What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[Titty Figurine]

As a young troublemaker I was banned off of a Christian youth forum for linking to divine-interventions.com.

I got kicked out of a random Facebook group that I really had no business being in in the first place when someone got very offended over the phrase white girl wasted. She had built up a full head of steam so I called her a nigger to see what would happen and what happened was I got banned.

Also lolcow.farm accused me of being a guy a few months ago and I have no idea what the hell was even going on.

 

[Dreams Mask]

Got banned off multiple Minecraft Pocket Edition servers.

-one time was because i called out a server owner who allowed a this guy who both of us hate each other. I said all the shitty stuff he done and was banned. I went on a random name i created instead, re joined the server and secretly went up the ranks to unban myself. They never noticed...

-Another server because the server owner was stream advertising on a few streams and i went to complain firstly about that and secondly about the spawn which wasn't that nice.

There are a few others but i don't want to get into them since they all somehow link up to my first point.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Only Canada, the couple of times I was banned for bullshit reasons on SA by the catladies (and mccain) doesn't count, I took it to Fragmaster who after some arguing always went "urgh, fine" and I didn't have to buy a new account. He seemed fairly reasonable but that might be because the mods and other admins were insane.

 

[spurger king]

I've been perma'd from 4ch just for constantly shitting up /tv/. Also my CS:GO account is living on borrowed time.

 

[TV's Adam West]

3 week ban on 4chan for posting leafys dox.

Facebook accounts deleted for hate speech.

Banned from reset era for downplaying transphobia.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I got banned for asking which gave off more gassy products; Chipolte, Taco Bell or Hitler.

I then later got banned for using a meme that I once used before with a guy holding a cat "look mittens, a faggot"

both were on Facebook.

I then got banned off of RecRoom VR for calling my black friend a Nigger in Rec Royale.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Best I can really think of is getting banned off quite a few discord servers for raiding: me and a couple of other autists just joined and spammed shocker images until we were banned.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Banned from Facebook a few times for wrongthink.

Banned from a forum for calling out a poster's suicide baiting and not giving him asspats, and telling him that people like him do a great disservice to people that actually are suicidal or depressed and not m.ilking it for attention.

Banned from a store for shoplifting when I was a teen.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

I defended a saudi verdict in chat.

 

[murgatroid]

I'm permanently banned from kiwifarms chat, talk to staff, and the site two times, for making fun of yawningsneasel and zedkissed60.

 

[Milk Mage]

Nothing notable yet, but I'm hoping to get banned off of Kiwi Farms for egregious shitposting.

Speaking of which:

https://soundcloud.com/user-228450619%2Fwelcome-to-the-cum-zone

 

[The Qbe]

I asked a black lady why she plays GTA as a white male

 

[ForTheHoard]

I lost 7-8 Twitch accounts for making fun of 16-bit. He was a pro Mortal Kombat player for a long time, got hired by NRS, then lost a lot of weight and became a low effort tranny. Most of the bans were for dead naming, but the last couple came from spamming "STUNNING AND BRAVE." The funniest part to me is that I met him before he transitioned, and he has made zero effort to change his voice.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I got quite a lot of bans under my belt.

• Got perma IP banned from all 4chan boards for telling an anon to dump Daisy's Destruction in the hope that he gets arrested.
• Got banned from a gaming site for posting live farmstock killing.
• Got banned from TVTropes for calling Fighteer a dick sucking monkey.
• Got banned from GameFAQs for saying that the Jews were behind the failure of the Wii U.
• Got banned from some forums for shitposting.
• Got permanently banned from Facebook for making an Amanda Todd joke right after she killed herself.
• Got banned from a Discord server for shitposting about how waifufags and lolicons deserve death
• Got banned from another Discord server for constant shitposting
• Got banned from a Doom server by Spanish speakers for speaking English in an English speaking server.
• Got banned from a Pokemon Online server for pissing everyone off, posting hentai, antagonizing others, dropping racial slurs a mile a minute, all while having the power to ban pretty much anyone I wanted to, including the server owners.

All those bans are no longer in effect because I changed IP addresses.

EDIT: I forgot to mention the ban on a third Discord server I got after saying that blacks shouldn't get statues because they sold slaves in a history pissing match.

 

[spurger king]

Just got a perma in CS:GO for ragehacks/griefing in prime MM.

 

[The best and greatest]

I got banned off the escapist forums for being a meanie head and criticizing their staff and company practices. Other than that just various little dings and warnings for course language.

 

[Vampirella]

Some 1 to 2 day bans on 4chan for spamming stupid things like PUDDI PUDDI or Dsfargeg. Also Habbo hotel for telling them the pools closed.

Spoiler: Dsfargeg

 

[Large]

I once got subreddit permabanned on Reddit for "death threats".
I was subsequently unbanned after explaining that the Navy Seals copypasta is not meant to be taken seriously.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Uh, banned from one forum when I was like 10 for role playing three characters at once.
I can't remember every ban from 4chan, but my most recent was for trolling the mods over banning threads about ProJared's return video. Kicked out of a couple facebook groups, one was D&D related cause I was making fun of D&D 3.X fans.
Banned myself from an autistic group because I was one of several admins and the big dick on the block had a shadow war with me trying to defame me.
Haven't been banned on KF's yet. Had a report get laughed at once and posted something horrifying on Null's page.

 

[0 0]

Never been banned from any website specifically, but I've been banned from a VOIP service because a competitive team had a private room and was in the middle of a match. I found out you could send images and it would ignore the password and send it through. When I did it, it blocked their coms because the VOIP's text to speech started reading the image's URL for about thirty seconds while covering their in-game overlay with the image. They apparently wound up losing the match.

The image was this.