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[Damn Near]

I can’t even mock him.

I can: what a stupid faggot

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

When she's found holed up in the Virginia woods with a squeaky man in a yarn wig, well, that would be about the most SA thing ever.

 

[Dan Abrams]

damn what went wrong

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I am absolutely shocked that the dumb drunk Canadian broad he knocked up would do such a thing.

edit: are we taking bets on how many troon bucks he's gonna get in his Patreon to keep the site running when he has to pay alimony to both his chink wife and his leaf wife

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Let me just say that Low-tax not only knew this was coming, but he intended to do it first. I have screencaps. I'm busy right now, but Low-tax is full of shit as usual.

Look, it takes two to tango, and the soon to be ex has made her own mistakes. But she admits them.

TL;DR Lowtax is full of shit. I have known his missus for years. And this didn't happen overnight.

Go pop some corn.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Can't wait till he milks this for more Patteon bucks.

 

[Coolio55]

Dis gon' b good


Will this be the true end of the forums? Find out on the next episode of Something Awful Z!

 

[repentance]

Can't wait till he milks this for more Patteon bucks.

He won't even have to ask. Goons will just throw money at him.

While she might be vapid thot, staying married to someone who has never worked and who is dependent on e-begging to support the family would have been stupid. Best to move on while she's still young enough to find a better sugar daddy.

 

[Elbe]

On his list I notice Lowtaxdottir's abduction only came in last.

 

[DuckSucker]

damn what went wrong

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lol April is coming in hot. I feel a little bad his second wife took the rest of his money (and one of his kids? Did she leave the girl from the first wife?). That's kind of a cruel thing to think but if somebody is gonna rob you theyre gonna rob you for all youve got.

Unlike DSP, despite DSP's substance habit, I kind of buy Lowtax being in some sort of financial trouble, considering his own substance habits.

I wonder what he was up to when all of this went down, after all his bellyaching about money because he somehow lets everyone who he shakes hands with have access to his business account.

 

[repentance]

lol April is coming in hot. I feel a little bad his second wife took the rest of his money (and one of his kids? Did she leave the girl from the first wife?). That's kind of a cruel thing to think but if somebody is gonna rob you theyre gonna rob you for all youve got.

He's got two kids with chinkwife and one kid with canuckwife.

It would be funny if this is the chick he was in Canada to meet up with when he met canuckwife.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Let me just say that Low-tax not only knew this was coming, but he intended to do it first. I have screencaps. I'm busy right now, but Low-tax is full of shit as usual.

Look, it takes two to tango, and the soon to be ex has made her own mistakes. But she admits them.

TL;DR Lowtax is full of shit. I have known his missus for years. And this didn't happen overnight.

Go pop some corn.

Lowtax can't help but ruin everything he touches!

 

[TwinkLover6969]

lol April is coming in hot. I feel a little bad his second wife took the rest of his money (and one of his kids? Did she leave the girl from the first wife?). That's kind of a cruel thing to think but if somebody is gonna rob you theyre gonna rob you for all youve got.

Unlike DSP, despite DSP's substance habit, I kind of buy Lowtax being in some sort of financial trouble, considering his own substance habits.

I wonder what he was up to when all of this went down, after all his bellyaching about money because he somehow lets everyone who he shakes hands with have access to his business account.

his kids are better off without him. he's a degenerate loser with no real job, a failing business, and a drug problem. also he let that diaperfur pedo tranny babysit his daughters.

 

[repentance]

This should be cross posted to the Lowtax thread.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Sorry to be a cock-teaser. But, after a quick chat with a friend who is an IRL lawyer, it's probably not in Mrs. Lowtax's best interests to go nuclear. There is a divorce 100% happening, and that cannot do her any good.

Suffice it to say (for now), that his entire "woe is me" spin on this is a lie. Wish I could say more, but I have my friend's well-being to consider. She would love for the truth to be known, and I believe it will. However, now is not the right time..

Also, this

his kids are better off without him. he's a degenerate loser with no real job, a failing business, and a drug problem. also he let that diaperfur pedo tranny babysit his daughters.

I mean, it's not like Lowtax has a history of selflessness and stability. I can't believe that even goons are falling for his crybaby shit right now.

 

[repentance]

I mean, it's not like Lowtax has a history of selflessness and stability. I can't believe that even goons are falling for his crybaby shit right now.

They fell for it with Integral and they fell for it with chinkwife. Goons. Goons never change.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

They fell for it with Integral and they fell for it with chinkwife. Goons. Goons never change.

Judging by the sycophantic cock-gobbling on LT's FB page, this is correct.

 

[gobbogobb]

Sorry to be a cock-teaser. But, after a quick chat with a friend who is an IRL lawyer, it's probably not in Mrs. Lowtax's best interests to go nuclear. There is a divorce 100% happening, and that cannot do her any good.

Suffice it to say (for now), that his entire "woe is me" spin on this is a lie. Wish I could say more, but I have my friend's well-being to consider. She would love for the truth to be known, and I believe it will. However, now is not the right time..

Also, this



I mean, it's not like Lowtax has a history of selflessness and stability. I can't believe that even goons are falling for his crybaby shit right now.

Who the fuck are you.

My friend who is a Family Court judge handling the case says your friend is full of crap. I wish I could say more, but, you know, ethics and shit.

Vagueposting bullshit is still bullshit.

No one knows exactly why she left or how.
We have exactly one unreliable narrator and your fanfic.

Tlr - don't post about inside info unless you can prove it

 

[X Prime]

Put up or shut up should probably be a rule when claiming inside info.

 

[Anime is Blood]

So let me get this straight. Canadian wife gets pissed off she can't go cry to a hospital about stress for free. She then talks about needing a change and possibly "going back to school" in her late 30s. Then Lowtax starts talking about a move to Canada, that he can't make, out of nowhere?

Looks like we get this divorce in real time!

Aspiring model wife nearing middle age is trying to not feel trapped and she isn't going to stay in shithole nowhere forever. Unhappy people always think that moving will make them happy. I give it two years before she is fucking 20 year olds and going to college in Ontario to try and desperately cling to her youth.

Well I said within two years and it took 19 months.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Who the fuck are you.

My friend who is a Family Court judge handling the case says your friend is full of crap. I wish I could say more, but, you know, ethics and shit.

Vagueposting bullshit is still bullshit.

No one knows exactly why she left or how.
We have exactly one unreliable narrator and your fanfic.

Tlr - don't post about inside info unless you can prove it

The decision to pump the brakes was made after a quick conference with my friend the attorney, to figure out if it was a good idea to go forward. It obviously is not. I should have talked to him first. But I didn't. At the end of the day, my e-cred is not nearly as important as the well-being of my friend. Or my friend's child. Or even Lowtax's children.