Money Twitter 11/19 - Chris begs while posting creepy photo of Barb

[Kingfisher9000]

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Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter

“And, look at my mother; she is once again giving me Grief.”

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archived 19 Nov 2019 16:27:44 UTC

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A brand new beg, with a twist: Barb's possible corpse! Is she actually alive here? How can we be sure?

Tamám Shud

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter

“And, look at my mother; she is once again giving me Grief.”

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A brand new beg, with a twist: Barb's possible corpse! Is she actually alive here? How can we be sure?

Oh you want money? Then earn it. Nobody owes you a thin dime, blubberbus.

 

[weed weenus]

As someone who has worked in palliative care i can say with relative certainty that she is either dead or very close (<7 days) to it. Eyes are grey, bloating around the neck area, jaw looks locked in rigor mortis. I think Chris is just ignoring it, or god forbid hes so deluded shes still talking to him. (friend/fellow christorian of mine posting from my account)

 

[Negilum]

I knew I recognized that face somewhere...
NSFL content btw.

Spoiler: Judgement of Chandbrysis.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I knew I recognized that face somewhere...
NSFL content btw.

Spoiler: Judgement of Chandbrysis.

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nigga whath the fukc

 

[Kingfisher9000]

As someone who has worked in palliative care i can say with relative certainty that she is either dead or very close (<7 days) to it. Eyes are grey, bloating around the neck area, jaw looks locked in rigor mortis. I think Chris is just ignoring it, or god forbid hes so deluded shes still talking to him.

Maybe he thinks she’s just giving him the silent treatment.

 

[Mason Verger]

No doubt Barb looks like a corpse, BUT, that old possum has played this card before:

Donations Requested, Please.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://yo...

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[TV's Adam West]

As someone who has worked in palliative care i can say with relative certainty that she is either dead or very close (<7 days) to it. Eyes are grey, bloating around the neck area, jaw looks locked in rigor mortis. I think Chris is just ignoring it, or god forbid hes so deluded shes still talking to him. (friend/fellow christorian of mine posting from my account)

God, that old bat might finally feel deaths sweet embrace.

 

[Space.Muffin]

"We need money and I do not want to hear Get a Job or some shit like that"
That's it. That's Chris. If you ever need to explain him to someone that's the quote.

Also what the fuck is it with that photo? Barb has no eyebrows and it's creeping me out. Also what happened to her skin? Last time we saw her she didn't look this fat. It's like her skin isn't glued to her body anymore and just flaps around. I don't get how is she giving Chris grief when she looks like she just decided to die today.

Oh well, she's pretended to be frail for a couple of years now. So until I see it on the news she's still alive.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

No doubt Barb looks like a corpse, BUT, that old possum has played this card before:

Donations Requested, Please.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://yo...

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All jokes aside, this video is kinda upsetting. Barb is just staring into the middle distance like she doesn't know what room of the house she's in.

 

[BigRed]

Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter

“If it were THAT Instantly Easily, I would have fully entered C-197 and completed the merge over a year ago. Stop the Hating and Bad Trolling.”

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Seems there's been another delay on the merge. I imagine the "restrictions and limitations" in 1218 are a lack of infinite funds for Chris, judging by the tweet he attached this to.

 

[Mason Verger]

All jokes aside, this video is kinda upsetting. Barb is just staring into the middle distance like she doesn't know what room of the house she's in.

That wasn’t even exactly the right video I wanted to post, but yeah there’s several from around that time like that. There’s one where she’s laying motionless in a darkened room, staring up at the ceiling with Chris saying “well, c’mon, at least let them know you’re alive..”, and this was years ago. But she bounced back with a vengeance once they found people will buy her shit too. Then she was all smiles and reading his scripts.

 

[muh_moobs]

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Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter

“And, look at my mother; she is once again giving me Grief.”

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A brand new beg, with a twist: Barb's possible corpse! Is she actually alive here? How can we be sure?

Having seen stiffs IRL before, Barb sure looks it here. Chris better go live and show her talking and breathing real soon. A recorded video won't cut it this time.

 

[Milk Mage]

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Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter

“And, look at my mother; she is once again giving me Grief.”

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A brand new beg, with a twist: Barb's possible corpse! Is she actually alive here?

Yep, she's definitely on her way out. I'd give her a month, maybe two.

Either that or she manages to outlive all of us purely through spite.

Both are equally probable outcomes.

 

[Mason Verger]

Imagine going back in time and showing this woman what fate was awaiting her in 30 years...


She’d strap Chris into his car seat, Put the minivan into neutral, calmly step out and watch it slowly sink beneath the waters of the James river in chesterfield county.

 

[Shabobus]

Imagine going back in time and showing this woman what fate was awaiting her in 30 years...
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She’d strap Chris into his car seat, Put the minivan into neutral, calmly step out and watch it slowly sink beneath the waters of the James river in chesterfield county.

Geez. I guess you never know where the roads you walk down will take you.

 

[Monolith]

just changed my vote in the poll to barb

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think they're begging now because the property tax bill put them off balance since they're always dancing on the edge financially. They haven't begged like this for a while - their begs for the past year have just been for large expenses like this or the car breaking down, or Chris demanding money for extravagances like his homemade cards and convention funds.

 

[sperginity]

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If someone told me that this was a recently deceased person I'd believe it without a shred of doubt.

and here we see barb getting exactly what she deserves

 

[CWCissey]

That face looks familiar...

I'm totally waiting for the 'BARB IS FUCKING DEAD!' status.