Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[break these cuffs]

All she does is lie and blueball her paypigs. She's doing this to drive up patreon numbers. She'll cuck them again if she ever reaches 2000 like she always does. Everyone talking about how this is preparation for her to do real porn either doesn't know Moomoo or is excited by the prospect of her actually doing it.

 

[la mort]

How exceptional do you have to be to care about the color of your ass crack?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

How exceptional do you have to be to care about the color of your ass crack?

Enough to be MooMoo and not do anything to change it.

 

[niente]

Spoiler

So she took this picture, looked at it and went "yeah, good enough to share! No one's going to notice the face anyway!"

 

[AprilRains]

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So she took this picture, looked at it and went "yeah, good enough to share! No one's going to notice the face anyway!"

It's not the face they're counting on to sell that suit. It's the flattened, veiny rack.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's so grainy you can't even see her bright red stretch mark of a crotch, are her phones seriously all from 2009 or something. At this point I'm starting to think it's intentional. Why edit your pics when they're so badly shot you can't see anything.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's so out grainy you can't even see her bright red stretch mark of a crotch, are her phones seriously all from 2009 or something. At this point I'm starting to think it's intentional. Why edit your pics when they're so badly shot you can't see anything.

It's intentional. Filters became hugely popular especially on cell phone apps over the past few years. It's a way for instagram thots to be super artistic and to scam more money out of paypigs by disguising flaws. Moomoo almost filtered out her tit veins right on her phone!

 

[omori]

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So she took this picture, looked at it and went "yeah, good enough to share! No one's going to notice the face anyway!"

Lol she couldn’t have found a better piece to exaggerate those granny tits.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Lol she couldn’t have found a better piece to exaggerate those granny tits.

I'm horrified by the skin tone of her breasts. Like she had them squeezed up in something way too small just seconds prior to this photo. Which she probably did.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I'm horrified by the skin tone of her breasts. Like she had them squeezed up in something way too small just seconds prior to this photo. Which she probably did.

They look like they are about to burst from their spandex confinement. On a side note: that teddy looks like a hideous arts and crafts project- made even worse if you have hag sag.

Another side note: the only people that I could think of that could wear it are ironically girls with smaller breasts the same way elvira is shockingly a hard cosplay for big tittied girls to do. As in to achieve the look of big boobs in that thing, you're gonna need to be at most a C cup and a decent push-up bra.

 

[Pargon]

I have no idea how much a purely cosmetic procedure costs (probably a lot given where she lives and I'd imagine the going rate to stare at gooches all day has got to be pretty high) but imagine spending any amount of money on teasing your legion of omegas just to inflate a follower number on a website.

What a hollow, meaningless existence.

 

[Bitch Kitten]

I'm horrified by the skin tone of her breasts. Like she had them squeezed up in something way too small just seconds prior to this photo. Which she probably did.

She's had what looks like either a rash or major varicose veins on her boobs for a while. Probably from constantly squeezing them into too small clothes.

 

[Madolche]

I have no idea how much a purely cosmetic procedure costs (probably a lot given where she lives and I'd imagine the going rate to stare at gooches all day has got to be pretty high) but imagine spending any amount of money on teasing your legion of omegas just to inflate a follower number on a website.

What a hollow, meaningless existence.

For what Moo has had, it's a lot.
Of the top of my head she has had:

Several rounds of laser hair removal often costing around 400 bucks each. So lets say around 1600 bucks worth​

Chemical peels ala bleaching, the way she has talked about it I say she's gotten it more than once. Often costing $700​

Breast reduction, ~6 grand​

Liposuction 3-ish(?) times. Lowest probably around 7 grand cause it gets bundled with other procedures.​

She's mentioned getting cool sculpting and claims it doesn't work. Lets say she did it once. ~2k​

Kybella for her under chin, around 2000.​

Lip injections 2-3 times, average cost is around 600, I believe she got Juvéderm.​

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Total estimated cost: Hovers around $21-22,000 bucks just from this stuff I've estimated, sources on cost is good ol' google and my time being in and out of a cosmetic surgeon's office for work. If she's had anything else I can't remember.​

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Right now she's hovering around 1650 patrons. If half of them paid 10 bucks each, and the rest only$1, she would still be making in the ballpark of $9,100 a month. But then you have to figure that some are paying $5 instead of $1, yadda yadda. She could easily be raking in six figures from her patreon cucks, not even calculating her onlyfans page.​

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In essence, she isn't strapped for cash, and makes more money than a lot of hard working people out there for literally showing off her distorted body.​

 

[Pargon]

For what Moo has had, it's a lot.
Of the top of my head she has had:

Several rounds of laser hair removal often costing around 400 bucks each. So lets say around 1600 bucks worth​

Chemical peels ala bleaching, the way she has talked about it I say she's gotten it more than once. Often costing $700​

Breast reduction, ~6 grand​

Liposuction 3-ish(?) times. Lowest probably around 7 grand cause it gets bundled with other procedures.​

She's mentioned getting cool sculpting and claims it doesn't work. Lets say she did it once. ~2k​

Kybella for her under chin, around 2000.​

Lip injections 2-3 times, average cost is around 600, I believe she got Juvéderm.​

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Total estimated cost: Hovers around $21-22,000 bucks just from this stuff I've estimated, sources on cost is good ol' google and my time being in and out of a cosmetic surgeon's office for work. If she's had anything else I can't remember.​

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Right now she's hovering around 1650 patrons. If half of them paid 10 bucks each, and the rest only$1, she would still be making in the ballpark of $9,100 a month. But then you have to figure that some are paying $5 instead of $1, yadda yadda. She could easily be raking in six figures from her patreon cucks, not even calculating her onlyfans page.​

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In essence, she isn't strapped for cash, and makes more money than a lot of hard working people out there for literally showing off her distorted body.​

$700 to bleachblast someone's rusty sheriff's badge. I'm torn between wondering if I'm in the wrong gig or if people who do that shit are dangerously underpaid.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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In essence, she isn't strapped for cash, and makes more money than a lot of hard working people out there for literally showing off her distorted body.​

I hate that this is a reality in which we reward hedonism, laziness, gluttony, and regression instead of those that bust their ass off to get where they are.

$700 to bleachblast someone's rusty sheriff's badge. I'm torn between wondering if I'm in the wrong gig or if people who do that shit are dangerously underpaid.

My money's on dangerously underpaid. Cause there's always a freak chance she'll shit on the poor aesthetican.

 

[Madolche]

The price varies, I just went with the highest cost because of where Moo lives. That region is notoriously expensive because of its proximity to California. Where I live, a procedure like Kybella, for instance, is $2500 bucks in a wealthier area that I have gone to, and where friends have lived, its closer to $1800.

There's a reason doctors want to be in plastics or dermatology. It is a booming business that insurance companies don't cover for almost 100% of the former and I've even seen dermatology offices have insurance troubles too, so people tend to spend out of pocket. Which means insurance claims are a thing they don't have to worry jack shit about and can jack up the prices to meet demand, and the at cost of the drugs are nowhere near their procedure cost.

 

[Kheapathic]

$700 to bleachblast someone's rusty sheriff's badge. I'm torn between wondering if I'm in the wrong gig or if people who do that shit are dangerously underpaid.

Anytime you find yourself asking yourself if you made a mistake not going into certain beauty or medical fields; just remember that you don't just deal with the pretty/well groomed people, you deal with almost anyone walking through the door and willing to pay. Gynecologists don't play around with only young women; but the fat, dirty, old, and everything else. Same goes for aesthiticians; you don't just get the teens and soccer moms of Beverly Hills, you get everyone who can afford your services.

Not saying you shouldn't do it, just be aware of what you're getting yourself into... and what you may end up having to touch.

 

[niente]

Her plans for 2020. Meet and greet? Right.

Also; God she looks ragged.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Jesus she looks 40+. I live in a shelter and there are late 30s homeless women who have aged better than her.

 

[Montage]

I just want to touch one of her boobs.