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@CrunkLord420 exposed as a cunt:
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Resetera discusses aborting autistic people


I'm torn because aborting Resetera would have made the world a better place, but the Farms runs on high functioning autism.

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>high functioning
Oh no. Heavens no. The farms has plenty of low-functioning individuals. The important factor is really not how high functioning people around here are, but how much they put out there on the internet and to lesser extent how weird their specific interests end up being.
 
They're so sour that someone from a lolcow shitposting site made the perfect solution to their TRANSparency issues in their free time (with statistics gathering and better uptimes than resetera these days), but they have to promise themselves never to use it because Rowlf Hecht will have a solution anytime now..... Just you wait!
Maybe their issue lies more in the fact that anyone can access this info, this often very embarassing infomation.
 
Maybe their issue lies more in the fact that anyone can access this info, this often very embarassing infomation.
That's actually what Shy, RedMercury, etc. are complaining about due to people suggesting the site itself add a viewable ban histories. That it just leads to harassment and doxxxxing as happens due to the banbot. They say it should only be able to be viewed by moderators and the banned user themselves, no one else.
 
The mere existence of a Kiwi on their board transforms the entire site into an unsafe space. I didn't know we had that kind of magic power.
No, no, no, hypothetical existence. They don't actually know of one who posts there, simply suspect it because the admins/moderators won't ban anyone.
 
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Just when you think Nepenthe & Co. couldn’t get any more insane, they’re now determining BAC levels over the Internet...

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Not just Nepenthe, that staff post was a collective effort... a group of adults discussed this and decided it was ok. They’re completely delusional in terms of the authority they think they have. Gaming forum moderators determining BAC levels over the Internet.
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The replies to it are great. They go on for a few pages destroying the staff. My Farms autism is still in its infancy so sorry about no screenshots. Plus I’ve got a bowl of gumbo to eat. :story:

Here’s a link to it:
 
Are they really going to openly talk about the ban site?

No, this can't be happening. Where are the mods?

I don't post on ResetEra. I virtually never even visit ResetEra directly. I usually just skim the commentary threads.

I don't know if Shy just fucked up his statement, but I don't have a NeoGAF account either.

They probably think the people who post stuff off it made it. A lot of them seem to think it takes whole teams to setup websites, not some dude learning/testing crap. They're also complaining that it's possible to Google usernames and find all these idiots other accounts but are describing it as some kind of deep op that takes hours instead of highlight and search and instantly see the B A D D E S T of bitches.
 
It's impossible to tell which Era members might be secret kiwis and thus the only solution is genocide. There can be no safety until every Era member who can't prove they aren't a secret kiwi is banned. They gotta Kurt Russell it.

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PROVE YOU'RE NOT A KIWIFARMER OR I OPEN FIRE
 
They have exceptions, like how the black posters are allowed to use "coon" since it's simply self-regulating their community. As a British person of colour, Shy can't help himself from calling white women cunts, after all half of them voted for Trump.

Seems that PoliEra is also a protected group:
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They have exceptions, like how the black posters are allowed to use "coon" since it's simply self-regulating their community.

So when people sign up, whether they're signing up for legitimate or trolling reasons, they should probably just collect as many bogus identities as they can with special REEEEE privileges and self-describe as such, since most of them are self-identifying anyway. Nobody can say you're not. Enjoy your extra privileges.

Guess who's got a new target:
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Other than the occasional legit ban, most of Shy's bans are just for not sucking the cocks of the dictatorial mods hard enough or calling them out. They're absolutely pathetic, sad little thin-skinned egomaniacs abusing the tiny amount of power they have in the world.

But still, Shy would have been perma'ed for just a couple of those bans without a collection of special privileged self-identifications.

The banbot is the funniest thing about REEEEra coverage on KF because anyone there can go see, objectively, without any spin, absolutely how fucking ludicrous and pathetic the behavior of their shitty mods is.
 
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