Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Yeah, but this isn't Tumblr in 2013. Dressing like a slut and calling yourself nb ain't gonna cut it when there are children getting botched stinkditch surgeries on television shows. She's gotta get with the times.
Please, god let Zoe have a toe stitched to her vagina out of desperation to be relevant.
 
You know that Zoe Quinn post from GamerGhazi that talks about dogpiling The Quarter Pounder? He made another Zoe Quinn video in response of GamerGhazi.
For once there isn't a single party involved that doesn't annoy me. Why can't we just put all these assholes in a jar and shake it up until they kill and eat one another?
 
Would you rather she had a baby? Zoe and Becky Gerber are prime examples of why abortion must be legal.

Neither one of them should ever be allowed to raise children. Do you want MORE bpd/narcissistic welfare cases?
I would be willing to bet money on Zoe's child (if a boy) becoming one of those drag children, and if a girl dying from neglect (or becoming a 3 year old transboy).
Either way, more attention of her!
 
You know that Zoe Quinn post from GamerGhazi that talks about dogpiling The Quarter Pounder? He made another Zoe Quinn video in response of GamerGhazi.

One thing I love about Hamblyburger is that he's a giant fucking fire magnet for pretty much everyone he covers.

He's one of my favorite kinds of lolcow, the kind who generates lulz for us without any incitement from us.
 
No kidding; the guy is such a blatant attention whore who not only keeps retweeting everyone's positive response to each of his videos, but even retweets his own tweets.
If you're up your own ass it's impossible to critique other people. Not that I think that's what he's actually about; he's clearly just here to jump in and bloviate whenever shit gets stirred but he's too gun-shy to do it himself anymore.

What must it be like to be so egotistical and yet such a pussy?
 
Chelsea already pulled a similar grift around the start of gamergate. One of the staff of Kotaku gave her $600 (I think it was her fuckboi Grayson) so she could get an abortion.

Eron said that Chelsea claimed it was his, but there was no proof given that it was or that she was even pregnant. (This is before she got the liposuction, so any pregnancy weight could be chalked up to her being chunky at the time). Since it was a Kotakuite that gave her the cash, the prevailing theory is that Grayson knocked Chelsea up, and then she had to abort the baby because they were already getting heat for fucking each other while he was giving her positive coverage.
Wasn't it Chelsea herself that said in her CON book that Eron got her pregnant and she aborted the baby with her buttbuddies' help? Granted, she could have easily lied about that part, so nothing wrong with saying that something else entirely happened in terms of a pregnancy, but I am not sure where the speculation that Grayson was the father comes from.
Chapter 6
· Aborted Eron’s baby
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I can't even tell these people apart anymore to be totally honest with you.
The only difference between them may as well be what they screech over in a culture war. Either screeching about how Goobergrapers are out to kill their kween or how the anti-gators are out to kill off any dissenting voice.

One thing I love about Hamblyburger is that he's a giant fucking fire magnet for pretty much everyone he covers.

He's one of my favorite kinds of lolcow, the kind who generates lulz for us without any incitement from us.
Gotta get that sweet Youtube ad revenue along with any Paymetons money by grifting. And for us, it really does give us that drama we huddle around.
 
"archive everything" = "link to twitter that outta fuckin hold it"

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Was Alec & Labor Day Weekend finally the tipping point where you acknowledge Chelsea as the high-tier cow she is? I know you once posted "ZQ is a nobody, call me when she kills herself and I'll care" or something along those lines.
 
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