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i'm 100% certain that if his last stroke hadn't killed off his arm he wouldn't have revealed it to his audience as to not get a reaction out of those who would always comment on his shit diet
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Ira the Weatherman
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Jack isn't self-aware enough to think like that. Don't forget how he could've hidden his first stroke and still chose to draw attention to it, blaming it on caffeine or whatever. He's too stupid and delusional to seriously reconsider his lifestyle in general, preferring to ascribe his health problems to something relatively vestigial so he can continue pigging out mostly unabated.
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I've talked with several (5 if it matters) medics recently about Jack's diet and causes for strokes. Mind you, they are not dietitians, but medics that want to be in the medical field after their time in the military. They vary in age and rank from E-3 up to E-7.
Each one said that Jack's stroke was caused by blockage from a wildly poor diet. Sugar and energy drinks play a factor, but it isn't going to be the main cause.
Each one said that Jack's stroke was caused by blockage from a wildly poor diet. Sugar and energy drinks play a factor, but it isn't going to be the main cause.
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1. A can opener that a stroked-out fatass can use with one functional hand
2. A thermometer he can't ruin like the wireless ones he always ruins
3. An electric kettle so he can pour hot water over coffee, the caffeine in which he claims caused stroke one
4. A cheese grater he likes because he doesn't know how to use his cheese grater attachment for his stand mixer
5. Barbecue gloves that he can still use if he loses one because he has one hand
6. A long spatula he uses for delicately balancing huge hunks of meat and scraping stuck-on stuff off his Heritage Steel pans
7. Rachael Ray utensils with a hook on the side so he can latch it on the pan
8. An avocado tool so he can get even more fat in his salads on salad nights
9. Heritage Steel cookware that has seven layers of steel because layers are everything
10. A pressure cooker/air fryer combo from someone who hates air fryers
He should retitle the video "Top 10 kitchen tools a one-armed fatass like me can use"
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The only useful thing in Jack’s list is that long spatula. I used to use them when I used to work at an restaurant.
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Aaway
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new JOTG
we see a lot of tammy in this one
we see a lot of tammy in this one
salmonellajack
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Does she grunt "mmhhmm it's good" or do we get sparkling insight into the food
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Yeah I think strokes are caused by having a lot of deposits of low density cholesterol in your arteries and a high blood pressure/hypertension, and a lot of fat or triglycerides pumping through your veins--the blood pressure and shit pumping through your arteries can cause the low density deposits to break off and lodge somewhere else down the line. At least that's my layman's understanding of it.
He continues to eat the worst diet: high amounts of saturated fat, high amounts of salt and processed food, and he isnt eating anything that would promote lowering cholesterol.
You can be fat and never have a stroke, maybe just get diabetes or other obesity related issues, but those three all checked off seem to
greatly increase the chances (if you arent 80-ish and up where your health is already starting to wane.) The other fat people who dont have strokes at least seem to show some restraint and will eat a vegetable other than salad from time to time--which despite being a "youtube chef" the only vegetables Ive seen Jack eat are iceberg lettuce salads with boiled eggs and croutons and tons of cheese, bacon bits and actually swimming in dressing, even then he's never made anything like a salad at home, he always gets it while out at restaurants.
He could have been doing a "heres how to roast vegetables as a side for Thanksgiving" thing but he doesnt roast vegetables.
Religion is Dead
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As much as I hate doing this, the company that made that can opener is called VAT19. Mushbrain just decided right then and there that he needed to combine about 8 different sentences into one.
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They are like beasts
Why do they have to stick their tongues out??
Why do they have to stick their tongues out??
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they are fucking repulsive
and i have never seen anyone eat like that in my entire life. they are the only ones
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Because they're so gluttonous they need to taste the food as quickly as they can, no matter how fucking disgusting they look by doing this desperate horking.
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I've never heard of both spouses outgrowing their wedding rings, but here we are.
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LOL holy shit she wears a stretchy silicon ring too. Warning signs mean nothing to these two. They're just going to eat Ribs and Fried Chicken until their bodies explode.
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JackDavis
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12.24% on Pre tax
11.20% on Post tax
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How very christian. I would have pegged them for the fake $100 with bible verse types.
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shocked she left a tip considering its one of those places where you order up front and they call out your name/number when ready
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Honestly more than I was expecting to be honest; still a bit low given how the Scatalini Clan treats the staff, but better than I was expecting. I was expecting either 5% or the aforementioned booklet shit that dickhead fundies love doing.