Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fatafata]

Don't be sleeping on Xinjiang lamb skewers. It's basically bbq made for Jack.

 

[Aaway]

I always forget that Jack isn't an authentic Southern redneck. He's assimilated flawlessly into the culture of dipshit Evangelical redneck boomers who don't know shit about shit.

it helped that he already had a head start on the "not knowing shit about shit" part

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

for someone who grew up in an area as diverse in people (and food) as southern california jack sure is an uncultured piece of shit. he fits in perfectly in TN

Hell no he doesn't. Between Nashville, Knoxville, Memphis and the internet, this chubby fuck has absolutely no excuse to have this limited a palate by virtue of location alone.

 

[FemalePresident]

Oh, so he's getting ready to cook turkey again. I remember his turkey last year looked like either a mineral or a disgusting dump by a sick big animal.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Don't be sleeping on Xinjiang lamb skewers. It's basically bbq made for Jack.

They serve it raw, in a trough, and in kilogram portions?

 

[AnOminous]

Don't be sleeping on Xinjiang lamb skewers. It's basically bbq made for Jack.

How? I just googled it and it says they're spicy, hot, smoky and delicious, which is absolutely nothing like anything Jack does.

 

[Fatafata]

How? I just googled it and it says they're spicy, hot, smoky and delicious, which is absolutely nothing like anything Jack does.

For the most part that is Jack (delicious being one thing, but in his hand that would be terrible).
He throws (cajun) seasoning onto everything, which isn't far off what Xinjiang skewers are. Basically you're tasting the (chilli) seasoning and some charred fat. The only difference is it is cooked, but good places will give you your own grill to do it (raw)

Never said it would be competent. But it fits his basic palate of over seasoning ÷ charred fat

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

i wonder if his inability to walk long distances is because of his stroke or diabetes. he mentioned earlier this year that he was suffering from pain in his legs and could only walk a short distance before the pain became too much for him to handle

hence why he's been using motorized carts to get around stores

If your legs would have to carry estimated 400 lbs your legs would hurt too. It's not just his stroke or the possible beetus, it's the combination of his stroke, his possible beetus and his fucking lazyness.

I love how in Jack's head putting butter, garlic, and clams in a pan and waiting a minute is very hard.

For Jack surely it's hard, just think about all the stuff he could shove down his throat in a minute.

 

[desudesu]

Oh, so he's getting ready to cook turkey again. I remember his turkey last year looked like either a mineral or a disgusting dump by a sick big animal.

Ah yes, I member

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Something so burnt, yet so raw.
Something so dry, yet pools of liquid form around it.
Something so hot, yet the center is cold.

 

[Anal birth]

Does he know that Korea exists?

Hahaha its hilarious. I'm living in Tokyo and I'm dating a Korean; I eat KBBQ, Japanese BBQ/Yakitori and a lot of chinese BBQ meat; in fact I think a lot more than I ever did in the UK. As far as I'm aware all asian cultures eat a lot of meat grilled over a flame or charcoal

 

[Marissa Moira]

Hahaha its hilarious. I'm living in Tokyo and I'm dating a Korean; I eat KBBQ, Japanese BBQ/Yakitori and a lot of chinese BBQ meat; in fact I think a lot more than I ever did in the UK. As far as I'm aware all asian cultures eat a lot of meat grilled over a flame or charcoal

Grilling shit is literally the oldest form of cooking the world over. It's like the wheel, except africa was able to figure out grilling food, unlike the wheel.

 

[Anal birth]

Grilling shit is literally the oldest form of cooking the world over. It's like the wheel, except africa was able to figure out grilling food, unlike the wheel.

I guess Jack feels that Southern BBQ is the pinnacle and nothing comes close.

P.S Don't know if this is at all interesting but could this be Jack?

Steam Community :: jakatak

My fiance plays Sims 3. Not me.

steamcommunity.com

 

[AzuraAquafina]

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The Europeans had more respect for the Native Americans than Jack has for this poor turkey.

 

[AnOminous]

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How do you even fuck this up? It's literally "immerse bird for X minutes at Y temperature." How the fuck do you have it raw and burned at the same time?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The thing that I find most incredible about Jack is his ability to fuck up slow-cooking in particular. Of the meats, poultry is the hardest (though still not hard) to find the sweet spot, but this idiot makes his entire identity around barbecue, stews, etc, and yet still somehow can't cook meat properly using techniques with so much margin for error that with anybody else would be considered foolproof.

 

[FemalePresident]

The thing that I find most incredible about Jack is his ability to fuck up slow-cooking in particular. Of the meats, poultry is the hardest (though still not hard) to find the sweet spot, but this idiot makes his entire identity around barbecue, stews, etc, and yet still somehow can't cook meat properly using techniques with so much margin for error that with anybody else would be considered foolproof.

It's because he's possessed by a famine spirit that makes him act like a beast and eat raw meat if necessary

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

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How can people not just look at themselves and just admit that they don’t know what their doing? I know it’s rich coming from me, but I’m an idiot and I almost never cook. Jesus fucking Christ just one look at that and I can almost feel the worms excitment to be in my stomach.

 

[Marissa Moira]

For that Raw Ribs video, jack apparently only cooked them for 15 minutes and eyeballed everything because the top looked like it was getting too brown. He judged everything on the exterior appearance.

He apparently cares so much about not burning food that he ruins the food in the first place. Normally you cover food with foil, but he doesn't do that because according to him if the food is covered with foil the heat can't get through.

 

[Aaway]

jack is so thirsty for this woman. and the irony......oh boy