Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[BrunoMattei]

They should have to provide bank statements and emails to show they aren't paid shills.

I suggest a blood test ala John Carpenter's The Thing.

 

[Uranus Pink]

I suggest a blood test ala John Carpenter's The Thing.

Before or after using the flamethrowers on them?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Before or after using the flamethrowers on them?

After, of course. Only way to be sure.

 

[break these cuffs]

They should have to provide bank statements and emails to show they aren't paid shills.

They can mark all verified review with little stars. Maybe even different colored ones for different reviewers. Gold for regular bloggers, pink for youtube influencers, etc.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

They don't kidnap children, they just tell their parents that their child has a gift and it would be better for him/her to be raised by the Jedi. If they refuse, the Jedi can do a mind trick and get the kid anyway.
There was a story arc in TCW about Sheev hiring Cad Bane to steal the kids before the Jedi came to take them from their parents.

Of course that wouldn't work on the space jews. Speaking of which I wonder how many planets the toydarians were kicked out of.

Also Legends was based as fuck

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The Diversity Alliance was an anti-Human and Anti-Jedi terrorist group that sprung up after the Galactic Civil War. Led by the Twi'lek Nolaa Tarkona, the Diversity Alliance quickly spread from Ryloth across the galaxy, rallying support from non-Humans who felt oppressed after decades of Imperial...

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[InsolentGaylord]

Tired as fuck and about go to sleep and just reading up on the recent news regarding this dumpster fire.
Idiots are insisting it's gonna make huge amounts of money in the first few days and will surpass Endgame (no fucking joke) based on absolfuckinglutely nothing. I'm seeing no hype and very little actual marketing for this movie and it's only a month out from release. Even my fucking Father whose a Star Wars Fanboy isn't that excited.

So what the fuck is going on is anyone ACTUALLY legit excited for this shit? And the normies too they actually give a shit about this?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think there’s three kinds of groups within the Disney SW haters.

Group 1: Stopped watching and caring about SW after Episode III, thinks any movie after ROTJ is pointless and a waste of time.

Group 2: Quit after TFA because they didn’t like the direction they were going to go with it.

Group 3: Quit after TLJ, pretty self-explanatory.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Of course that wouldn't work on the space jews. Speaking of which I wonder how many planets the toydarians were kicked out of.

Also Legends was based as fuck

Diversity Alliance

The Diversity Alliance was an anti-Human and Anti-Jedi terrorist group that sprung up after the Galactic Civil War. Led by the Twi'lek Nolaa Tarkona, the Diversity Alliance quickly spread from Ryloth across the galaxy, rallying support from non-Humans who felt oppressed after decades of Imperial...

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Whoever did the cover art for those books drew Nolaa Tarkona as basically a troon'lek inadvertently or not and it was pretty hilarious stunning and brave.

 

[Owen Grady]

I suggest a blood test ala John Carpenter's The Thing.

Before or after using the flamethrowers on them?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So anyone willing to bet the Iger cut will get released or the JJ/Kennedy cut?

 

[Creep3r]

They don't kidnap children, they just tell their parents that their child has a gift and it would be better for him/her to be raised by the Jedi. If they refuse, the Jedi can do a mind trick and get the kid anyway.
There was a story arc in TCW about Sheev hiring Cad Bane to steal the kids before the Jedi came to take them from their parents.

I thought the Jedi kidnapped kids all the time since that's how they "recruited". Like the Jedi would go around looking for Force sensitive kids and if they found one then they'd explain to the parents/guardians and then take them away to the Jedi Temple. I swear there was an old piece of art that showed a guy in Jedi robes taking a crying kid away from his mother. Am I just misremembering shit?

While not all jedi would do that (as the majority would follow the rule and respect the parents decision) that didn't mean there weren't jedi who broke the rules and would use underhanded means to secretly recruit kids into the jedi way, like Jorus C'baoth did during the Outbound Flight Project who as I said Kenobi hated, and arrogant pricks like Jorus were so pretentious, boisterous and loud they ended up becoming the poster boys for everything wrong with the Order and why people started to form hate campaigns around them. So if a jedi recruiter showed up at your door one day, you'd have every reason to be scared since for all you know, he could be one of the few corrupt ones who will force squeeze your brain to mush to take your kid from you. Also Dooku broke away from the Order for many reasons, but one of these reasons was his distaste for the Jedi only taking in children from civilized worlds but never forcefully abducting Force kids from barbaric worlds like Dathomir, despite that said kids grow up to be "witches", "warlocks" or ended up killed or ostracized by their own people for being "demons".

How would parents know that their children are force sensitive? With a kid of Anakin's age it'd be quite obvious since they'd have faster reflexes and such, but how would you know a toddler or newborn is gifted? Is testing for midichlorian count a standard test in birthing facilities?

In both old canon and nu-canon, jedi had scouts who would travel to many planets and systems looking for any intel or receive reports of children or people with strange powers (which came from either the parents themselves, local planetary law enforcement or intelligence agencies), or they would use their Force Sense to detect them if they were strong enough. These recruiters were the most hated faction of the jedi and usually the source of the most gossip and controversy, either due to misconceptions and rumors or because a few recruiters were being genuine dicks, but these would usually face penalties if exposed. Also despite the jedi discouraging members from re-connecting with families, it wasn't a strict rule. Once a jedi was old enough, he could go visit his homeworld to find out his roots, but he'd be warned about emotional attachments and would be questioned thoroughly about his experience, maybe even monitored for a while afterwards. Jedi could also leave the order once in adulthood, but I think they were monitored heavily or checked on regularly to ensure they never went to the Dark Side. Dooku got away with it though because he went back to claim his inheritance from his family which made him stupidly rich and enabled him to do whatever he wants because "bitch he's a Count".

Whoever did the cover art for those books drew Nolaa Tarkona as basically a troon'lek inadvertently or not and it was pretty hilarious stunning and brave.

It was both prophetic and hilarious. A bunch of crazy communistic alien hypocrites led by an influential and idealistic troon who believed in abolishing supremacy by creating "her" own self-approved brand of supremacy and even endorsing the eating of humans in revenge for minority discrimination.
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[Spoonge]

ROTS Tarkin was played by Wayne Pygram better known as Scorpius in Farscape.

No shit my boy Scorpy is still getting work in Hollywood? That makes me damn happy.

 

[Ghostse]

So anyone willing to bet the Iger cut will get released or the JJ/Kennedy cut?

Iger cut with no doubts being that he's been made to take an interest in what's going on, and he's going to go with whatever the test audience says.

 

[Uranus Pink]

No shit my boy Scorpy is still getting work in Hollywood? That makes me damn happy.

According to his Imdb page he is still working but nothing high profile since RotS.

 

[Bongsnake McGee]

I think there’s three kinds of groups within the Disney SW haters.

Four, actually. You missed the morbidly curious who know the movie is going to be awful, they just want to get the full horror of the cinematic experience.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Iger cut with no doubts being that he's been made to take an interest in what's going on, and he's going to go with whatever the test audience says.

Unless Kennedy throws a fit about it.

Either way, both cuts are probably awful.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Four, actually. You missed the morbidly curious who know the movie is going to be awful, they just want to get the full horror of the cinematic experience.

To be fair, those movies tend to make awesome viewing experiences if the audiences goes full MST3K/Rifftrax on it. EPIX however may be more like watching an autopsy of a much beloved family member or friend who been brutally raped, and mutilated beyond facial recognition.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I really hope one day alternate cuts of Episode IX leak, since no matter the result it's probably hilarious. I bet the Kennedy cut is the one which has Sheev's planet named Exogol (watch Exogol never show up or be overdubbed with the actual name which doesn't match up to the lip reading) and more of a role for Based Klaud. Iger's cut doesn't sound as hilariously awful

 

[Adamska]

I thought there was a Lucas cut too though guys; that was the one that allegedly had an 88 score (damn good test audience result) and introduces a "secret skywalker". But honestly given Iger, he MIGHT actually say fuck it and make his the cut out of arrogance and cheapness.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I am growing increasingly worried.
This clusterfuck sounds way too good to be true. They can't have fucked up IX this badly, did they?
The leaks are horrifying. And now we learn this movie is even worse than that?

At this point the Disney trilogy so far combined with the leaks, hype, and specualtion for Episode IX has produced such a bad collection of content that expectations for either the franchise or Episode IX specifically can't sink much lower than they already have. And to think this film willl somehow be much better than the previous two films is too .

My biggest fear about this movie is that it comes out and it's some boring middle of the road kind of thing, where they just allow the trilogy to pilfer out on an absolutely boring and underwhelming note.

An underwhelming ending to episode IX would almost be the perfect capstone given how lackluster and underwhelming the previous two films have been. At some point, the reshoots have to stop and final preparations have to be made. It won't surprise me if someone in that process decides to say "screw it" and just mails it in since everything else about the ST has been half-assed at best.

Side Note: Am I the only one who's getting sick and tired of these channels doing this begging routine for subs? Because it's been months; I get it. Stop please.

It's almost as bad as the grifting lolcows that spam their "please click my e-begging links" posts ad nauseum. It's also a good way to for these Youtubers to have random people not follow them or view their content in the future because of the excessive self-promotion.

This is partially the reason why Holdo pisses me the fuck off. Nobody can see that shit and think it's rational, for some dumb bitch to randomly take command and her strategy of getting out of that shithole is ligitamately "do nothing".

Given how much the SJW crowd excels at slacktivism which is talking the talk while doing absolutely nothing, the fact they somehow enjoy seeing Holdo do this isn't surprising despite the fact anyone with critical thinking skills seeing this as the worst possible example of leadership and command skills.

The more I hear about these rewrites, the final product sounds like it will be more of a disaster simply because a film with so many changes can't possibly end up having any degree of coherence with itself let alone either of the previous films. I almost wonder if the original shoot of Episode IX -- as bad and imperfect as it may have been -- would have been better than what we end up seeing after all these costly edits, reshoots, and last-ditch efforts to appeal to everyone.

I thought there was a Lucas cut too though guys; that was the one that allegedly had an 88 score (damn good test audience result) and introduces a "secret skywalker". But honestly given Iger, he MIGHT actually say fuck it and make his the cut out of arrogance and cheapness.

Do we know this supposed cut exists, or is it nothing more than hyped-up vaporware intended to try to get fans of Lucas-era SW to see Episode IX with the implication Lucas is somehow involved or endorses the film.