حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Kablamo]

I think we do need to clarify the difference between getting mad and getting annoyed, though. I agree that just calling Connor names isn't do anything, but when he keeps saying "guys I'm changing!" and we call him out and he admits he's barely trying, it's a little normal to get upset over that.
Connor, a lot of us want to help, and even when you act like you're willing, you barely try. When we call you out, you snap at us. Half of this thread is people calling you a fat whiny faggot, sure, but the other half is people offering advice or ways to improve yourself. People are only getting upset at you because you don't care that we want to help you improve, and you keep showing how impervious you are to change.

I can see the distinction here. Eons ago I had a flatmate very much like @Connor who me and my friends tried to earnestly offer advice and compassion to. So, when I lurked and followed this thread, I knew from experience how hopeless those well-intentioned pieces of advice were towards this kind of """personality type""" .

So, invariably, that leaves me with hollow disdain towards him.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yeah, Connor is pretty much a lost cause right now, maybe if he takes some baby steps to improvement, he could get better, but right now he just wants pity points from us. Giving him advice right now is useless, but well-meaning people still do it.

 

[Pikonic]

I haven't been paying attention here today since the #Tycening.
Did @Connor do a thing today?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I haven't been paying attention here today since the #Tycening.
Did @Connor do a thing today?

Doesn't look like it. I just got on a bit ago, though. I had a hard time getting on with the server taking a shit.

 

[Smutley]

Lot of hearts broken today. When I woke up I didn't expect my whole world turned upside down with the news of Deagle Nation's imminent demise. But don't worry, there's one person who will always be there. Someone who is consistent, and will never break your heart.

That someone is Jesus.

Oh. I guess I mean Connor. Today we were going to look at the bare history of Young Master Bible on the Stephenking.com forums but the Farms has accidentally or something so image uploads are killed. Which I suppose is for the best because we're scraping the bottom of the barrel on old Connor content. We're down to two more forums, not counting the smattering of shit he'll post in the future, and one of those forums we will knock out in a single day.

See, there would be a lot more but Connor was so awful on the Stephen King Message Board that his entire previous account was scrubbed out of existence. I'm not sure what happened there, but unless someone leaks me the posts (which will never happen) we're left to make assumptions. I'm pretty sure I can guess this might have been about adoption, cynicism, or writers block. Just call it a hunch.

I do wish that KaijuX would join the forum to talk about growing up with Connor. As his only friend I think he could offer some great insight, but I'm not going to do that. It's not my place to let Connor's so-called "best friend" in on the shit he's said. I hope Connor would be man enough and own up to it, but even if he isn't it's no place of mine.

Doesn't change that I'd love to hear some stories from him though.

Anyway, update tomorrow when the forum is unborked!

 

[Connor Bible]

Well here I am, denizens of the Farms.

 

[XH 502]

Well here I am, denizens of the Farms.

So, what did you achieve today?

 

[Bound2]

Well here I am, denizens of the Farms.

Cool. Now go away.

And since you're not going to, why don't you tell us about your future plans? Where will Connor be in five years? How about ten?

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, I came to the realization I'm really fucking lazy, if that can be considered one. Like, really fucking lazy. Super-lethargic. Like the most inert, inactive motherfucker that ever lived.

...why don't you tell us about your future plans? Where will Connor be in five years? How about ten?

In the next ten years, I'll have some things published, get a teaching job at an elementary school, get laid, have a girlfriend...

 

[XH 502]

Well, I came to the realization I'm really fucking lazy, if that can be considered one. Like, really fucking lazy. Super-lethargic. Like the most inert, inactive motherfucker that ever lived.

That's not an achievement, that's an excuse.

This is why no one believes you.

 

[Connor Bible]

I did help my grandmother out today. We were shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

[Locksnap]

I did help my grandmother out today. We were shopping at Wal-Mart.

Congratulations, everyone is very proud of you.

 

[Connor Bible]

Congratulations, everyone is very proud of you.

Sarcasm?

 

[Smutley]

I did help my grandmother out today. We were shopping at Wal-Mart.

Hey Connor! Since your here, do you mind if we talk about your friend? Have you been working on your Godzilla fan-fic with him?

 

[Connor Bible]

Hey Connor! Since your here, do you mind if we talk about your friend? Have you been working on your Godzilla fan-fic with him?

I've since given up trying to write fanfiction in general. I feel more at home with original work. To write good fanfiction, you really have to honor the source material while still putting a fresh spin on it.

 

[BriarHeart]

I've since given up trying to write fanfiction in general. I feel more at home with original work. To write good fanfiction, you really have to honor the source material while still putting a fresh spin on it.

I thought that was what you were doing with your original fiction, though. Taking someone else's source material (like Silence of the Lambs) and putting a "fresh spin on it." What's the difference between that and fanfiction?

 

[Artard]

I've since given up trying to write fanfiction in general. I feel more at home with original work. To write good fanfiction, you really have to honor the source material while still putting a fresh spin on it.

Most of your original work is badly cribbed from pop culture sources that practically every member of Western Civilization can identify.

 

[Connor Bible]

I thought that was what you were doing with your original fiction, though. Taking someone else's source material (like Silence of the Lambs) and putting a "fresh spin on it." What's the difference between that and fanfiction?

I admit that it's hard for me to come up with truly original ideas because I've surrounded myself with a veritable garden of books and movies in the hopes that I can actually write a good story. To be honest, I had no fucking clue what I was doing with Redesigning Eva. My protagonist was a blank slate, I had no real plot to speak of, no sense of direction. Everything that could've went wrong went really fucking wrong.

 

[Bound2]

In the next ten years, I'll have some things published, get a teaching job at an elementary school, get laid, have a girlfriend...

Okay, now here comes the hard part: what did you do TODAY to get closer to any of those goals?

 

[Connor Bible]

Okay, now here comes the hard part: what did you do TODAY to get closer to any of those goals?

Nothing, and that's a bad thing.