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If only she were born in a different era.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Screaming about karma as the doctor preps the defibrillation paddles.
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She'll whine about "muh mental" until death raises its bony hand and taps her on her gigantic shoulder.
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Funny... the 600lbs immobile decomposing Beast with an autistic sped , also decomposing, gf, surrounded by ignorant blood suckers only after her sad dirty coins is talking about Karma.... oi?
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DANG DIRTY TROLLS
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Random thought: AL is going to die believing that "decipher" and "determine" are, in fact, the same word.
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Its almost like we all have seen serious signs of type 2 diabetes for months.
If only there was some way Hambo could of prevented this.
If only there was some way Hambo could of prevented this.
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Damn that message was a lot to unpack again.
OK Amber here is the deal, you picked a job filming yourself 24/7 and then compile those clips and then create content that is what a vlogger does. Your personal life is forfeit or you simply edit some scene for example Joey Graceffa dating his current fiance, he was his manager but living in as a friend at first and he was in a lot of videos but no one really asked because he respects his audience and in turn they respect you back. He then made a video announcing they were dating and gave reasons why again respectful and in all this time he NEVER vaguebooked ever which is pretty damn impressive. See thats a good vlogger.
Amber on the other hand has finally come to conclusion that most people hate watch her in which they do but instead she trolled that audience and shut the like 20,000 out that enjoy her content. Another thing her "content" has not been content for a year and a half since before lexington pride is when I noticed a massive shift in style of her videos, Fuck I would personally even push that early Becky saga and that is nearly 3 years. So for the past year and a bit you have been click baiting and vaguebooking which is not really vlogger decorum as that is considered like really base vlogger but the rule of vaguebooking is always a must to never do. In the end vloggers are dependent on their audience for continuation.
Its not a secret that Amber's views have plummeted and they continue to do so, and I dont think she will really recover at this point because to recover that viewership and retainment you have to do another 100 days or vlogmas or vlogtober but because you are so lazy and entitled but dont realise those people keep your lights on and a roof over your head.
Once this becomes more mainstream knowledge I am expecting a large exodus of subscribers and people just maximising on watching Haydur content, take it as you will I dont mind MBPs insular videos on her they are quite savage usually.
OK Amber here is the deal, you picked a job filming yourself 24/7 and then compile those clips and then create content that is what a vlogger does. Your personal life is forfeit or you simply edit some scene for example Joey Graceffa dating his current fiance, he was his manager but living in as a friend at first and he was in a lot of videos but no one really asked because he respects his audience and in turn they respect you back. He then made a video announcing they were dating and gave reasons why again respectful and in all this time he NEVER vaguebooked ever which is pretty damn impressive. See thats a good vlogger.
Amber on the other hand has finally come to conclusion that most people hate watch her in which they do but instead she trolled that audience and shut the like 20,000 out that enjoy her content. Another thing her "content" has not been content for a year and a half since before lexington pride is when I noticed a massive shift in style of her videos, Fuck I would personally even push that early Becky saga and that is nearly 3 years. So for the past year and a bit you have been click baiting and vaguebooking which is not really vlogger decorum as that is considered like really base vlogger but the rule of vaguebooking is always a must to never do. In the end vloggers are dependent on their audience for continuation.
Its not a secret that Amber's views have plummeted and they continue to do so, and I dont think she will really recover at this point because to recover that viewership and retainment you have to do another 100 days or vlogmas or vlogtober but because you are so lazy and entitled but dont realise those people keep your lights on and a roof over your head.
Once this becomes more mainstream knowledge I am expecting a large exodus of subscribers and people just maximising on watching Haydur content, take it as you will I dont mind MBPs insular videos on her they are quite savage usually.
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Who with a fresh type 2 beetus diagnose leaves the hospital and go to Pizza Hut????Its almost like we all have seen serious signs of type 2 diabetes for months.
If only there was some way Hambo could of prevented this.
I know what The Beast is capable but my bet remains cellulitis in dark, moisty places Necky doesn't clean properly and unknown evil creatures live.
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Looks like it might already be happening... On her last three videos, she’s gotten less views than the Haydurs:
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Ah yes, those awful haydurs.....80% of whom started off as concerned viewers. After being snarky and blocking any intelligent people, Al waddled on her merry way, eating copious amounts through three states...Now Al realizes we were right all along but god damn! she will not give us the SATISFACTION of saying so. Don't worry Big Al, we know. And I hope you enjoy all the new diseases you've bought yourself because diseases are about to be the new thing you hoard.
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I've been catching up on MBP's reacts, because I think he's hilarious (go ahead, fight me). But I do have to say it delights me to no end that the fact the react channels get more views than she does - and better reviews via thumbs up/down - must really fucking piss her off. WhinyPoutyLynn is one of my favorite AmberLynns.
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Thanks @Serial Grapist this confirms it then, the same happened with Chantel months back, she used to get 20 - 30k amongst 45-50k subs. People cottoned on to the reactions being more entertaining than the original so people started going over, this was amidst her punching down her audience too which led to it.
Amber's views the last month or so have been creeping down a lot, she can barely clock 100k without clickbait. If I was to estimate I will say by early 2020 her views will go down to 60k it could even go down to 40k because MBP is really quick on it and he has over 50k subs. It will fuck her financially too her income will go to about 2.4k a month which is a massive turn bare in mind this is based on Chantels earnings but doubled but I did not count in the fact Chantal uploads a lot in contrast. meaning she will be earning less and that is how you ultimately deal with Amber.
Amber's views the last month or so have been creeping down a lot, she can barely clock 100k without clickbait. If I was to estimate I will say by early 2020 her views will go down to 60k it could even go down to 40k because MBP is really quick on it and he has over 50k subs. It will fuck her financially too her income will go to about 2.4k a month which is a massive turn bare in mind this is based on Chantels earnings but doubled but I did not count in the fact Chantal uploads a lot in contrast. meaning she will be earning less and that is how you ultimately deal with Amber.
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But we don't want to "deal with Amber".
We want her to continue to make a jackass of herself on the internet.
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Oh her tard rage will become legendary but nothing is better than a lolcow ending rather than being like Chris Chan who is just a pitiful mess at this point.
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Better to burn out than to fade away.
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MBP should buy a grey bra and use a marker to put the dots on it and wear it with the straps showing.
I do like the Greenscreen cutout of the foody beauty mobile.
I do like the Greenscreen cutout of the foody beauty mobile.
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Big Al is in for a rude awakening because I'm relatively certain that Charlie Gold will surpass her in subscribers in the foreseeable future.
I think this will impact her far more than view counts because she clearly thinks of the haters as gossip magazines and herself as a celebrity. Plus I imagine she justifies their views by accrediting them to her name.
Her sub count is the one and only thing that makes her feel superior to them.
I think this will impact her far more than view counts because she clearly thinks of the haters as gossip magazines and herself as a celebrity. Plus I imagine she justifies their views by accrediting them to her name.
Her sub count is the one and only thing that makes her feel superior to them.
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I'm kind of wondering if she's prefilming a bunch of content so she can do another 100 days of uploading but actually complete it.
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And Michael's views aren't far behind. The cottage industry of hatin' on Amberlynn is pretty lucrative.