Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Barbarella]

She’s says going to tell the story of her whole life, in a nutshell. That’s where I bugged out, because I know her story: born, eat, die.

Pretty fucking easy. Accomplished nothing, did nothing, went nowhere, gave nothing. Just ate.

Her new “shhhh’s” are ridiculously feigned. It’s like a virgin faking an orgasm. She doesn’t even know how it’s supposed to go.

 

[krazy orange cat]

If there is a surgery scheduled (and that is a very big IF for sure) then she is deliberately self-sabotaging at this point. I just want to know what excuses she gives her doctor for her weight gain (assuming that it isn't explosive diarrhea that causes the surgery to be cancelled this time).

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

In the Harveys video, she totally took a bite and then cut out her SHHHH tic, then put the burger back to her mouth to splice the video to look like she was doing the sloooooow SHHHHHH on purpose because she totes loves doing that. Chintal *thinks* she's being smart.

So her mom tried to lock down her boyfriend by getting knocked up, which resulted in him fucking off. If she had just had sex with protection, who knows how the relationship would have ended, or not. Moother seems like she'd be a cow if she were a teen today.

 

[marjoram]

Yeah, Big Chinny is trying to "reclaim" the shhh tic by pretending it was never an uncontrollable compulsion and just some weird, makes -no- sense thing she "loves" to do. You're not fooling anybody Fatso--yer tickier than a wild hyena.
Should really get some help for that shit.....

 

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

My god, she is the epitome of laziness. (Not that we didn't already know this).

"I know I was supposed to do a week of home cooking, but then I'm like, 'But then I have to cook for a whole week, uggh..." She says with this defeated, pained look on her face.

That is what most normal people do you fat, lazy tub of lard waste of space. People with full time jobs and kids to take care of do this all the time. It's not hard. What else do you have to do?

But she's going to "try" to make a meal sometime this week you guys. You heard that right. She's going to "try." Making a simple meal at home is not something you "try" to do like climbing a mountain. You just fucking do it. Jesus Christ. She's pathetic.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

My god, she is the epitome of laziness. (Not that we didn't already know this).

"I know I was supposed to do a week of home cooking, but then I'm like, 'But then I have to cook for a whole week, uggh..." She says with this defeated, pained look on her face.

That is what most normal people do you fat, lazy tub of lard waste of space. People with full time jobs and kids to take care of do this all the time. It's not hard. What else do you have to do?

But she's going to "try" to make a meal sometime this week you guys. You heard that right. She's going to "try." Making a simple meal at home is not something you "try" to do like climbing a mountain. You just fucking do it. Jesus Christ. She's pathetic.

When she does this it makes me wonder how BiBi has to cook for himself or eat out. So she’s didn’t feel like cooking but screw your rock of a man who was at work all night ? The sleeping situation ,too many things make this relationship seem like utter trash. So what does she even bring to the table ? Other than her paying her half of the bills ? Same goes for him too.

 

[Strine]

I don't know about this feigned SHH business; the Chantal we love to hate has no self-awareness and it ought to stay that way. Fortunately, as soon as the wind changes, she'll be doing something else and trying to rip the head off anyone who remembers yesterday's persona.


In other news, the guy or gorl who was initially spearheading the OP has just vanished, and although I'm hesitant to make any great promises, I think I can finish it in his or her absence. Content volume is a non-issue to say the least; after I added my typical blathering to it, it's now twelve pages. If anything, there's too much of it.

It needs editing, but once I've sorted out a workable draft, I'd like to post as a .pdf in the thread as normal, with the idea that serious feedback be given about what it should or should not include (I tried asking about this a few weeks ago, but it was derailed when we all started chatting about our favourite Cuntal moments). I hesitate to give a time frame, but I'd like to kick off 2020 with a decent OP for this cow.

 

[Turd Blossom]

After insisting that she was going to prepare healthy, home-cooked meals until her surgery, Chantal gave the feeders a real treat. Looking disheveled and insane and dressed in what appears to be a giant nightgown, the trough sounds were off the chart as our Queen of Poutine chose to lick her fat hands instead of using her napkin.

It always so amusing when Chantal makes smug declarations about what she is going to do, then unfailingly fails to follow through. You'd think she would learn at some point, but god bless her she never does.

It's going to be hard to top October's FA follies, ER visit during the fallout from her Heaven's Gate Mukbang and cancelled surgery saga, but as her glorious "Year of Healing" (which, btw she has removed all references to this from her channel from what I can tell) draws to a close, Nutty November has started off with promise. You know we're in for a good month when she kicks it off by literally digging in the trash for expired Clark bars.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

HARVEY'S BIG HARV DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND CRUNCHY ONION RINGS MUKBANG

Quick question...

Spoiler: Not terribly important, I’m just curious

Does anybody know who this chick in this screenshot is/her channel?
Apparently her name is Katey or Kathryn.
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From what I can tell, she is a (former) online friend of Yabas (YoutubeUnderground) and they are at odds with each other apparently. She has made a video talking shit about Yaba that Chantal has found and has been commenting on, giggling about Yabas alleged weight, but Yaba and the other haydurs are in full damage control mode and are not mentioning this women’s name or channel AT ALL even though there’s various tweets discussing what happened. Yaba even briefly discusses what happened in her latest video, but won’t name the chick/channel other than call her “White Castle”.

I remember when Chantal said she only bought that nightgown because it was the only one the store had, but it was HUGE on her at a 6X.
Nice to see how she grew into it.
I have to say, probably one of the greatest new businesses that popped up for Chantal is GrubHub & UberEats. She can order on her app, sit on her gigantic ass & wait for her food to come to her door from places that normally didn't deliver.

I wonder what else she ordered & didn't show? Chantal lies, & she especially lies about food. Only one huge burger & onion rings? C'mon, that's the appetizer. What else did you order Chantal?

Once again she asked people for recipes & won't cook any of them. When will they learn?
She didn't mention any pre-op doctor appointments, so will she just show up the day of surgery clearly 30+ pounds fatter & everyone will be OK with this?
We'll see soon enough.
Countdown to (fake) surgery: 9 days

 

[SodaLove]

But I thought you were “fat & proud” “fat & beautiful”, Chantal? Why care so much about comments about your weight then?

Also here she is talking about Zachary Michael yet again:



Oh yes. Chantal works sooooooo hard on her content... by inhaling burgers in her hospital gown looking pajamas:



Such a hard worker that one.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I still subscribe to the notion that we are headed for some kind of climax to this years-old saga. Maybe not the climax of all climaxes, but a crescendo of sorts. Too many loose balls are on the court. She has to figure out a plausible excuse for another surgery cancellation. The haydur channels have multiplied and have resorted to unusual tactics. Her breathing sounds horrifying. No way enough oxygen is getting through all that blubber, and the brain is suffering. She seems to have lost her lusty ardor for mukbangs (for the time being) and has an air of going through the motions. She knows the candy elves leave treats for her in the dumpster. She's a celebrity, who appeared in the 'news'. She may have crossed into the 400-pound frontier. And isn't Bibi's sister supposed to be moving out again on the 16th (which is something like her eighth moving out date, going all the way back to last December) Her card was declined recently, and she has taken up garbage picking. On the horizon, doubts loom about the future of YouTube's AdSense program. Just speculation, but little of it favors Clotso's situation.

These asteroids hurtling from the shattered core of her life are going to start colliding into one another in ways she will be ill-equipped to respond to, I'm not even talking about her health, although it could easily be the first to go, especially if there is a surgery. I see all kinds of potential issues for her in all facets of her life. I guess it is needless to say that this whole long saga is going to end badly for her, one way or another.

 

[clusterfuckk]

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ETA: Happy 1500 boys

I think it’s a bangle for a regular sized person.

It's on her right hand (viewer's left), so no. She posted a picture of that cheap looking ring a week ago on Instagram, where it was also on her right hand.
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If someone was demented enough to propose her she would be sure to let the internet know immediately. She'd be telling the haydurs before telling her family. That aside, a fake proposal saga would be pretty great!

That’s a cheap ass ring I am sure I have seen on the Reitmans website.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think it’s a bangle for a regular sized person.

That’s a cheap ass ring I am sure I have seen on the Reitmans website.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don’t understand people who claim cooking meals at home is too hard. For most home cooked meals you don’t even have to do anything other than throw shit into a pot and stir it once in a while till it’s cooked. Sure, roasting a whole chicken may take more than one hour, but 90% of that time is just waiting. And, sure, there are recipes that need constant attention, like scallops, or are complex and mega time-consuming, like certain high-end pastries, but how often do average people cook that shit at home? Just throw your goddamn chicken tenders into the slow cooker and stop whining so fucking much.

Imagine being lazier than Amberlynn Reid.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

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Yeah that seems about right. It would have to be something cheap because her fingers are so fat. From what I've seen a lot of brands, from indie to luxury, don't offer sizes above a 10 unless it's a custom order. Not that it matters, because Chantal never saves money.

Just throw your goddamn chicken tenders into the slow cooker and stop whining so fucking much.

They key word in that is slow, and Chantal wants instant gratification in the form of a small mountain of food and at least 3 dipping sauces. Rate me autistic, but I don't think she's capable of enjoying any home cooked food, no matter who makes it or what they make. That's why we see her adding so much Sriracha to her home cooked food; she's trying to reach that high that she would get from drinking KFC gravy or dipping cheap buttery biscuits into ranch dressing.

 

[Who Now]

She says how everybody loved her and adored her when she was born and our mum refused to give up and always provided for her

That's the story she has probably been told her whole life. It would be too unbearable for her to admit she was a cum and run. Her narcissism couldn't take it.

If someone was demented enough to propose her she would be sure to let the internet know immediately. S

Exactly. She would be doing "Shop with me at plus size bridal shops" and giving us "Wedding make up tutorials" and " Let's go taste testing wedding food" videos.
It's a cheap opal. Not an engagement ring. And on the wrong hand. She'll probably say its a promise ring. Which makes it more pathetic.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’m firmly in the camp that obesity in itself is a result of disordered eating. Maybe not BED but maybe there should be a more vague term for those who overeat to the point of losing mobility.

The DSM-5 now has "Other specified feeding or eating disorder" (OSFED) (used to be Eating disorder not otherwise specified - EDNOS).

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

That's the story she has probably been told her whole life. It would be too unbearable for her to admit she was a cum and run. Her narcissism couldn't take it.



Exactly. She would be doing "Shop with me at plus size bridal shops" and giving us "Wedding make up tutorials" and " Let's go taste testing wedding food" videos.
It's a cheap opal. Not an engagement ring. And on the wrong hand. She'll probably say its a promise ring. Which makes it more pathetic.

I thought she was already calling it a promise ring. More of her arrested development, since promise rings are for teenagers and no self-respecting 35 year old would tolerate that shit. It's worse than those people who are "engaged" for ten years and have four kids together but never seem to sign the papers.

 

[Strine]

Heifer Chandler found a ring that she can get on her deli sausage fingers and so is pretending it's an engagement ring, because the next thing to go around one of her digits will be a mortician's tag. The end.