Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

Okay, you're right. But shouldn't he consume those in smaller portions and healthier dishes?

You can only get away with consuming those things if you keep carbs out ya mouth.

Which Jack doesn't do. Which completely nullifies the benefits of keto.

 

[Trig.Point]

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Ah yes, I member

OK, so that chicken may not be under-cooked. The juices are running clear, and pink bits around the bone don't necessarily mean that those are raw areas. Depending on the lighting and camera that could make it look worse. Shooting cooking videos needs specific skills (which is one of the reasons that a lot of good YouTube cooking shows like Binging with Babish and Adam Ragusea are made by film makers and not professional chefs.

Anyway If he's probed it and it's showing over 165 at multiple points then it's cooked. It also looks like he hasn't let the Turkey rest long enough before carving that's why there's so much liquid flowing of. A medium size bird should be left to rest for at least 20 mins and in that time it's still actually going to be cooking.

 

[AnOminous]

You can only get away with consuming those things if you keep carbs out ya mouth.

Which Jack doesn't do. Which completely nullifies the benefits of keto.

He never really did keep keto, but while he now doesn't even pretend to do it, and turned off comments because he is too much of a coward and pussy to answer questions about it, he's kept the constantly eating lard by the bucket part of it.

 

[Chamulum]

You think that with his hand not working and needing help in the kitchen, he'd make some lifestyle choices. Did he do a dessert video yet? I bet it's going to be deep fried in butter or whatever overweight, half dead boomers eat.

 

[Adamska]

Creole Butter Injected Cajun Smoked Turkey (Pit Boss) - THANKSGIVING

TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING HTTP://COOKINGWITHJACK.COM Jack's mott...

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Watch Jack rip apart a cooked Turkey with his bare hands!

Still saying "wet" instead of "moist"

This seems pretty much like the last horror bird Fat Jack made, but that might be because I vaguely remember he used cajun butter and drenched it in spices and smoked it too.

Like don't get me wrong, I like seasoning too, but with family meals you respect what people like. I know for example that Big T doesn't really care too much for spicy. If Manbaby Jack actually cared for others but himself, he'd have tone down the spices, but nahh, it has to be what he likes.

And I'll just pick out a few comments in the video:

1. He seems awfully interested in videos for children and in "freak eating". It's almost like they might be horrid fetishes of his or something like that.
2. Jack forgot how he had his second kid (who in a lot of videos was under eighteen) in quite a few videos too... mushbrain gonna splat.
3. "This is the day I look forward to every year" ~ Gluttonous Jack on why he's bound for Hell
4. Fatty explains why getting two smaller birds is better than one big one; it's because he loves the fattier dark meat and he rationalizes it under making sure everyone gets at least one part they like (which I admit is good logic).
5. Jack also admits that he wants to test out his theory two smaller turkeys are better than one big one; he compares them to smaller tomatoes for some mushbrained reason.
6. Fatty again LARPing at being a big successful cooking man with an audience... as he uses wifey's money to buy shears and try and get freebies by shilling it.
7. "DO A FLIP" ~ The Logo
8. Lying Jack retconning his diet caused stroke to "injury" for why he won't move his edema, rotting fucking hand.
9. Also that shear product is a cheapo china make; I actually can buy that this Gluttonous Pig got a promo then,
10. Mushbrain is shilling hard for an overpriced product he saw on TV that's made by Min and Hakka sweatshop workers.
11. Bound for Hell Jack has the fucking gall to pretend he cleans his tools and inflict his own sins onto his audience of fat boomers and trash people.
12. Like he is actually pissy when we mock how often he cross contaminates; he's clearly cried about this more than once given how much of his sassy black woman act he's pulling on this bit.
13. Percentage of run time spent shilling tool designed to trick fat stupid guailo into buying more kitchen shit: 8.8%
14. Smoke a turkey? The fuck are you smoking Jack? That shit's some of the driest meat you can smoke; I don't recommend it unless you have a moisturizer in it.
15. Oh god, I recognize that year old fucking butter.
16. This is LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING RECIPE AS LAST YEAR-

Done with this fuck you fat boy, I'll spoil it by just saying it's dry spicy hell. Do a flip you lazy uncreative pig.

 

[desudesu]

Yeah, like what one other Kiwi said, the result turned out to be the same as last year's bird. The camera and editing work somehow made the turkey look disgusting. Not a turkey expert so I'm not sure if that's the desired outcome. Dubiously pink though. The way he carves the bird is horrendously messy, like why not just get Big T to carve, jesus.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Could have been worse. At least he didn't try to cram that turkey in the Instant Pot or Ninja Foodi like he did with some chickens last year. That was an unmitigated disaster.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Keto Jack thanks Jimmy John’s for being the only sandwich shop that does a lettuce-wrapped sandwich.



He’s also thrilled that rolled tacos have returned to Taco Bell. What could be better?

 

[salmonellajack]

"keto fans" fucking LOL

 

[desudesu]

Could have been worse. At least he didn't try to cram that turkey in the Instant Pot or Ninja Foodi like he did with some chickens last year. That was an unmitigated disaster.View attachment 1021446

This is just sheer utter disrespect shown towards his food. Either way, I can just imagine him devouring both birds in a manner that was shown in that cursed handsfree pie-eating competition video.

Also just remembered Fat Jack tried to cook a turkey in a trash can many moons ago. Comments are hilarious. Mmmmm, imagine the delicious industrial zinc flavour.

 

[JackDavis]

Keto Jack thanks Jimmy John’s for being the only sandwich shop that does a lettuce-wrapped sandwich.

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Guess he's still lying to himself about being Keto. He's been keto since his last stroke, which was about 18 months ago. You'd think that attempting to be keto would at least mean his carb intake is down a bit and that would lead to even a little weight loss but the dude is as round as ever.

 

[Aaway]

Guess he's still lying to himself about being Keto. He's been keto since his last stroke, which was about 18 months ago. You'd think that attempting to be keto would at least mean his carb intake is down a bit and that would lead to even a little weight loss but the dude is as round as ever.

he claims he's lost weight everytime he visits the doctor and gets weighed but the videos sure do say the complete opposite

he's as fat as he's ever been

 

[arthurdaley]

This looks very similar (but done properly)

PIT BARREL COOKER SMOKED SPATCHCOCKED TURKEY! | Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe

On this video I show you how spatchcock and smoke your thanksgiving turkey on the Pit Barrel Cooker! I also will show you how to dry brine and inject your bi...

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[DeadwastePrime]

Could have been worse. At least he didn't try to cram that turkey in the Instant Pot or Ninja Foodi like he did with some chickens last year. That was an unmitigated disaster.View attachment 1021446

2 chickens had to die for this

 

[Adamska]

Guess he's still lying to himself about being Keto. He's been keto since his last stroke, which was about 18 months ago. You'd think that attempting to be keto would at least mean his carb intake is down a bit and that would lead to even a little weight loss but the dude is as round as ever.

Jack the Glutton's actually even fucking fatter now than he was 1.5 years ago; no really, compare how much he ballooned pre-stroke and now. You can almost certainly thank how he's used his rotting edema claw and fucked leg as excuses to not even walk anymore now, as well as him just cramming even more fat down his throat.

It's impressive how bad his mushbrain forgets so much, but he magically remembers the one word he can use to lie to himself that he's not just a fat pig desperate to eat himself to death and go to Hell for said gluttony and his treatment of people.

 

[Aaway]

today's live chat. complete snoozefest aside from a couple gems

59:30: someone asks jack about why he doesn't eat keto food during his restaurant reviews
jack: "i try to lean keto, if i'm trying french fries i try one french fry and i give away the rest.... but i try to eat somewhat healthy...low carb...i lean that way. i can't go full keto...my doctor warned me against it because i could go into a diabetic coma."

1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."

 

[Charlie Delicious]

This is just sheer utter disrespect shown towards his food. Either way, I can just imagine him devouring both birds in a manner that was shown in that cursed handsfree pie-eating competition video.

Also just remembered Fat Jack tried to cook a turkey in a trash can many moons ago. Comments are hilarious. Mmmmm, imagine the delicious industrial zinc flavour.

Dummies think the thermometer failed because in inside of the can got so hot.

Maybe. Or it's because they ran the fucking cable a few inches above an open charcoal flame!

 

[Kheapathic]

Isn't he from SoCal? I've never had Jimmy John's, but I know for a fact that one of the items on the "secret" In-N-Out menu is "protein style" which means replacing the bread with lettuce. Protein Style, no-carb, Keto, whatever you want to call it, there it is.

 

[captkrisma]

Isn't he from SoCal? I've never had Jimmy John's, but I know for a fact that one of the items on the "secret" In-N-Out menu is "protein style" which means replacing the bread with lettuce. Protein Style, no-carb, Keto, whatever you want to call it, there it is.

The only issue is that there isn't an In-N-Out where Jack is. Fortunately, however, there are many places that allow you to alter their menu items to allow for Keto.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Is going half keto even a thing? Isn't the whole point to put your body in the state of ketosis so it burns its own fat? Otherwise you're just cutting back on the carbs, and Jack needs a far more radical change in diet than that to lose weight.

The pound or few of weight Jack probably fluctuates between doctor visits is negligible. This guy I know dropped 140 lbs the last year simply from cutting out the booze, eating healthy and sensibly, and walking daily. If he went "half keto" he probably wouldn't see age 50. Jack is a walking corpse unless he makes drastic changes. But he's an idiot, so nice laughing at you Jack!