Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

Anyone remember Supershadow? I miss the days when he was made fun of on the star wars forums. I wonder what ever bacame of him?

 

[Adamska]

Finn is going to troon out and marry Grand Moff Riker?

I expect something like this to happen in one of the shit books they pump out like a sewage pipe each year. Probably have him troon out for Poe or some shit.

But then it's made noncanon because the Rat is too busy trying to woo China, and Chinamen hate wokeshit.

There's this theory going around that Disney has made their movies this year bad on purpose so people would flock to Disney +.

Would explain how bland and lame Aladdin and Lion King were, and how crazy Maleficent II and Star Wars are shaping up to be.

I think it's just desperation and arrogance based on prior successes and the fact that the current corporate culture refuses to take bad news at all unless it's phrased as a positive.

Bad films just means that you are less likely to get bites on your service, since people won't want to see them again. Plus, it further cripples that IP from being used in other ways; a bad Aladdin or Mulan release means you can't do what they did in the 90s, make shows on their movies.

 

[InsolentGaylord]

Bad films just means that you are less likely to get bites on your service, since people won't want to see them again. Plus, it further cripples that IP from being used in other ways; a bad Aladdin or Mulan release means you can't do what they did in the 90s, make shows on their movies.

Yeah that's...gonna be an issue soon if they run out of movies to remake. Like they should realise that if you remake it too much especially when you've already done all the really popular properties people won't come to see them as much.

 

[Creep3r]

Finn is going to troon out and marry Grand Moff Riker?

Yes. And as you can clearly see, the wedding was held on Pandora. Jake and Neytiri's daughter served as one Finn's bridesmaids.

Sadly, they are just rebooting it to start over with a new issue 1. But without my patronage!

Wait really? I thought they were just re-releasing it as #1 because now it takes place between ESB and ROTJ, and also because of some Aphra bullshit. I really hope this is a fucking reboot since, considering how abysmal the comic sales have been, this would be like Marvel admitting defeat. And it would be hilarious to see how Wookieepedia spergs try and make sense of it.

 

[Spoonge]

So since we're talking about Mandos, is Jaster Mereel, the True Mandalorians and Galidraan still canon? Because you dont need Travis to show just how fucking retarded the Jedi were in the prequel era, you just have to point to Galidraan.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

It will be interesting to see if the mouse tries to buy its own tickets like with Captain Marvel, since the IRS knows about it now.

I haven't seen any money laundering schemes charities devoted to providing underprivileged girls the opportunity to see a female on the big screen for Episode IX. Disney couldn't possibly be so dumb as to waste their own money pumping Star Wars' opening weekend numbers*.

*because fuck the IRS, they'd be dipping their toes into securities fraud and would have the ftc giving them rectal exams for the next 20 years

 

[Creep3r]

So since we're talking about Mandos, is Jaster Mereel, the True Mandalorians and Galidraan still canon? Because you dont need Travis to show just how fucking exceptional the Jedi were in the prequel era, you just have to point to Galidraan.

Jaster hasn't been referenced or mentioned as existing under Disney, however the ship the main character uses in the new Mandalorian show is very loosely based off Jaster's Legacy, one of the ships Jaster used to own, at least that's what's claimed, but the only similarity are the sublight engines. True Mandalorians haven't been implied either (if they have, no one's been talking about it). Galidraan is only mentioned in The Force Awakens Beginner's Guide by Fantasy Flight Games which hasn't be used as a reference in anything Disney since its mostly old canon-based.

 

[Vault Boy]

In the last couple issues of this comic, C-3PO and Chewie are sent to a supposedly-uninhabited planet to blow it up with hand-planted bombs, only to discover sentient rocks live on the planet. Vader shows up because of course he does, and he and Chewbacca engage in HAND-TO-HAND combat, wherein Chewie bear-hugs him and throws him off a cliff.

Remember how Vader slaughtered Wookies at the beginning of The Force Unleashed with his lightsaber and the Force?

Did Vader forget that he had those things? Kind of embarrassing for a Sith Lord, don't you think?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I haven't seen any money laundering schemes charities devoted to providing underprivileged girls the opportunity to see a female on the big screen for Episode IX. Disney couldn't possibly be so dumb as to waste their own money pumping Star Wars' opening weekend numbers*.

*because fuck the IRS, they'd be dipping their toes into securities fraud and would have the ftc giving them rectal exams for the next 20 years

Maybe it was the FTC, I get the alphabet soup of money related government bodies mixed up all the time.

 

[Mr. 0]

Remember how Vader slaughtered Wookies at the beginning of The Force Unleashed with his lightsaber and the Force?

Did Vader forget that he had those things? Kind of embarrassing for a Sith Lord, don't you think?

Not for a Disney Sith

 

[Dom Cruise]

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Just look at this fucking faggot, good grief.

Nauseating.

 

[Creep3r]

How about this? I just finished reading STAR WARS (vol 2) #75 comic because I had to see this series though so I could have a complete run to sell on Ebay to support my local comic shop.

In the last couple issues of this comic, C-3PO and Chewie are sent to a supposedly-uninhabited planet to blow it up with hand-planted bombs, only to discover sentient rocks live on the planet. Vader shows up because of course he does, and he and Chewbacca engage in HAND-TO-HAND combat, wherein Chewie bear-hugs him and throws him off a cliff.

It gets better though. The entire planet explodes to reveal a giant Galactus-sized rock monster hatching out of it. THE VERY NEXT PANEL shows C-3PO with the rock people...standing...somewhere....on the planet that just blew up. Or floating in space? Shouldn't everybody be dead?

I can't do it justice, but this issue throws ships, plots, and characters together wantonly like you are watching a five-year old play and drag out every toy he owns. Hell it's probably all traced anyway.

I am glad to see this series die, because I'm getting rid of all nu-wars crap from my home.

Sadly, they are just rebooting it to start over with a new issue 1. But without my patronage!

Wow... I just checked that comic out and its way worse than what you described...

Like how do they even survive this bullshit? And not only is that big one some OP planet crushing Unicron/Primus-like bullshitter but its actually the "grandmother goddess" of the genderless rock people? I remember reading news articles about this stupid comic with clickbait headlines like "Vader and Chewie finally face off!!" and "3PO and Vader meet again for the first time! What can possibly happen?!" The answer is "FUCKING NOTHING". Like seriously, not even so much as a reaction from Vader upon seeing 3PO, not even a twitch. And the supposed hyped up fight isn't even a fight. Its three pages of Chewie hitting Vader with a rock, holding hands and hugging him into submission. Literally nothing of actual importance or emotional interest fucking happens except some filler rock people (who could easily fuck up the Empire) disable all tech and blow up a planet like nothing while Han gets cucked to death by Leia's ex. But the worst part is that Vader's reunion with 3PO (which was hyped up on news sites and Disney Wars sites) is so hollow and pointless that it becomes quite clear that their meeting in this comic was only a set up for clickbait articles.

This is literally it. This is the big meeting social media wouldn't shut up about.

And it only bugs me more when you consider how much better Dark Horse handled this "reunion".

Or how TFU handled Vader vs Wookiees.

Also fuck Rock People.

 

[Kane Lives]

Wow... I just checked that comic out and its way worse than what you described...
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Like how do they even survive this bullshit? And not only is that big one some OP Unicron/Primus-tier bullshit but its actually the "grandmother goddess" of the genderless rock people? I remember reading news articles about this stupid comic with clickbait headlines like "Vader and Chewie finally face off!!" and "3PO and Vader meet again for the first time! What can possibly happen?!" The answer is "FUCKING NOTHING". Like seriously, not even so much as a reaction from Vader upon seeing 3PO, not even a twitch. And the supposed hyped up fight isn't even a fight. Its three pages of Chewie hitting Vader with a rock and hugging him into submission. Literally nothing of actual importance fucking happens except some filler rock people (who could easily fuck up the Empire) blow up a planet (these fuckers can even generate EMP blasts). But the worst is that Vader's reunion with 3PO (which was hyped up on news sites and Disney Wars sites) is so hollow and pointless that it becomes quite clear that their meeting in this comic was only a set up for clickbait articles.
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This is literally it. This is the big meeting social media wouldn't shut up about.

And it only bugs me more when you consider how much better Dark Horse handled this "reunion".

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Or how TFU handled Vader vs Wookiees.

Also fuck Rock People.

This entire nu-Disney comic strip is exceptional and devoid of any and all human emotion.

I cannot even begin to describe my anger and disappointment at this garbage.

At least the Rat will never pollute the Legends timeline.

 

[Adamska]

Wow... I just checked that comic out and its way worse than what you described...
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Like how do they even survive this bullshit? And not only is that big one some OP planet crushing Unicron/Primus-like bullshitter but its actually the "grandmother goddess" of the genderless rock people? I remember reading news articles about this stupid comic with clickbait headlines like "Vader and Chewie finally face off!!" and "3PO and Vader meet again for the first time! What can possibly happen?!" The answer is "FUCKING NOTHING". Like seriously, not even so much as a reaction from Vader upon seeing 3PO, not even a twitch. And the supposed hyped up fight isn't even a fight. Its three pages of Chewie hitting Vader with a rock and hugging him into submission. Literally nothing of actual importance or emotional interest fucking happens except some filler rock people (who could easily fuck up the Empire) disable all tech and blow up a planet like nothing while Han gets cucked to death by Leia's ex. But the worst part is that Vader's reunion with 3PO (which was hyped up on news sites and Disney Wars sites) is so hollow and pointless that it becomes quite clear that their meeting in this comic was only a set up for clickbait articles.

Holy shit. It's literally just the writer and artist stealing and bootlegging as many different franchises as possible in the pathetic attempt to pretend that they're creative while also pretending they're hip and totally with the mainstream culture. Ranging from ripping off the Transformers to Steven fucking Universe all I can feel is the Dark Side of the Force I see this segment of vomit called a comic page.

Also love the gay bait and switch tactics; an old classic if you want to nuke a reader base. Gotta love how the net demolishes tricks like this nowadays.

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This is literally it. This is the big meeting social media wouldn't shut up about.

And it only bugs me more when you consider how much better Dark Horse handled this "reunion".

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It's been a long time since I felt anything that wasn't apathy, disappointment, horror, dislike, hate, or even just pure Exogol when it comes to Star Wars story content. It's... it's rather nice to remember what once was, even if it will likely never be again, so long as the Rat and crew is still in charge.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Wow... I just checked that comic out and its way worse than what you described...
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Like how do they even survive this bullshit? And not only is that big one some OP planet crushing Unicron/Primus-like bullshitter but its actually the "grandmother goddess" of the genderless rock people? I remember reading news articles about this stupid comic with clickbait headlines like "Vader and Chewie finally face off!!" and "3PO and Vader meet again for the first time! What can possibly happen?!" The answer is "FUCKING NOTHING". Like seriously, not even so much as a reaction from Vader upon seeing 3PO, not even a twitch. And the supposed hyped up fight isn't even a fight. Its three pages of Chewie hitting Vader with a rock and hugging him into submission. Literally nothing of actual importance or emotional interest fucking happens except some filler rock people (who could easily fuck up the Empire) disable all tech and blow up a planet like nothing while Han gets cucked to death by Leia's ex. But the worst part is that Vader's reunion with 3PO (which was hyped up on news sites and Disney Wars sites) is so hollow and pointless that it becomes quite clear that their meeting in this comic was only a set up for clickbait articles.
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This is literally it. This is the big meeting social media wouldn't shut up about.

And it only bugs me more when you consider how much better Dark Horse handled this "reunion".

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The contrast between those comics is so depressing.

Seriously, where did it all go so wrong for popular culture?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I cannot even begin to describe my anger and disappointment at this garbage.

The worst part is..Chewie vs Vader should be a hype as hell fight.

 

[ditto]

The worst part is..Chewie vs Vader should be a hype as hell fight.

It would be completely one-sided. Vader would slice his shaggy brown head off.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The contrast between those comics is so depressing.

Seriously, where did it all go so wrong for popular culture?

It got too big, too successful, started producing too much surplus value. Attracted parasites.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It got too big, too successful, started producing too much surplus value. Attracted parasites.

What Glow in the Dark do I need to pay off to get the general public aware of Monster Musume?

I want chaos.

 

[Dom Cruise]

It got too big, too successful, started producing too much surplus value. Attracted parasites.

The parasites are after more than money though, this is beyond simple greed, greed has been a problem for a while for popular culture, but what the fuck is going on with someone like Chuck Wendig?

The mainstream has been pretty shitty for a long time, but what happened to where even the counterculture has gotten turbofucked? As idiotic as mainstream American culture got, at least there was an escape from it, now increasingly there is no escape, the idiocy is infecting and ruining everything.

I know I talk a lot about SJWs, but seriously, what the fuck is their problem? What made them this way? Where is all their malice coming from?

There is a deep seeded rot in the modern world, a sickness, what is the cure?