Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[moseph.jartelli]

He's into bare feet. If she made a video showing a bare foot (feet) he'd drool all over himself.

An instant classic:

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[WhiskerBiscuit]

Patreon drops people for hate speech. Literally all one needs to do is link any of his videos against women or Christians and it would be shut down.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Can't parse this one, fam.

It's too stupid, too random, more of the same.

Lucas can't be a MICE-ogynist because he knows who Red Cortez is.

Etc. This one is really stupid, but Lucas wrote this little speech down in advance and he's super high on his own farts; his ego inflation at the service of his clearly deep insecurities is out of control.

He name drops Dan Eisenberg again.

 

[mothman96]

No Lucas, no one has to doubt what you are. You are a serpent with a forked tongue. A flaming psycho, A pedo sex predator, Narcissist, misogynist, misandrist,hypocrite, pathological liar,greedy, thief ( successful in scamming a woman out of over $400., and your recent failed attempt), violent, an abuser, etc.
Yea Lucas, if a girl denies you - you'll walk away. Not because it's the right thing to do, but because you fear. Fear of having the cops called on you and/or having your ass handed to you like when you got kicked in the mouth for creeping on a girl. Not because it's the right thing to do, Lucas -- it's fear.

I fear the day will come when your "urges/deranged desires" overcome your fear.

Yes, Lucas you have a black heart. As has already been said here, you have dead eyes. There is another saying -- the eyes are a window to the soul. There is only blackness behind your eyes. You don't have a redeeming bone in your body.

 

[Rogowski]

successful in scamming a woman out of over $400

he did what now?

 

[mothman96]

he did what now?

Back in a Lucas "reflection" when he was rooming with a guy named Cyril, Lucas said he was short on his part of the rent so he ran a scam on a lady and got her for $400. Since he was successful and got away with it, there be be more "scams" that haven't come to light.

 

[Da Dude123]

It looks like Patreon has already pulled Lucas's page. The portly Lucas Werner has yet another scheme to supplement his tugboat taken away from him. I bet he will quickly act like this whole thing never happened. Will we see a GoFundMe page next? "Help Lucas eat sushi and artisan pizza more often and buy board games that will never get played."

 

[mothman96]

It looks like Patreon has already pulled Lucas's page. The portly Lucas Werner has yet another scheme to supplement his tugboat taken away from him. I bet he will quickly act like this whole thing never happened. Will we see a GoFundMe page next? "Help Lucas eat sushi and artisan pizza more often and buy board games that will never get played."

Unfortunately his patreon is still there. I tried the link provided by Rogowski and it worked.

Now the greedy insane pedo wants $25 a month to see his insanity.

ETA:
Lucas is doing it again. Running the scam, now using his patreon. Give him $10,000. a mo. and he'll give $5000. to the homeless.

 

[drtoboggan]

If he's ever hungry he can wring out his hair and make a hearty broth. But who am I kidding? Fat boy will never go hungry.

 

[mothman96]

Oh man, I just clicked on the "show more levels":

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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Atleast he aims for the moon with those, 10k a month, he really has no clue about the value of money and what most ppl probably make a month.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Oh man, I just clicked on the "show more levels":

What a tool. First of all, most people don't have this kind of money to just give away. If they did, they could choose to help the homeless directly without involving Lucas.

No one wants a signed version of his crappy board games or the autograph of a crazy pedo. He is really truly out of touch with reality.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

Here we go with the scamming again, like hes ever going to do more than give the leftovers from his binge eating to underage homeless teens. His page should be reported. Hell be back to making public videos again soon, he literally cant STAND to be talking to just himself and no ones going to give him a monthly income. Sitting in your hovel screaming about agephobia and abusing your underdeveloped penis isnt a job.

 

[mothman96]

Greed/envy + age(older) + unmedicated schizo = new level of insanity.

 

[Hellvetika]

He’s selling memes at five dollars a month that he likes? Sooo other people’s content? Doubt that’s going to fly.

On the plus side, Lucas now intends to put no actual content out there unless you pay for it. No one ever has to hear about his sperm again! Success!

What an idiot.

 

[Rogowski]

How long before lucas craps this idea when nobody wants to pledge $25 a month to see his videos?

My Patreon Tiers - Videos Will Be Patreon Exclusive From Now On For $25 Per Month

Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: lucaswerner79

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[Bananasaurus rex]

If you have a link to videos where lucas has hate speech in his videos they can be linked and reported to patreon ✌

 

[Fattyroad]

He’s selling memes at five dollars a month that he likes? Sooo other people’s content? Doubt that’s going to fly.

On the plus side, Lucas now intends to put no actual content out there unless you pay for it. No one ever has to hear about his sperm again! Success!

What an idiot.

Probably means his own "memes", the pictures of his face with some text that makes no sense that he used to post before he started making videos.

 

[Hellvetika]

Probably means his own "memes", the pictures of his face with some text that makes no sense that he used to post before he started making videos.

I did not considered that, I think I was trying to block those out. He hasn’t posted any recently, just has been sharing stuff which is why I got the impression it was going to be random ones from the internet. Definitely not going to pay to find out

 

[Da Dude123]

So, Lucas claims in this video on his original YouTube account that he will only be posting his videos to Patreon. So, you will have to pay to see the Islamic content he posts. He will be back to posting videos on YouTube by the end of today most likely. I hope no one pays to hear him mooing about Telomeres and the oligarchy and how the government needs to give him more free stuff, and high-five for girl power!

My Patreon Tiers - Videos Will Be Patreon Exclusive From Now On For $25 Per Month

Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: lucaswerner79

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