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Alright, that was 200% Eric Swalwell trumpeting ass. This excuse is so weak that I've immediately dropped any possible ability to believe alternative answers. That was a straight-up fart. I'll bet Eric's happy for all the attention though, his fart garnered more publicity than his Presidential campaign ever did.
 
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AprilRains said:
There is absolutely no way it wasn't him farting. His body language at the very instant gives it away.

Swalwell is pathologically incapable of admitting error. It's good that he's failing at the national level.
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Not only the pause, but right before he started talking he tensed up for a split second, like he was worried it was going to come out during a live interview, and then the second he relaxed and let his guard down that fart blew his damn pants off. I almost feel bad for him, because this is never going to leave him alone. He is going to be forever remembered as goddamned Eric Fartwell.

If Trump doesn't give him some kind of fart-related nickname then I'm going to be very upset.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Alright, that was 200% Eric Swalwell trumpeting ass. This excuse is so weak that I've immediately dropped any possible ability to believe alternative answers. That was a straight-up fart. I'll bet Eric's happy for all the attention though, his fart garnered more publicity than his Presidential campaign ever did.
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When you can't even admit that you fucking farted when you obviously did, it shows how petty and generally untrustworthy you are. And it also shows how elitist they are because they don't want to become known as a person that farts, in order to keep up with appearances, even though everyone fucking farts. It'd probably would've been a funny little TV moment.

Even for how much shit people give Tramp, at least he's blunt about most of the things he has done, except for probably his adultery.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
Not only the pause, but right before he started talking he tensed up for a split second, like he was worried it was going to come out during a live interview, and then the second he relaxed and let his guard down that fart blew his damn pants off.
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That's what I meant by his body language. It was consistent with a fart and inconsistent with anything else.

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I almost feel bad for him, because this is never going to leave him alone. He is going to be forever remembered as goddamned Eric Fartwell.
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Hey, he's lucky he didn't get caught giving a blowjob. "Eric Swallowed" would be irresistible.

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If Trump doesn't give him some kind of fart-related nickname then I'm going to be very upset.
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If Trump even acknowledges him.
 
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The funniest part is this would of all gone away on its own if he just let it go, but no he has start reeing about it and make it so much worse.

Also I love when the media goes to one of their normal dismissals for trivial shit cause it just makes it more obvious. Cause yes people who think he farted are "conspiracy theorists" lol
 
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The Pink Panther said:
When you can't even admit that you fucking farted when you obviously did, it shows how petty and generally untrustworthy you are. And it also shows how elitist they are because they don't want to become known as a person that farts, in order to keep up with appearances, even though everyone fucking farts. It'd probably would've been a funny little TV moment.

Even for how much shit people give Tramp, at least he's blunt about most of the things he has done, except for probably his adultery.
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He's a pussy so it was a queef. He's technically correct. :story:
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
The Great Late Bronze Age Collapse is goddamn fascinating. One of the college courses I took was entirely devoted to it. It was a perfect storm of everything that could go wrong going wrong. From water tables changing to an influx of barbaric tribes to rapid technology explosion and changes.

Seriously, if you have some spare time and like learning shit, research it.

And another thing, if you run fantasy TTRPG's, read up on it, because it gives you a much better way to have ancient civilizations that are gone that aren't just "A moon hit" or "Magic collapsed" or "Because Reasons" that really make it interesting.
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The Bronze age collapse is honestly my favourite historical "mystery". There's something about how brutal, through and sudden it was that really intregues me.
 
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Arkancide Pact said:
Holy shit, I thought we weren't getting that until December.

Paging @It's HK-47 for analysis.
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That's the Audit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Management of its Confidential Human Source Validation Processes. It's not the FISA report, although Horowitz has made it clear that he's going to be testifying as to the contents of the report on December 11th, so I'd expect the FISA report to release sometime before then.

I'd expect it to, but this thing's had to be pushed back so many times now that these days I just sit on my hands and wait for it rather than to keep trying to predict when it's releasing. That's not to say that this report isn't important, but it's not "the" report.
 
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That's the Audit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Management of its Confidential Human Source Validation Processes. It's not the FISA report, although Horowitz has made it clear that he's going to be testifying as to the contents of the report on December 11th, so I'd expect the FISA report to release sometime before then.

I'd expect it to, but this thing's had to be pushed back so many times now that these days I just sit on my hands and wait for it rather than to keep trying to predict when it's releasing. That's not to say that this report isn't important, but it's not "the" report.
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It's not the FISA report but it is a great prelude given that it outlines how the FBI has essentially ignored all procedure.
 
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Hard Toothbrush said:
The funny thing is that no one would give much of a shit fart if Swalwell said "Yeah I tried to sneak one in" but now everyone's talking more about his bowel movement than his entire presidential campaign.
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Proves once again the left can't meme. My first reaction would have been laughter and stating 'damn these proceedings are giving me gas' or 'hope that clears the air'.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Alright, that was 200% Eric Swalwell trumpeting ass. This excuse is so weak that I've immediately dropped any possible ability to believe alternative answers. That was a straight-up fart. I'll bet Eric's happy for all the attention though, his fart garnered more publicity than his Presidential campaign ever did.
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Serious question, can Hindus in India admit that their sacred cows fart? I ask because apparently, the media can’t say the same for their sacred cows.
 
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JohnDoe said:
Perhaps the only good news, for Americans at least, is that there are oceans and narrow land access in the majority of the Western Hemisphere. If the US really decides to get its dick out and start swinging good and hard they could lock up Canada and Mexico and makes Fortress North America. Aside from a few resources, like rare earth metals, North America is large and could theoretically be made completely self-sufficient. It would still be terrible, even if everyone kept their nukes on lock, but it could be done.

Sadly I think the key people in the government lack the will. Maybe a military coup would suffice, but I don't like the sound of a junta either. Still, beats going full cannibal.
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There is a difference between "Survive" and "Thrive". Of all the civilizations that got sack-tapped by the late bronze age collapse, Egypt weathered it best because while bronze made life better, you can't eat it. As they were the top grain producer, everyone could still eat, but their economy crashed, hard.

The US is IIRC one of the top food exporters. The US will survive, but it'll be a rough sort of survival, and sometimes collapse has better long term outcomes for peoples/regions; the Mycenae collapsed, but from that collapse the greek city-states arose who prospered while Egypt survived but struggled for relevancy, with the Greeks eventually taking over for a time and putting thier own Pharoh on the throne.

Mexico would be a huge liability. You'd be better off just putting automated turrets on the border than trying to integrate them. US planners have known this since the 1840s, I don't expect a reverse course.

In the 90s, Canada being the 51st state in the event of global crisis was nearly a no-brainer. CURRENT YEAR, less so. Canada's current regieme has beholden themselves to non-native interests in ways Obama has wet dreams over, and would likely get dragged down trying to prevent the collapse, which could create an interesting situation on the northern border.
 
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