You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Aria]

people who blame their misfortune on others but do nothing to fix their life.

Kiwi Farms pisses me off.

you can just leave and never come back.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Nobody is making you stay.

Well I can’t delete my account and leave!

 

[AprilRains]

Well I can’t delete my account and leave!

then just leave

 

[MrDegeneratman]

Well I can’t delete my account and leave!

Why would the staff delete someone's sockpuppet account?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Millennial leftists going into their little song and dance every Thanksgiving.

"hurr durr! Enjoy your murder holiday! Don't forget the genocide gravy on the turkey! Have fun with your mindless consumerism, sheep!"

Mindless consumerism they say without a trace of self awareness, as they stare 24/7 at their latest iPhone, Starbucks latte nearby, posting on the biggest corporate owned social media sites, comfy Nike tennis shoes on their feet....

Murder holiday...Christ. I just want to have a nice get together with friends and family. Like the average person is sitting there twirling a Snidely Whiplash moustache cackling about how Mighty Whitey fucked over the injuns again.

Like clockwork I have to hear their bullshit every time around the holidays. They're not happy unless they can suck all the fun out of the room.

 

[soft breathing]

People who think I owe them anything just because we small talked once.

The whole "lolicon fandom", especially the ones who drop bombs like "I don't fuck a kid because I don't want to ruin their life" - Oh, that's all that's keeping you from doing it? You want to fuck kids, you're a sicko. Get help. End of discussion.

Trannies. The aggressive ones. Which have been mentioned here before.

People who can't even do basic hygiene and complain about others avoiding them.

Lazy people who leech off of others, don't get their life in order, don't even seek proper help with anything and blame their failures on their parents, society or whatever.

... there's too many things that potentially piss me off.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Bags of food that ship only half-full, like chips. Yeah I know, it's so they don't get pulverized in shipping. But it still feels like you're getting ripped off paying for what's just a handful.

 

[Nick Gars]

I thought of a new one.

Slow, lazy mother fuckers who waddle idly in front of you in public places when you can't get by.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Slow, lazy mother fuckers who waddle slowly

I keep almost bumping into people all the time while walking.

It's like I have to "slam on the brakes" almost non-stop when in a public place because they're just drifting along on autopilot.

 

[vertexwindi]

The whole "lolicon fandom",

I've seen some lolicons complain that anti-lolicon people are making them uncomfortable. It's absolutely baffling.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

The fact that you have to complete a "work requirement" to get food stamps.
Like nigga, jus gib me ma free gubberment munny checks!!!

 

[Rat Speaker]

@Libtard Baby

 

[soft breathing]

I've seen some lolicons complain that anti-lolicon people are making them uncomfortable. It's absolutely baffling.

Same.
One of them even said something along the lines of "it's dangerous living as a lolicon" - well how about either shut up about it and don't act like people need to accept you for it or go to therapy.

Those people really blow my mind. If I was into kids, I'd be so fucking ashamed and not wear it like a badge.

 

[vertexwindi]

One of them even said something along the lines of "it's dangerous living as a lolicon" - well how about either shut up about it and don't act like people need to accept you for it or go to therapy.

No, I need to keep shoving it into other people's faces. That's where we're at right now, it's current year and if I go 5 minutes without telling someone about my fetishes then the fascists might as well have won.

 

[soft breathing]

No, I need to keep shoving it into other people's faces. That's where we're at right now, it's current year and if I go 5 minutes without telling someone about my fetishes then the fascists might as well have won.

Insert some degenerated tumblr quote about 'you're valid no matter who you choose to love' that romanticizes abusive and pedo relationships here.

 

[DrJonesHat]

realMyst. It won't run on my computer, and I loved Myst.

 

[Overcast]

Honestly whatever kind of online culture where people encourage each other to do things that hurt themselves and other people frustrate me. Pedos, trans communities that encourage young and mentally ill people to mess with their bodies, self harm, ect.

Seeing stuff like that make me feel like the internet was a mistake.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

I used to have a mild issue with destroying alarm clocks. Lost a few phones that way. So I devised a different method, in which I would hook up a lamp with the cover off to a timer, which would have the lamp turn on a half hour before my alarm time.

To knock your brain out of sleep mode, light is required. When you're in a dead sleep, and you're woken up to a sharp exciting noise, grogginess is the result. Or in my case blind rage.

The habituation of this had the unfortunate result that it is very hard to wake me up without light. I will sleep through pretty much any alarm, up to and including a crew of plumbers or lumberjacks or what have you, in a circle kicking me in my sleeping bag.

I really really hate alarm clocks. I also hate my subsequent immunity to them. I can't bring a lamp everywhere.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

I fucking hate the homeless anymore. I'm so tired of being mobbed for money or cigarettes or booze every five minutes I'm outside. It's at the point where they don't even politely ask anymore, it's just surly demanding, then a chimpout if they get told no. I'm tired of worthless junkies shooting up and passing out covered in their own vomit and shit inside store bathrooms or near the entrances of businesses. I'm tired of them harassing women (a group of the animals tried setting a fire near my sister's job because she told them they couldn't camp there)

None of them want to get help. None of them are just down on their luck and need a hand. They're all scum sucking leeches that would rather do this than actually get a job or get professional help for their addictions or mental issues.

I used to love giving cigarettes, until an inside guy told me it's how the Russian mob tests people.

He said that mob guys will see another guy who they think might be in the mob, and ask them for a cigarette in broken English or Russian. Saying yes, and giving them a cigarette, means that you are indeed in the mob. If you're just some guy who loves giving away your cigs, they will stab you in the leg as a lesson.

Now this is second hand heresay, but this dude was kind of intense with the scars to prove it. So if you're in the dirtier part of Russian territory, don't give out cigarettes.

Edit: also don't look dirty and angry enough to look like youre in the mob that helps

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It annoys me when I write and just one word is on the last
line.