Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Speaking of amber posting dumb shit on social media, suffer with me OwOView attachment 1009229

Where is the costume she is a womanbaby everyday

 

[DefCon Dumb]

First time I've seen her dressed in an age appropriate manner.

 

[Lame Entropy]

It's hard finding women who can match Amberlynn's dimensions but for the sake of comparison:

Here's Mikel Ruffinelli standing at 64'', 420 lb, she sports a 99'' waist.


And here's Bobbi-Jo Westley who was trying to beat the record with her own hips at 95'' as of April 2018 (I believe she's 62-64'' tall and ~540 lb so she's closest to our gorl as far as overall dimensions go)


Do you guys think we're onto something with the waist size?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Amber is definitely not the type of gorl to wear panties. I'm not really sure how they manage to find leggings that fit her; I guess maybe she's been wearing the same ones for a long time and they've stretched out, but leggings develop holes pretty quickly when a fat bitch is wearing them, especially the cheap shits that Amber gets at Walmart. It will forever be an enigma to me. Imagine being so fucking fat that underwear no longer fit you.

People speculated that because she's such an immobile fat fuck her thighs have ceased to rub together like a normal fatty's thighs would, causing the thigh holes you normally see on cheap fat bitch clothing which seems to be the first place to rip. Someone else could probably explain it better but even if the inner thighs of her leggings/yoga pants/whatever were ripped, we'd thankfully never know.

As for the other seams, I'm just as confused as you are. And the underwear... idk apparently Wommart sells underwear up to a size 14 (the chart I found cut off at 12 but compared it to a 5x or 50-51" hips) so there's hope yet

 

[gay frogs]

There's no way her waist is "only" 63 inches. Chantal's waist maybe.

e: im dumb and cant read.

e2: @gay frogs Amberlynn is 63 inches tall. Not 53.

I have no idea how that happened because I know how many inches 5 feet is but yeah you are correct.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Can you imagine if Albert was into the whole adult baby thing? Holy mother of God, if I ever wanted something to send me off the deep end during a bout of suicidal thoughts all I would need is a picture of Hambeast in a diaper. I don't even want to go into detail, that content would be far too Islamic even for this website.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Speaking of amber posting dumb shit on social media, suffer with me OwOView attachment 1009229

See now if someone could just superglue that binkie to her ever flapping lips, she wouldn’t eat OR bitch as much, and she would finally have an accessory that suits her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's hard finding women who can match Amberlynn's dimensions but for the sake of comparison:


And here's Bobbi-Jo Westley who was trying to beat the record with her own hips at 95'' as of April 2018 (I believe she's 62-64'' tall and ~540 lb so she's closest to our gorl as far as overall dimensions go)
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Do you guys think we're onto something with the waist size?

She looks like a really, really fat centaur.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

It's hard finding women who can match Amberlynn's dimensions but for the sake of comparison:

Here's Mikel Ruffinelli standing at 64'', 420 lb, she sports a 99'' waist.
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And here's Bobbi-Jo Westley who was trying to beat the record with her own hips at 95'' as of April 2018 (I believe she's 62-64'' tall and ~540 lb so she's closest to our gorl as far as overall dimensions go)
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Do you guys think we're onto something with the waist size?

(Unrelated to Amber, mods can feel free to remove the post if they want)

How the fuck can someone look so happy while their ass is deformed so much to the point one cheek is the size of a goddamn coffee table

 

[giga melt]

People speculated that because she's such an immobile fat fuck her thighs have ceased to rub together like a normal fatty's thighs would, causing the thigh holes you normally see on cheap fat bitch clothing which seems to be the first place to rip.

Could you explain? Do your legs stop rubbing together the same way if you're too fat?

 

[Twinkie]

Could you explain? Do your legs stop rubbing together the same way if you're too fat?

Maybe because she waddles so severely? Like she swings her legs instead of properly walking so they don't really fub together much? Or maybe it's just that she moves so little the pants are taking way longer than it would normally take for the thighs to wear out?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Could you explain? Do your legs stop rubbing together the same way if you're too fat?

It wasn't my theory which is why I said someone else could probably explain it better, I just knew it was a thought that was kicked around. I think @SAVE TWINKIE! might be on the right track, though.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

(Sorry I know I probably uploaded this a little fucked up) (and yes this is an old video, and slightly OT, but I'm torturing myself, don't kink shame)

Seeing this older video, gorl can barely tilt her head back because of that neck fat, and also....losing her balance cause big shelf booty. Just thinking about how big her back hump has grown since then. Ah, the memories.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!

 

[ADHD]

Why do people give me shit for acting like a shitty person? How shitty they are to comment on it after I put the evidence of it out there for everyone to see!

 

[SweetDee]

If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!

idk about her but I can sleep lying down.

 

[Lame Entropy]

lol "in a different decade" the dumb bitch would have no other option but to join a freakshow and have people paying to jeer and mock her.

 

[Twinkie]

What decade would that be, Amberlynn? How would you get around Walmart before they all had fleets of scooters?

And, hello? How would this bitch even survive without youtube?

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!

I mean segregation was a huge thing, but people were so much nicer in other generations

 

[Moonpie]

(Sorry I know I probably uploaded this a little fucked up) (and yes this is an old video, and slightly OT, but I'm torturing myself, don't kink shame)

Seeing this older video, gorl can barely tilt her head back because of that neck fat, and also....losing her balance cause big shelf booty. Just thinking about how big her back hump has grown since then. Ah, the memories.
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She looks like a deformed sumo wrestler. She had gall to laugh at Beggy while showing these moves.
Bitch is so fucking oblivious to how repulsive and stupid she is.