Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Ellesse_warrior]

I was being sarcastic, they all CALL themselves autistic, but none of them actually are. A few years ago the craze on Tumblr was to diagnose yourself with as many mental illnesses as possible, then the fad became autism and stuck. They all self dx autism, they're all trans/ non binary/ "colourgender" or some shit.

Tumblr has a lot to answer for.

Well duh! way to ruin both your joke and mine by explaining it.

 

[vapewilder]

Well duh! way to ruin both your joke and mine by explaining it.

My bad, it's been a long day lol

 

[Vanilla Donut]

Paige set her Instagram to private? Wow, and here I was thinking that she had no sense of self preservation at all.
Was it because she finally realised she’d been caught out by us terribly mean people or was it the appearance of the user who claimed to know her in person that spooked her? While I hope the latter will serve something up but she’s so fucking transparent that I don’t think there is any more to know.

 

[large_farva]

I don't know if I have the energy tonight to give a detailed introduction to this glorious piece of shit, but here's a taste, probably the best fucking thing I found on her IG
https://www.instagram.com/the.creaky.raptor/

I don't want to spoil it for you by circling it, just read and enjoy. *sips tea*



It's been a while since I found this and I am still fucking laughing.

Warning, she is also quite possibly the WORST SD owner ever. Says she was getting a lab, ended up with a pit? Was putting the thing in a prong collar at 11 weeks old (cue your MOTI) and a mouth harness, says it chewed through 13 collars but that couldn't be a behavior issue!

She behaves perfectly! Just chews uncontrollably, that's all.


Don't tell me what to do!

She spiraled very fast from tagging fibro to chronic whatever, then jumped right into fucking seizures, then MS. Then a feeding tube, then saline infusions and then you know what would make her life with reptiles easier, a port! You'll see in this email she posted for all to see.


And you'll never guess what her fav formula is



More to come, her IG is a wild fucking ride.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

Paige set her Instagram to private? Wow, and here I was thinking that she had no sense of self preservation at all.
Was it because she finally realised she’d been caught out by us terribly mean people or was it the appearance of the user who claimed to know her in person that spooked her? While I hope the latter will serve something up but she’s so fucking transparent that I don’t think there is any more to know.

No one is missing much. Look at this BS doesn't even make sense lmfao

 

[I hate children?]

I don't know if I have the energy tonight to give a detailed introduction to this glorious piece of shit, but here's a taste, probably the best fucking thing I found on her IG
https://www.instagram.com/the.creaky.raptor/

I don't want to spoil it for you by circling it, just read and enjoy. *sips tea*
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It's been a while since I found this and I am still fucking laughing.

Warning, she is also quite possibly the WORST SD owner ever. Says she was getting a lab, ended up with a pit? Was putting the thing in a prong collar at 11 weeks old (cue your MOTI) and a mouth harness, says it chewed through 13 collars but that couldn't be a behavior issue!
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She behaves perfectly! Just chews uncontrollably, that's all.
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Don't tell me what to do!

She spiraled very fast from tagging fibro to chronic whatever, then jumped right into fucking seizures, then MS. Then a feeding tube, then saline infusions and then you know what would make her life with reptiles easier, a port! You'll see in this email she posted for all to see.
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And you'll never guess what her fav formula is

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More to come, her IG is a wild fucking ride.

Jfc Raymond's Phenomenon. She didn't even bother to learn the real name of Raynauds .

 

[elliptical narcissist]

Jfc Raymond's Phenomenon. She didn't even bother to learn the real name of Raynauds .

And blood comes out from under your fingernails and toenails. hahahahaha

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

No one is missing much. Look at this BS doesn't even make sense lmfao
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On the contrary:



Gross catheter selfie feat high af walrus face.

 

[Amy Santiago]

OK I’m popping the popcorn and anxiously awaiting. Please send us all the dirt. I’ve had a shit year let’s turn this around with someone on the INSIDE!

Haha, I am fully locked and loaded but how do I spill including what he had to say about my ‘diagnoses’ without powerleveling? Seeing as the meds he had me on (that I no longer take and am fine without) I can provide screencaps of and the diagnonsense from our first visit as well as my fridge drawer of Kate’s Farts is all personal evidence but none of it has my name.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Haha, I am fully locked and loaded but how do I spill including what he had to say about my ‘diagnoses’ without powerleveling? Seeing as the meds he had me on (that I no longer take and am fine without) I can provide screencaps of and the diagnonsense from our first visit as well as my fridge drawer of Kate’s Farts is all personal evidence but none of it has my name.

This, I think is justified powerleveling. If you say, “he diagnosed me with this and this and this and whatnot and this is the treatment he wanted to give you, but then say you have been to a doctor who disagrees or whatnot, I think that’s justified powerleveling when we are trying to understand this doctor.

 

[Foxcube]

I don't know if I have the energy tonight to give a detailed introduction to this glorious piece of shit, but here's a taste, probably the best fucking thing I found on her IG
https://www.instagram.com/the.creaky.raptor/

I don't want to spoil it for you by circling it, just read and enjoy. *sips tea*
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It's been a while since I found this and I am still fucking laughing.

Warning, she is also quite possibly the WORST SD owner ever. Says she was getting a lab, ended up with a pit? Was putting the thing in a prong collar at 11 weeks old (cue your MOTI) and a mouth harness, says it chewed through 13 collars but that couldn't be a behavior issue!
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She behaves perfectly! Just chews uncontrollably, that's all.
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Don't tell me what to do!

She spiraled very fast from tagging fibro to chronic whatever, then jumped right into fucking seizures, then MS. Then a feeding tube, then saline infusions and then you know what would make her life with reptiles easier, a port! You'll see in this email she posted for all to see.
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And you'll never guess what her fav formula is

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More to come, her IG is a wild fucking ride.

She's going to fuck that poor dog up, a prong collar isn't a bad tool when used correctly. But loose at that collar placement it's going to do some damage if it pulls even the tiniest bit.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Why would anyone with chronic conditions, real or imagined, get a PB? They are the neediest and most energetic dogs you can find, totally unsuitable as SDs. They need a lot of attention, exercise, and training to be decent pets, let alone service dogs.

 

[Montage]

Sometimes I question these spoonies and their sanity, why is being essentially a sack of shit so endearing? Why is it fun to get tubes permanently put inside you fun?

Amusing but questionable, although by the looks of some of their faces they’re definitely enjoying the high.

 

[Foxcube]

Why would anyone with chronic conditions, real or imagined, get a PB? They are the neediest and most energetic dogs you can find, totally unsuitable as SDs. They need a lot of attention, exercise, and training to be decent pets, let alone service dogs.

A lot of pits don't make great service dogs yet I've been seeing all over service dog forums that people are now stating they make great psychiatric service dogs. Let's all gather around and picture how many horrible owner trained pits will be "tasking" in public now.

 

[Punkinsplice]

A lot of pits don't make great service dogs yet I've been seeing all over service dog forums that people are now stating they make great psychiatric service dogs. Let's all gather around and picture how many horrible owner trained pits will be "tasking" in public now.

Wow, even if they do perform well as psychiatric SDs, they are still highly strung torpedoes of muscle and teeth. I hope this doesn't become a trend. I have nothing against the breed, but a sudden increase of munchies with pitts is just a nightmare.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

On the contrary:
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Gross catheter selfie feat high af walrus face.

Jesus. Fuck, this straight up looks like some sort of fetishistic crap as if it’s literal medical porn.
I’m sure it helps Paige herself get off on being on top of everyone’s next to die list the sickest little Instagram princess there is.

While I’m on the subject on Paige, I read that those pus filled abscesses she’s been developing have tested positive for MRSA despite her earlier claims that it was a different bacteria. I’ll spare you guys another doped up, dull faced, tubes out stock image of her (how benevolent of me) but I will ask what in the actual fuck must you do to yourself to accordingly get three active superbugs at once? Anyone have any ideas on what is causing the abscesses to develop? I know she’s said her doctors have no idea which I’m going to assume is just munchie speak for she’s doing it to herself but I’m morbidly curious about how she does it and the lengths she’s willing to go to, like if she’s capable of doing something like sticking nasty or infected needles under her skin in areas within her reach. They’re really odd places to get random abscesses. Might be a good time for them to pop those arm casts back on her again, I dare say.

Haha, I am fully locked and loaded but how do I spill including what he had to say about my ‘diagnoses’ without powerleveling? Seeing as the meds he had me on (that I no longer take and am fine without) I can provide screencaps of and the diagnonsense from our first visit as well as my fridge drawer of Kate’s Farts is all personal evidence but none of it has my name.

Word in it a way that’s relevant to the topic of the lolcows that see him since we already know you were a patient. Keeping it in third person might help it be less blog post like if you’re having issues with it being concise, perhaps? You don’t need to post specifics about your health outside of what you’re dishing on the doctor because thankfully no one gives a shit. Or you could completely ignore me, of course, for I am nothing but a mere lurker. I guess we’re all just thirsty cunts looking for fresh milk at the end of the day though, lol, so count me as interested in what you have to say too.

 

[howmanypizzas69]

Why would anyone with chronic conditions, real or imagined, get a PB? They are the neediest and most energetic dogs you can find, totally unsuitable as SDs. They need a lot of attention, exercise, and training to be decent pets, let alone service dogs.

Because most of them are just dogs that they want to be service dogs for the attention or because they want to buy them dog spoonie gear or something. I’ve seen all sorts of weird breeds being used as “service dogs” recently who are definitely not suited to it, namely border collies. Also corgis and even a freaking French bulldog. So great to have a service dog whose breathing is so fucked up he probably needs his own service dog

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Haha, I am fully locked and loaded but how do I spill including what he had to say about my ‘diagnoses’ without powerleveling? Seeing as the meds he had me on (that I no longer take and am fine without) I can provide screencaps of and the diagnonsense from our first visit as well as my fridge drawer of Kate’s Farts is all personal evidence but none of it has my name.

I am particularly interested in how you/he got from Point A to Point B. Were you already diagnosed with something? How did you end up seeing him? What was your original objective? What was the initial appointment like? How much did you know (about him, about your health) going in?

 

[ZapThePickle]

Jesus. Fuck, this straight up looks like some sort of fetishistic crap as if it’s literal medical porn.
I’m sure it helps Paige herself get off on being on top of everyone’s next to die list the sickest little Instagram princess there is.

While I’m on the subject on Paige, I read that those pus filled abscesses she’s been developing have tested positive for MRSA despite her earlier claims that it was a different bacteria. I’ll spare you guys another doped up, dull faced, tubes out stock image of her (how benevolent of me) but I will ask what in the actual fuck must you do to yourself to accordingly get three active superbugs at once? Anyone have any ideas on what is causing the abscesses to develop? I know she’s said her doctors have no idea which I’m going to assume is just munchie speak for she’s doing it to herself but I’m morbidly curious about how she does it and the lengths she’s willing to go to, like if she’s capable of doing something like sticking nasty or infected needles under her skin in areas within her reach. They’re really odd places to get random abscesses. Might be a good time for them to pop those arm casts back on her again, I dare say.

Actuallllllly she probably picked up the MRSA in the hospital...its one of those everyone has it but only certain people get sick from it. Slight PL, when I went to the Er for stitches, they ran a culture on the wound (cat bite) and it came back MRSA, Did I actively have it no, but it was on my skin and nose. A large percentage of medical workers have it too, its in yer nose goop and considering she lived in the hospital how longggg?


One nurse didn't wash her hands, someone coughed and didn't cover their mouth Mommy or Daddy dearest gave her a kiss since being infected from constantly being in and out of a hospital setting, combined with the fact she's a festering pustule. MRSA got on her and rang the dinner bell!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Cross posting this from the Yaniv mega thread @wabbits is kindly documenting his munchie saga and looking for some medical kiwis to give some insight into this. He claims he has a brain tumour and/ hydrocephalus.

Any of you see anything of note?