Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

It’s going to be a cringe fest. Though I’ll be looking forward to the shills demanding “Synder-cut” style version after hypocritically bashing the DC fanboys.
What?! This isn't the version where the Force rebirths Kylo as the beautiful strong wymen of color he was always meant to be after Rey makes the Emperor apologize for everything he did and then they both go through the galaxy ruling together as SLAAAAY KWEEENs for ever and ever against white supremacy. That's an yikes from me fam, smh my head not a good look #ReleaseTheKKCut
 
It’s going to be a cringe fest. Though I’ll be looking forward to the shills demanding “Synder-cut” style version after hypocritically bashing the DC fanboys.
Speaking about Snyder-cut, I would like to see the Garreth Edwards cut of Rogue One. I don't care if the "I rebel" line is in it, I just want to see the movie that he wanted to make.
 
Watching that RoS clip made me wanna watch something good Star Wars related. Anyone remember the campaign from the OG Battlefront 2?

That was a pretty great and lowkey way to get a decent throughline with the campaign.

I've almost beaten Fallen Order. For all the bugs, excessive motion blur even when disabled and the prescence of Debra's bug eyes, I'm actually enjoying the story quite a bit. I'm not sure yet if it's simply because Cal has an arc and what could be called character flaws, which is a big contrast to Rey, or if it's actually decent. The music is quite good as well. Very Star Wars and almost no re-used music from the movies. I've heard a snippet of Luke's theme VERY briefly in a cutscene but it was appropriate where it was used and still gives that feeling of hope. I really like the soundtrack overall. There's a pretty fun scene, that reminded me a bit of the opening arena fight in SW: Bounty Hunter, that had a pretty cool song that's apparently by a Mongolian rock band and seems like a thematic fit for a seedy Star Wars grunge band. There's definitely things to gripe about, and I'll probably post a full on review when I beat it entirely, but it's worth checking out. I posted the torrent for an iso and crack a few pages ago if anyone's interested.

The Mongolian Rock Song
 
Latest rumors I am hearing is their is an Amalgam of the Iger, JJ, and Lucas cut going to theaters

They took 1 cut which was awful, 1 cut which did mildly better, and 1 cut which the fans said "Not bad" and threw them in a blender and made a movie?

Another movie by committee at it's finest. God damn it's gonna be hot garbage for sure.
 
They took 1 cut which was awful, 1 cut which did mildly better, and 1 cut which the fans said "Not bad" and threw them in a blender and made a movie?

Another movie by committee at it's finest. God damn it's gonna be hot garbage for sure.
If this really is the case then we are probably going to have Kylo be thrown down the pit of doom and then randomly show up back alive at the end on tattoine with rey....christ on a cracker I almost want to see this shit now.
 
If this really is the case then we are probably going to have Kylo be thrown down the pit of doom and then randomly show up back alive at the end on tattoine with rey....christ on a cracker I almost want to see this shit now.

If Kylo is alive, not a force ghost, I hope he gets Rey a glass of Blue Milk as the sun sets and the movie ends. I'd ALMOST pay to go see that movie so I could laugh my ass off at the schadenfreude as one of the most powerful entities in the galaxy is a fucking manservant to Reyovah.
 
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If Kylo is alive, not a force ghost, I hope he gets Rey a glass of Blue tard cum as the sun sets and the movie ends. I'd ALMOST pay to go see that movie so I could laugh my ass off at the schadenfreude as one of the most powerful entities in the galaxy is a fucking manservant to Reyovah.
Swear to fucking christ though, if they straight up pull a random fucking Reylo ending out of nowhere we all need to write some very strongly worded apology letters to Daddy Lucas for decades of mocking the Anakin-Padme romance....
 
Swear to fucking christ though, if they straight up pull a random fucking Reylo ending out of nowhere we all need to write some very strongly worded apology letters to Daddy Lucas for decades of mocking the Anakin-Padme romance....
Dear George, although the dialogue was and still is awkward and cringy, we sincerely apologize for mocking the well-intended romance between Anakin and Padme. I understood how it played a role in the rise of Vader and we all wish Disney and us didn't take you for granted.
 
Already did that.
Introduced my kids to the Dark Forces games and some of the Dark Horse books.

At the end of the day, Disney can say this is canon but we will all just call it Disney Star Wars.

All this makes me miss the days when the ewoks were the " worst" and we didn't hate them all that much. Speaking of ewoks
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