Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Low-T's entire adult life can be summed up in the saying, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!"

And Ashli is probably an unfit mother, but isn't low-t always whining about how fucked up his back is and how he's bedridden for days? How the fuck is he going to take care of a 3 year old?

I'm amazed there's a shelter which will take 3 dogs and a rabbit.

It's 3 pit bulls and a rabbit, so just 3 pit bulls now.

 

[Beavis]

Low-T's entire adult life can be summed up in the saying, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!"

And Ashli is probably an unfit mother, but isn't low-t always whining about how fucked up his back is and how he's bedridden for days? How the fuck is he going to take care of a 3 year old?



It's 3 pit bulls and a rabbit, so just 3 pit bulls now.

I can’t wait to see this play out. Ashli is not the type to keep quiet. They’re are going to destroy each other on social media.

LOL at goons suddenly not believing all women.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Lowtax has a lot more money in his bank account than he lets on. And he often uses it for shit that has nothing to do with the reason he claims to need it. Yeah, he is drowning in medical debt, but his Patreon bux go to IRS bills, frivolous shit, and other stuff I can't mention as it's very likely to become a part of the divorce proceedings. Most of the money he begs "for the site" isn't actually used for that purpose.

I can’t wait to see this play out. Ashli is not the type to keep quiet. They’re are going to destroy each other on social media.

LOL at goons suddenly not believing all women.

She's not happy about the things he is saying, but she knows it's in her and their daughter's best interests not to engage. Honestly, I wouldn't expect any content from Ashli until after the divorce. Lowtax, on the other hand, well, he may lose his shit and provide laughs at some point. Expect more whining out of him, that's for sure.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Oh my god, 50/50 split on the forum during divorce when

 

[Spunt]

Each of them will be desperately trying to palm off custody of C-SPAM and TGRS to each other.

Watching Lowtax fuck up over and over again is fascinating. The man is allergic to good decisions.

 

[Coolio55]

The year is 2030... The children of Lowtax have begun a blood feud over the rightful heir to forums throne.
Who shall have the honour of making jokes about the quake rocket launcher?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The GBS thread has already degenerated into an argument over whether criticizing canuckwife’s actions is misogyny.

 

[Beavis]

The GBS thread has already degenerated into an argument over whether criticizing canuckwife’s actions is misogyny.

Good. This is the culture lowtax has cultivated. She's going to take half his shit in the divorce too.

 

[Coolio55]

Holy fucking lol this thread is a goldmine of doublethink and unpunctuated rage.

 

[Tanner Glass]

It's 3 pit bulls and a rabbit, so just 3 pit bulls now.

It was 3 pit bulls, a rabbit, and a 3 year old daughter.

Still probably just 3 pits now - that's one way to handle the custody problem.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If Richard is getting an attorney as soon as he gets back, what's he paying with?

 

[Goodbye Horses]

If Richard is getting an attorney as soon as he gets back, what's he paying with?

Web 1.0-era zingers.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol-wacky reviews for the lawyer.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Holy fucking lol this thread is a goldmine of doublethink and unpunctuated rage.

"I feel like you're really reaching", says goon who is probably a paypig and eats up everything Lowtax says.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Honestly if I were Ashli I’d be terrified. Not of Lowtax, because the dude’s spine is literally jelly and he’s a passive aggressive dipshit, but because Rich’s SA death cult is now pissed off at her for besmirching the sacred honor of their beloved Lowtax. I think fearing for her and her daughter’s safety is reasonable if only because most of the regulars left over on SA seem to be on the verge of a murder-suicide.

It’s impressive how in this one specific instance, a woman fleeing amidst allegations of spousal abuse and taking her daughter with her is now a LYING WHORE, just out to hurt poor Lowtax and their dead forums.

I’m serious, the majority of these people are broken. They’d absolutely be out to hurt her over their parasocial relationship with their beloved Lowtax. Hurting him, even if he deserved it, means she also injured them, too.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Jesus, Lowtax is stupid. Also, dollars to donuts, once he talks to an actual lawyer, the WHACKY ZANY RANDOM dries up real quick and he says nothing of the sort in court.

 

[Beavis]

Does Ashliiii have a reasonable claim to half of something awful if she didn't sign a prenup?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Makes me wonder how many SA posters screaming FEEL BAD FOR LOWTAX immediately believed the Kavanaugh allegations and demanded blood.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Does Ashliiii have a reasonable claim to half of something awful if she didn't sign a prenup?

Would she want it, even if she did? That'd be like getting custody of a kid, if the kid was a drooling retard who shits his pants and jerks off in public.

 

[The Grognard]

Makes me wonder how many SA posters screaming FEEL BAD FOR LOWTAX immediately believed the Kavanaugh allegations and demanded blood.

These types will believe the shit out of any woman that talks the talk just enough to get their attention away from latest Punchman McSpandex film or dreary "Art" games. I think you can figure out how they'd react if it was anyone else but the man these people have spent years trying to suck-up for the hope of gaining more power over other goons.