Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Mason Verger]

I really hope that those kids couldn't feel pain.

Pain is inarguably the only feeling they ever seemed to register.

 

[Meddle92]

Her life actually sounds like pure hell taking care of these two.

None of this is funny, at all. Not even remotely. Everybody is suffering here.

Making a mockery of it, rather then taking pro-active measures to reduce the suffering, is not excusable.

It sounds like the kid was lactose intolerant.

Most of us discover our lactose intolerance when we have the symptoms that Lola had, after drinking a nice tall glass of skim mįlk.

Maybe had Gwen used human mįlk from a mīlk bank, which is the most nutritious , easily digested and biologically appropriate for our species, Lola wouldn't have produced so much gas. Her digestive system was completely FUBAR without the additional burden of processing goat's mīlk.

Goats mïlk is made for baby goats. Just like cows mïlk is for calves, which is why when you have a baby, they say NO DAIRY because the proteins are biologically incompatible and make the infant susceptible to a cascade of food reactions and allergies.

I really hope that those kids couldn't feel pain.

I am also irked that the kids were waking up and seizing in the middle of the night.

Not acceptable. Not funny. A decent parent, or caretaker, or bystander, would see that the kid is suffering, and done something about it, because nobody likes to have a seizure in the middle of the night.

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www.thehartleyhooligans.com

Look the moron even bought a goat to “make milk for her girlies” yea she just kept poisoning these girls with that gross shit. This post also has more of gwens weird shit fetish here she is literally taking pictures of her dog’s shit and posting it for some reason yea fucking delicious gwen....It’s like everything this woman does is some kind of fuck up. Honestly is there a single post on the hooligans blog about her doing something actually helpful? Every post just revolves around doing things that amuse her and her alone I’ve never read a single story about her doing something nice for cal or scott everything is about her and her non verbal cheddar goblins(which are really just extensions of her all their likes/dislikes and needs are decided by her anyway)

 

[Non-Expert!]

Oh by the way ...

If you are taking care of an incontinent juvenile who is scheduled to unload a torrent of poo that outsizes the diaper, you really don't have to endure the stuff contaminating the environment.

For one, you can place the child on a toilet seat, with a smaller ring attached to it. This is definitely a possibility if the child is alerting that s/he is about to "go."

Another posibility is using a disposable "chux" pad. You can use a couple of diaper pins and fasten it to him or her and put a diaper over it.

One method I have used in the past, of my own discovery, is placing a swim diaper over the oversized diaper. That holds it on a little bit better.

I have had luck with a brand called "Good Nights" which are disposable chux with an adhesive. You can place those under sofa covers, sheets, on walls under the litter box etc.

Just an F.Y.I. ... more fuel to the fire, that absolutely NONE of Gwen's shitscapades needed to have happened in the way she describes them.

AND this type of information is available in many caretaking communities if you are seeking it. These are very common situations.

It seems like Gwen went her own way, and felt the need to make a show of it.

 

[Meddle92]

Oh by the way ...

If you are taking care of an incontinent juvenile who is scheduled to unload a torrent of poo that outsizes the diaper, you really don't have to endure the stuff contaminating the environment.

For one, you can place the child on a toilet seat, with a smaller ring attached to it. This is definitely a possibility if the child is alerting that s/he is about to "go."

Another posibility is using a disposable "chux" pad. You can use a couple of diaper pins and fasten it to him or her and put a diaper over it.

One method I have used in the past, of my own discovery, is placing a swim diaper over the oversized diaper. That holds it on a little bit better.

I have had luck with a brand called "Good Nights" which are disposable chux with an adhesive. You can place those under sofa covers, sheets, on walls under the litter box etc.

Just an F.Y.I. ... more fuel to the fire, that absolutely NONE of Gwen's shitscapades needed to have happened in the way she describes them.

AND this type of information is available in many caretaking communities if you are seeking it. These are very common situations.

It seems like Gwen went her own way, and felt the need to make a show of it.

Yea im aware of the child toddler toilet seats. Gwen just really enjoyed playing in the mud its very obvious. She would refuse to answer any questions on her blog about forcing the cheddar goblins to use the toilet. Its pretty obvious that she loved shit filled diapers and she has even taken photos of her own lap covered in lola shit. What kind of person whips out their phone and starts snapping photos after their severely malformed and disabled daughter just took a shit on their lap? Someone who really likes shit. Gwen really loved getting up close and personal with the potato punks shit.

I think scott shared gwens scat fetish look at his weird creepy grin while hes milking his cheddar goblin.

 

[Non-Expert!]

Yea im aware of the child toddler toilet seats. Gwen just really enjoyed playing in the mud its very obvious. She would refuse to answer any questions on her blog about forcing the cheddar goblins to use the toilet. Its pretty obvious that she loved shit filled diapers and she has even taken photos of her own lap covered in lola shit. What kind of person whips out their phone and starts snapping photos after their severely malformed and disabled daughter just took a shit on their lap? Someone who really likes shit.

That is precisely the point - you are totally aware of toddler toilet seats, etc.

So is every other sane person in the world.

I learned about bodily signaling when I was reading about toilet training. Me, and like millions of other people, including Gwen.

Your point is clear and well-taken. She has a scat fetish.

And that’s exactly it, right? There’s kids that are born waaaaay more deformed than the hartleys or Jaxon(god I hate that spelling) Buell, but they don’t have threads here because it’s not just about pointing and laughing at birth defects. It’s about how their parents are presenting them to the world. ...

Yeah ... the name "Jackson" spelled like "Jaxon" (keeps autocorrecting to "Jason") is pretty redneck.

And I am sorry but the kid's rebirth as "Jaxon Strong" (following with the word "Foundation") sounds like some sort of AIDS awareness organization, founded in memory of a deceased gay porn star.

The name "Jaxon Strong" belongs in the movie "Boogie Nights."

 

[MathildaLeon]

Totally cool with bending her daughter's disabled, warped hand into the bird because ftw, g! No Gwen, fuck you you senseless twat.

 

[Mason Verger]

Totally cool with bending her daughter's disabled, warped hand into the bird because ftw, g! No Gwen, fuck you you senseless twat.

Gwen Hartley, America’s #1 prop comic

 

[AnOminous]

Gwen Hartley, America’s #1 prop comic

She's like Gallagher except he used a sledgehammer. Which she should have too.

 

[MathildaLeon]

She's like Gallagher except he used a sledgehammer. Which she should have too.

I loved when mom and dad would watch Gallagher. I told myself when I was an adult I would go to a show someday lol.

 

[MysticMisty]

It sounds like the kid was lactose intolerant.

I think Lola (and Claire if Gwen force-fed her too) were sensitive to all foods, period. It's not hard looking at their minuscule heads and deformed bodies and guess that the rest of their organs were fucked. If anything what they really needed was a special high calorie hypoallergenic feed from a dietitian, but as always Gwen knows better than all the experts.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

I'll tell you what you /don't/ do.

Don't mock your disabled child and post scat and fart stories about them on the fucking internet.

There. Already ten billion percent better than Gwen.

 

[Non-Expert!]

I think Lola (and Claire if Gwen force-fed her too) were sensitive to all foods, period. It's not hard looking at their minuscule heads and deformed bodies and guess that the rest of their organs were fucked. If anything what they really needed was a special high calorie hypoallergenic feed from a dietitian, but as always Gwen knows better than all the experts.

Human mïlk is the most digestible superfood, biologically absorbable for humans. I am no expert on this, but I am going to assume that a human having an actual allergic reaction to human mïlk would be a serious statistical outlier.

I am probably coming across as some sort of adult nursing fetishist, but that is far from the truth.

When the life-cycle takes its natural course, children are slowly weaned from the boobie as their teeth come in, but the Hartley's were atypical, and that is what human mïlk banks are for.

In addition to a scat hang-up, I also detect a sadistic undernote to Gwen's treatment of her children, pets and husband.

I say this, because information about basic stuff like nutrition, pain relief, indigestion and bowel and bladder care is copious, immediately available, and evidence based.

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

What is a theoretical wife?

But to address your concern, which is a very typical anxiety, you deal with it as it comes.

I'll tell you a story:

When I was pregnant with my son, I had a high-tech expert scan, etc. It was around 14 weeks.

When screening for Down Syndrome etc a microscopic blip flew across his radar, and he said "Its a BOY!"

And oh yeah he doesn't have DS.

Oh praise God!

Then I asked him if my son would become the guy who graffiti profanity all over bathroom walls, get a drug-infested hooker knocked up, steal from me, or land in prison for beating the crap out BabbyMomma #3.

Basically my point is, there is no crystal ball. Ultrasounds don't detect the deformations of character that lurk among typical people.

Take your kids as they are and work with their strengths, don't sweat it. If your baby makes it to term, odds are enormously in your favor that it won't be born handicapped.

Then, you will have a slew of other issues to deal with. Typically developing children have their own challenges, and things can go very wrong, very fast, when they become adolescents and young adults.

 

[Mason Verger]

What is a theoretical wife?

But to address your concern, which is a very typical anxiety, you deal with it as it comes.

I'll tell you a story:

When I was pregnant with my son, I had a high-tech expert scan, etc. It was around 14 weeks.

When screening for Down Syndrome etc a microscopic blip flew across his radar, and he said "Its a BOY!"

And oh yeah he doesn't have DS.

Oh praise God!

Then I asked him if my son would become the guy who graffiti profanity all over bathroom walls, get a drug-infested hooker knocked up, steal from me, or land in prison for beating the crap out BabbyMomma #3.

Basically my point is, there is no crystal ball. Ultrasounds don't detect the deformations of character that lurk among typical people.

Take your kids as they are and work with their strengths, don't sweat it. If your baby makes it to term, odds are enormously in your favor that it won't be born handicapped.

Then, you will have a slew of other issues to deal with. Typically developing children have their own challenges, and things can go very wrong, very fast, when they become adolescents and young adults.

Yes, there’s only so much you can screen for prenatally. A lot is up to fate after that.

And this is why me and Mrs Verger consult a psychic during the second trimester when considering the choice of terminating or possibly producing a baby Hitler.


Six tries and we sadly have yet to make our baby Hitler.

 

[MathildaLeon]

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

No power leveling here but years ago before I had my child...my first thought...what of they tell you the baby is going to be fucked up? I would've got of it there and then. I haven't the patience of a regualr parent much less a parent with a special needs.

 

[eggfucker]

Yea im aware of the child toddler toilet seats. Gwen just really enjoyed playing in the mud its very obvious. She would refuse to answer any questions on her blog about forcing the cheddar goblins to use the toilet. Its pretty obvious that she loved shit filled diapers and she has even taken photos of her own lap covered in lola shit. What kind of person whips out their phone and starts snapping photos after their severely malformed and disabled daughter just took a shit on their lap? Someone who really likes shit. Gwen really loved getting up close and personal with the potato punks shit.
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I think scott shared gwens scat fetish look at his weird creepy grin while hes jerking off his cheddar goblin.

I think the poo obsession is something that people just do around babies and associate with them. I went to a baby shower recently and there was a lot of....talking shit.

but it's weird to go into that baby-related stuff and then on the next breath call her a sassy teen and show her prom pics

 

[Non-Expert!]

No power leveling here but years ago before I had my child...my first thought...what of they tell you the baby is going to be fucked up? I would've got of it there and then. I haven't the patience of a regualr parent much less a parent with a special needs.

Pregnancy opens doors to life-changing unknowns. Not sure if any of us are enthusiastic about bringing a messed up baby into the world.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

If it is any consolation, severe cases of autism/intellectual disability appear before one year in such things as failing to track objects. Haven't seen a lot of research on it but that's probably because they don't want parents abandoning the slobbering potatoes and trying again while the oven is still hot.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

Yeet that child into a blender.


In full honest I would opt into all the testing, scans and ect and if my possible child threw a code P0A0F. Abortion. Thats no life for a kid, or me. I would want to enjoy watching my tiny human grow up and say funny shit, and become a real person...not a meat pile I'd resent.

Gwen isn't some warrior keeping her potatoes alive, if anything she is a masochist...

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Just revisiting this thread reminds me of the nightmare I have when everything looks normal with my theoretical wife’s pregnancy, but then it turns out the child does have something wrong with it. What do you do then?
We all sympathise with parents of disabled children but I really do find the idea of my future kids being disabled in any way horrifying.
Then again if they get their looks from me they would be in the same boat lol.

While there is the possibility of “something wrong” being undetected during pregnancy that pops up at birth, you should also stress out at the probabilities your child will have developmental delays, or permanent damages from meningitis / chicken pox / polio, or will be diagnosed with brain cancer, or will be hit by a car, or... or...

Dude, there’s so many things that can happen, the only way to be 100% safe is to avoid having kids.

/ back to the main topic : the potatoes.