Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

As Greg is there on twitter thinking of himself as a good looking man, here I am thinking that Chris Hansen, even if he's 60, is a very charming man.

Perhaps it's because he doesn't look like a lizard person trying to cover bald spots with bad dye jobs or because he's a more than decent human being, who knows.
 
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I feel so bad for Billie, she's clearly struggling and I don't think she's quite come to terms with things yet. I'm glad she came forward, despite everything. My nosy ass wishes she'd spilled the deets, and am a tiny bit let down, but I fully respect her need to make things private. I'm sure she'll get better as time passes, whether she opens up about it to the public or not I just want her to do it on her terms. She seems like a sweet person.

Also YEEEEEEES FBI TIME.
 
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From Billie's Hansen stream, compiled for your pleasure:

  • Not even a minute in and Chris has already referred to Kai as "Onision's wife" again :story: KAI'S CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW GUYS!!
  • Billie first found Gorgie when she was surfing the 'tube at 15 and clicked on one of his vids rating emo kids' haircuts or something to that tune. She was really into the scene thing back then and she wanted to find inspo for her next look. She considered him a Youtube celebrity at the time.
  • Got to know Lainey in 2015 when Billie was first messaged by her. She first sent Billie a public reply on Twitter telling her how "cute" she was.
  • HER FIRST FUCKING MESSAGE FROM LAINEY WAS IF SHE WAS INTERESTED IN DATING GIRLS. IMAGINE THINKING THAT'S A NORMAL THING TO ASK A TEENAGER. She was 18, mind you, but still a teenager and still very vulnerable.
  • Lainey started talking hypothetically about what their relationship would be like, telling her Gurg wouldn't be involved and general flirting back and forth.
  • The three-way idea wasn't introduced until she met the terrible twosome for the second time. She was essentially lured in with promises of a relationship purely with Lainey.
  • Lainey never asked her to send pictures.
  • Lainey and Billie were talking for a couple weeks. Only two fucking weeks and they already fucking flew Billie up there, all expenses paid.
  • Lainey took her to Panera from the airport before being driven back home. Billie says this whole event wasn't concerning for her and that she was pretty chill after getting there. Before that, however, she was pretty racked with nerves, mostly flight anxiety.
  • Billie told her mom that she was just gonna go to another state to meet internet friends. Her mom was fine with it because apparently Billie had been on tour before(?) not sure if she was a musician or something at some point.
  • Billie was not prepared for what she was getting herself into.
  • Billie claims the house appeared pretty clean at first, they had the dogs behind a baby gate in the corner.
  • Billie met Groglodyte a few minutes after getting into the house and it was pretty awkward. She came in and she still had her shoes on and the very first thing he said to her was "take your shoes off". Not even a fucking hello or anything. Not even being polite about it.
  • THE FIRST FUCKING DAY GREG WAS PRESSURING BILLIE AND LAINEY TO KISS!! LAINEY HAD NEVER KISSED A GIRL BEFORE AND THEY HARDLY KNEW EACH OTHER!! IF THIS DOESN'T SCREAM "FORCED INTO BISEXUALITY" I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES!!
  • He's watching all of this. Their first kiss he was trying to be "like, right there". LAINEY AND BILLIE'S SECOND KISS HE TOOK A PHOTO OF AND POSTED ON INSTAGRAM.
  • Besides being pressured to get physical with Lainey by Greggles, Billie had fun her first week out. Going to dinner, etc.
  • The whole three-way thing kinda just happened. It was never discussed. She claims that she was kinda pushed into it and the second time she comes to visit G-Man tells her "Oh, I thought this was gonna be a three-way relationship. Isn't that what this is?"
  • Billie is basically just like "I guess...? Maybe...?" and goes with it - Y'know, being 18 years old and all.
  • There were less rules in the beginning, but turned into exclusivity between them.
  • The first time Billie and Caveman Grug slept with Lainey was in 2016. She visited in November and December. This was their very first time.
  • Billie was attracted to Lainey basically because of her scene kid teen boy look.
  • In Dec. or early Jan. Grigg gave Billie a full-body massage, which Lainey wasn't aware of nor consented to. This upset Lainey.
  • This event started the brief Lainey divorce saga. Gorg would post a new video with each little development.
  • Apparently Grayg wouldn't leave Billie and Lainey the fuck alone to do what they wanted during sex. He would tell Billie to do things he wanted to see done to his manboi wife. "Oh - do this, touch her here..." etc. Billie and Lainey weren't comfortable with this and it made the whole thing weird.
  • They'd all have their weird threesome sex every day. Thinking back on the whole relationship Billie thinks bother her and Lainey were uncomfortable during the whole thing. Definitely pressured.
  • Billie was there some of the times when Sarah was there as well. A lot of the time Sarah was babysitting and cleaning up the house, helping cook food. Basically Gorg just wanted an underaged bang maid, but we've already established this. For "payment" they let her be a fucking moderator. Classy.
  • Says she was good friends with Sarah while they were both there. Sharing stories, watching anime, etc.
  • In Oct./Nov. 2016, by the time they'd already had several breakups, there was a lack of communication between Lainey and Grunt and they put Billie in the middle of it all. Greg told Lainey that he was going to do whatever he wanted with Billie in this relationship, and that it means having sex with Billie when Lainey's not there as well. Lainey apparently agreed to this but then later on Grit and Billie were told Lainey WASN'T okay with that.
  • Later, she went downstairs to TALK with him and fucking Greg couldn't calm his boner one fucking second... he was basically already pulling her to bed to bang her. SHE FUCKING BROUGHT UP THAT LAINEY WOULDN'T BE OKAY WITH IT... they proceeded to have sex at Greg's urging. Afterwards B immediately ran upstairs to cry to her best friend about the whole situation and G went to tell L about what happened. This ended with everybody locking each other in their rooms and G running back and forth to try and work things out. Greg, being the fucking litigant extraordinaire he is, makes everybody sign a contract to "stay another week and figure things out".
  • HE HAD BILLIE SIGN ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE CONTRACTS THE ENTIRE TIME THEY WERE TOGETHER. None of them were notarized, all of them were something Greg set down and typed at his computer and made a little signature line for :story:
  • They were all along the lines of "sign this to stay here" or "you have to sign this and do these outlined things for us to forgive you".
  • Lainey and Gunt ended up blaming Billie for the whole "cheating" event.
  • Greg doesn't do anything around the house and we aren't surprised.
  • One time Billie and Sarah went out with Lainey to get her hair cut. They brought the kids along and the little 'tistic Groglings "don't like being seperated" so they were essentially left to babysit two kids that have never had any structure in their entire lives while Lainey sat in the fucking stylist's chair. They couldn't go shopping and they were supposed to buy presents for Lainey and Gorilla Greg.
  • Lainey would clean up around the house on her own right but their visitors were EXPECTED to help clean their fucking dump. It was no longer courtesy.
  • At one point she found Lainey in the bathtub, completely naked, with an underaged Sarah sitting on a chair next to her.
  • Billie told Greg about it and he flipped out. Made it clear to B that that wasn't going to happen anymore and then proceeded to be antagonistic and shitty to Sarah.
  • Greg would just put out videos on Billie without her knowledge. Yikes.
  • Billie would tell Gorg secrets, being confident in the fact that he wouldn't tell and he fucking blew it. He plastered it all over the internet every time.
  • Greg would tell Billie that Lainey was upset with her then turn around and tell Lainey that that Billie was upset with Lainey to get them to avoid each other and then talk to them separately. Basically just trying to cause drama for no reason. Classic narc.
  • It's been three years since the breakup and she still has over twenty emails from Gorgman.
  • At one point the lovely hubby and wife invited Billie to bring her best friend up to Washington with her, so it would be her, her best friend, Sarah, Lainey and Grinch in some weird harem setup, presumably.
Anything I missed?
 
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