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LOL. HRT had nothing to do with your boobs, Jake. Chalk them up to spending 16 hours a day Tweeting and hoovering Hot Pockets for 10 years.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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LOL. HRT had nothing to do with your boobs, Jake. Chalk them up to spending 16 hours a day Tweeting and hoovering Hot Pockets for 10 years.
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I was going to wait until an official obituary went up but seeing Jake is vague posting about this anyway and doesn't seem upset about it, I'll post it now.
Jake's grandmother has died.
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Jake's grandmother has died.
René Silinis - RIP Mother... 18 May 1938 - 24 Nov 2019 | Facebook
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I can hear our boy Jake rubbing his hands together waiting to get his hands on grammas dresses from here.
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“Hey, what’s with all these men who are obsessed with breasts? I mean, hey, I do talk about them quite a lot. Some would say, hey, you talk about them more than most men and certainly more and in greater detail than any woman. But hey, I am a woman, and basically asexual, so it’s not creepy. Why don’t you let me slide into your DMs and hey, we can talk about our breasts like us girls do. So... hi?”
RIP. Sorry your grandson was such a disappointment. Also sorry in advance for the way he’s going to either spin you as a horrific abuser or as the only member of his family who accepted him as a woman (donate pls).
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My money's on horrific abuser.
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This is how Googleshng aka Jake Alley felt about his "horrible witch" grandmother, I don't know how completely unrelated person Violet Hargrave feels though. (Credit to earlier posts from Hellfire and repentance.)
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Jake really takes after his grandma. It skips a generation sometimes.
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I don't know where you get that idea, look at how crazy this woman was:
"she's kinda burned all her bridges over the years. Basically she never leaves her house and insists people bring her food and money to live off ... otherwise is just paralyze with fear of every possible thing ever"
She made up clearly crazy plans that would fool no one:
"secretly keep living there while convincing her secret enemies that she's moved to another state"
And refused to change:
"that would not only involve actually leaving her house, but also accepting advice from someone"
Not to mention suspect motives:
"on whom she can use her feminine wiles to get them to run errands for her, or she's just intentionally sabotaging herself to get extra pity for herself"
"she's kinda burned all her bridges over the years. Basically she never leaves her house and insists people bring her food and money to live off ... otherwise is just paralyze with fear of every possible thing ever"
She made up clearly crazy plans that would fool no one:
"secretly keep living there while convincing her secret enemies that she's moved to another state"
And refused to change:
"that would not only involve actually leaving her house, but also accepting advice from someone"
Not to mention suspect motives:
"on whom she can use her feminine wiles to get them to run errands for her, or she's just intentionally sabotaging herself to get extra pity for herself"
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I'm sure jake will make this about him somehow. Bonus points if he makes it sound like nazis were somehow involved.
As to the boob thing... I don't know any straight guy obsessed with them the way Jake is. I know he's always projecting, but the way he does it in ONE sentence there ("why do men care so much about boobs? I'm gonna touch mine right now...") is impressive.
As to the boob thing... I don't know any straight guy obsessed with them the way Jake is. I know he's always projecting, but the way he does it in ONE sentence there ("why do men care so much about boobs? I'm gonna touch mine right now...") is impressive.
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Are these the stages of grief for gnomes?
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It amazes me that Jake never once looks at himself and thinks, “Wait, could I be a bad person?”
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I've started reading more of his tweets after I started to read one, then try to find another tweet in the chain that would make as much or maybe more sense than the intended order, defeating his excuse of writing an unreadable mess so people can't take it out of context.
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The talk of “feminine wiles” is interesting. Kind of reminiscent of the incel belief in “life on easy mode.” I wonder if this is the start of the process that led to his fake-trooning.
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Better get suicide prevention cat all warmed up when he gets called Jake at the reading of the will.
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Given how much of a self pitying and spiteful liar El Gnomio is, allow me to translate those posts into something resembling reality after stripping away the Jake Filter
- Jakes grandma asked him if he had any friends who needed somewhere to stay for a while -
- Jakes grandma is concerned about him and is trying to make polite conversation while he gorges himself on fast food in her living room -
- Jake's grandma likes to invite family over for dinner whenever possible and sometimes is away from the phone when Jake calls to demand more money to fund his NEET lifestyle. She is also worried about Jakes increasingly violent outbursts against her and is resisting his attempt to bully her into selling her house and moving into a home so he can live lavish as he thinks he deserves -
- Jake is straight up projecting in bitterness at his grandma having suggested he get therapy -
- Jakes grandma walked in on him furiously scouring her family heirloom cast iron skillet with bleach and a handful of barbed steel wool after his latest failed attempt to make deep fried milkyways, and angrily told him to leave the kitchen while she cleaned up his mess. Jake freaks out and hides in fear she will kill him (his standard reaction to most situations), claiming he needs to get somewhere safe before waddling out the front door. After 3 #$%@ing weeks of him just trashing his moms house setting up his filthy paranoia nest and doing nothing but eat all her food and play Runescape on her PC, making weird threats when his mom asks him to apologise to his grandma, she offers to take him to the nearest burger king to get something he can shove in his face, and he forces her to leave with him immidately to buy him his tendies -
- Jakes grandma is increasingly unnerved at Jake's insistance that he be allowed to wear her dresses and that she refer to him as a very professional female -
- Jake has some kind of crazy overeating disorder, and has already developed some nasty health and hygene problems, and will definitely kill himself if his grandma doesnt shut the fuck up about getting a job -
- Jake is angry his mother is not following the anonymous letters demands of mailing him her used panties -
- Jake is livid his grandma only saw fit to mortgage her house to fund his hentai and vidya addiction *after* comicon thus robbing him of the chance to buy premium tickets and then not even bother to show up, and has been daring to complain about him using her retirement funds to buy overpriced garbage while she gets forclosed on. -
- Jake threw a public tantrum at the Wendys worker who made his burger for crying about her husband dying the previous week and tried unsuccessfully to get her fired -
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"a whole playable race whose existence inherently suggests the hell out of there being a downright rampant issue of green-skinned monster people raping humans left and right"
Wow, Violet automatically assumes that no "human" would ever willingly have a relationship with an Orc (a black-coded fantasy race) and that consequently the existence of half orcs means orcs are prolific rapists? That's super problematic guys, I'm starting to think she's not a very good ally.
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It takes every bit of my conscious thought to resist rating your post autistic when you convey Jake's overblown, unreadable twitter rants. I don't understand how anyone actually follows him and has him unmuted (someone must because he occasionally gets likes). I have to assume it's some mutual troon thing.
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I've read this thread since it was about 200 pages and I can honestly say I could at least come up with some crazy rationalization that a theoretical crazy troon could use to look at what Jake tweets and hit 'like'.
This latest googleshng s beyond the pale, even at lowest of bars.
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Nevermind the fact that Paizo has in at least one instance aware of has a half-orc who's parents were in a loving relationship.
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I think most of the likes are reflexive. As we know, Violet is a poor oppressed trans woman, so gets literal oppression points on Twitter. And at the start, his rambles often appear to make sense to that crowd. They follow the thread for a bit, but drop off as following it becomes too much effort, so the likes decrease .