Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

[Pina Colada]

As obnoxious as anti-vaxxers are, this might be his most labelled cartoon to date.

 

[AnOminous]

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This is so bad it looks like a Tina Toon. Also Rand Paul, as much of an asshole as he can be, is at least fucking consistent in his positions. He doesn't pretend to be a libertarian and then suck the state's cock the moment his sex god Trump is in office.

 

[RyanSlamwheel]

UN skeleton guy looks really fucki*g METÄL.
10/10, would include on mid-1980s thrash album cover art.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

UN skeleton guy looks really fucki*g METÄL.
10/10, would include on mid-1980s thrash album cover art.

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The hell is this supposed to mean?
... Is Ben suggesting that the wildfires in California is part of some sinister NWO agenda?

 

[The Last Stand]

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How did one of Santa's elves get in there, anyway?

Donald Trump won by electoral college. I bet if it was the other way around, he would be complaining nonstop.

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I really don't like the "mustache man in late 19th century garb" caricature every political cartoonist uses to represent the financial elite. It's candlestick telephone-tier outdated because nobody actually looks like that today. If anything, modern-day bigwigs usually dress in a very casual manner to signal how carefree and leisurely their lives are.

I would guess 1) so that the Jewish caricatures would be less obvious. 2) so that it could cater to his boomer audience, 3) to save time with drawings.

 

[break these cuffs]

The hell is this supposed to mean?
... Is Ben suggesting that the wildfires in California is part of some sinister NWO agenda?

Agenda 30 is the Sustainable Development Goals from the UN. My interpretation is that California's problems are largely caused by aligning themselves with this program. It is an evolution of Agenda 21 from the 90s which was another UN agenda signed by basically every country on Earth. It was generally seen by conservatives as a globalist plot by the UN to stick their nose where it doesn't belong. It has long been the subject of conspiracy theories.

 

[AnOminous]

UN skeleton guy looks really fucki*g METÄL.
10/10, would include on mid-1980s thrash album cover art.

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He looks like the cover of a Stormtroopers of Death album.

 

[proteus4994]

As obnoxious as anti-vaxxers are, this might be his most labelled cartoon to date.
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I‘ve heard of one dude on that bus is this the lamestream media keeping them down or something?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I‘ve heard of one dude on that bus is this the lamestream media keeping them down or something?

The people in the bus are the "thinkers" of the anti-vaccination movement.

 

[RyanSlamwheel]

Easily one of Ben's worst cartoons to date.
If not for the labels, I'd have absolutely no clue what's supposed to be going on.

 

[An Ghost]

Easily one of Ben's worst cartoons to date.
If not for the labels, I'd have absolutely no clue what's supposed to be going on.

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I think it’s pretty good. The money/plumage works visually, bear market puns, and I do know people who are saying “job market is great! Unemployment lowest in decades!” But are struggling to find better employment. 3 labels isn’t a shocking amount.

 

[Richard Stabone]

This is the gayest thing he's ever made.

 

[Freya]

This is the gayest thing he's ever made.

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he definitely has a man crush on Trump. I remember once on twitter he defended himself by saying he didnt support everything Trump did, he was just "fun to draw"

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

This is the gayest thing he's ever made.

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There's the fucking tie outside the jacket again.

 

[Monolith]

There's the fucking tie outside the jacket again.

Giant, and angled away from his body at dick height.

 

[Skeletor]

That's some almost Dobson-quality art there. WTF is going on with Stone's coattails?

 

[proteus4994]

Fucking Ben. The stock market cartoon was actually not a terrible political cartoon, regardless of whether you agree with it or not. But then he goes right back into that ridiculous Trump mancrush shit.

 

[RyanSlamwheel]

Yet another case of the tie hanging out. I've never seen any evidence of Grugtard Dlorp wearing his trademark red tie on top of his jacket IRL, so what's the deal?

>inb4 maybe Ben himself wears ties that way - various pictures related to the White House social media thing suggest he doesn't.

 

[AmpleApricots]

The red tie symbolizes Trumps big dick energy.

 

[Foltest]

Glad I ain’t the only one who notices the tie being all wrong. If the jacket would have been open, it would have been okay, but as the jacket is button up, it just looks weird.