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[AlphaChamaeleon]

You legitimately get off on women's pants? Are you a Transvestite? Usually guys are into Tits, Ass or snatch... But Jeans?!

For some reason it is the way that tight jeans match the shape of a women’s ass that arouses me.

Having lustful thoughts like that is not very christian in the eyes of the church.

I know and I do my best to repress the lustful thoughts. The times when I masturbated were during the times when I left the faith.

But that has less jeans... Our guy here is either a closeted tranny or is so sexually repressed pitches tent to women wearing blue jeans at church, that's why they had to take him out of choir...

@AlphaChamaeleon

When you were in the woods masturbating. What were you fantasizing about? Were you wearing jeans at the time? Do you ever wear ladies underwear?

I was 14, and don’t remember what I was specifically fantasizing about and don’t remember what I was wearing. I always wear men’s underwear.

I heard her looks went to shit post-preggo.

@AlphaChamaeleon Do you get aroused by women in jeans no matter the bodysize, or is it just attractive chicks in jeans?

Just attractive chicks in jeans.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

For some reason it is the way that tight jeans match the shape of a women’s ass that arouses me.

I know and I do my best to repress the lustful thoughts. The times when I masturbated were during the times when I left the faith.

I was 14, and don’t remember what I was specifically fantasizing about and don’t remember what I was wearing. I always wear men’s underwear.

Just attractive chicks in jeans.

Lame dude, you just like women. I wanna know the good shit! If you're going to be the new Quee of England i wanna know some cool shit about you. Do you have any weird sexual fantasies?
Weird fetishes? Just saying you like women in jeans is gay.
Are you an Ass, tit or snatch man?

 

[Unog]

For some reason it is the way that tight jeans match the shape of a women’s ass that arouses me.

I know and I do my best to repress the lustful thoughts. The times when I masturbated were during the times when I left the faith.

Just attractive chicks in jeans.

So you don't look at porn, and don't masturbate? Correct me if I'm wrong in these assumptions.

 

[AlphaChamaeleon]

Lame dude, you just like women. I wanna know the good shit! If you're going to be the new Quee of England i wanna know some cool shit about you. Do you have any weird sexual fantasies?
Weird fetishes? Just saying you like women in jeans is gay.
Are you an Ass, tit or snatch man?

Ass. That is why I find women’s jeans attractive as their tightness makes their asses stand out.

So you don't look at porn, and don't masturbate? Correct me if I'm wrong in these assumptions.

Correct.

 

[Unog]

Correct.

It's not a fetish, you're just really sensitive to it because you don't look at porn and you're backed up worse than a sink with 30 years of bacon grease being poured down it.

I can't imagine the kind of shit you must go through when you see an attractive woman in a swimsuit.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Ass. That is why I find women’s jeans attractive as their tightness makes their asses stand out.

Correct.

I promise I don't bite! Can you answer my question already, britfag?

I can't imagine the kind of shit you must go through when you see an attractive woman in a swimsuit.

Just imagine getting a boner in gym shorts but you're also socially retarded so you probably tell everyone about it for attention.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

@AlphaChamaeleon I'm going to need you to provide evidence that England is in fact real.

Thanks.

 

[Nobunaga]

@AlphaChamaeleon I'm going to need you to provide evidence that England is in fact real.

Thanks.

Posting cuckhold porn is aginst the rules pal

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

You legitimately get off on women's pants? Are you a Transvestite? Usually guys are into Tits, Ass or snatch... But Jeans?!

Can you fucking read, you illiterate nigger? He said he enjoys women in jeans.

I can't believe I'm defending a lolcow but fucks sake if you're going to jump on someone at least do the bare minimum due diligence to ensure you're not making yourself look stupid.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Can you fucking read, you illiterate nigger? He said he enjoys women in jeans.

I can't believe I'm defending a lolcow but fucks sake if you're going to jump on someone at least do the bare minimum due diligence to ensure you're not making yourself look stupid.

It's called trying to bait him big chutes. Maybe your reading comprehension is on point but youre ability to read between the lines and banter seems off there. Any further criticism you can take to me off thread so we don't derail from @AlphaChamaeleon s one man show lol

 

[Kenya Jones]

Can you fucking read, you illiterate nigger? He said he enjoys women in jeans.

I can't believe I'm defending a lolcow but fucks sake if you're going to jump on someone at least do the bare minimum due diligence to ensure you're not making yourself look stupid.

lmfao you're a retard

 

[AlphaChamaeleon]

It's not a fetish, you're just really sensitive to it because you don't look at porn and you're backed up worse than a sink with 30 years of bacon grease being poured down it.

I can't imagine the kind of shit you must go through when you see an attractive woman in a swimsuit.

I was aroused by women in jeans before my first conversion to Catholicism in 2017 that made me start abstaining from masturbating disproving your claim that it is repression. It is the damn sexual revolution that made me deviant. Women’s jeans have been sexualized as several jeans advertisements show women’s asses in jeans. Back in Middle School and High School, girls acted lewd in their jeans. I should have gone to a Catholic school with strict rules of conduct.

I promise I don't bite! Can you answer my question already, britfag?



Just imagine getting a boner in gym shorts but you're also socially exceptional so you probably tell everyone about it for attention.

I was trying to find the true legitimate monarch of England before Meagan Markle married into the family. She has nothing to do with it. I am fine with black people marrying into the royal family.

This is my current view on who the legitimate monarchs are.

I did more research in English history. In 1365, when the Pope demanded annual tribute since King John surrendered England to the Holy See, making the kingdom a papal fief, Edward III and parliament rejected the pope’s demand saying that King John’s surrender was invalid because it was done without the consent of parliament. The problem with that argument is that 1213 was before the Magna Carta which limited the king’s power and established the first parliament was signed. Therefore, King John had the authority to surrender his kingdom.

Therefore, I converted back to Catholicism. The Holy See which has authority over England has recognized King George III as king in 1792, making his line of succession legitimate.

I think that in the end times, the Pope will again demand that the government acknowledges his authority over Britain by paying annual tribute and having the Church of England rejoin the Catholic Church. If the government refuses, the Pope will call for a crusade against Britain to reassert his authority over England. I don’t know who this future Pope will be, but maybe I will be that future Pope.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

I was aroused by women in jeans before my first conversion to Catholicism in 2017 that made me start abstaining from masturbating disproving your claim that it is repression. It is the damn sexual revolution that made me deviant. Women’s jeans have been sexualized as several jeans advertisements show women’s asses in jeans. Back in Middle School and High School, girls acted lewd in their jeans. I should have went to a Catholic school with strict rules of conduct.

I was trying to find the true legitimate monarch of England before Meagan Markle married into the family. She has nothing to do with it. I am fine with black people marrying into the royal family.

This is my current view on who the legitimate monarchs are.

I dunno man, I get a real 'Can we go back to the good old (white) days' kind of vibe. How exactly would you go about changing monarch without, you know, removing all of the niggers at once .-.?

 

[Unog]

I was aroused by women in jeans before my first conversion to Catholicism in 2017 that made me start abstaining from masturbating disproving your claim that it is repression. It is the damn sexual revolution that made me deviant. Women’s jeans have been sexualized as several jeans advertisements show women’s asses in jeans. Back in Middle School and High School, girls acted lewd in their jeans. I should have gone to a Catholic school with strict rules of conduct.

So it really might be a kind of fetish for you then, though I doubt that it has nothing to do with that. You seem like the kind of guy who would've avoided pornography prior to your conversion, though again I'd be happy for you to correct me if I'm wrong about that.

The real point though is that even if it is a fetish it's not exactly a small one - there's a lot of dudes who really like chicks in jeans, though it's usually a preference for stuff like this.

 

[AlphaChamaeleon]

I dunno man, I get a real 'Can we go back to the good old (white) days' kind of vibe. How exactly would you go about changing monarch without, you know, removing all of the niggers at once .-.?

It’s more of going back to the good old Catholic days. The Catholic Church is a worldwide church which includes every race where “there is no Gentile or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.”

So it really might be a kind of fetish for you then, though I doubt that it has nothing to do with that. You seem like the kind of guy who would've avoided pornography prior to your conversion, though again I'd be happy for you to correct me if I'm wrong about that.

The real point though is that even if it is a fetish it's not exactly a small one - there's a lot of dudes who really like chicks in jeans, though it's usually a preference for stuff like this.

A major concern I have about my fetish is that it may interfere with engaging in normal vaginal sex with a future wife.

 

[Unog]

A major concern I have about my fetish is that it may interfere with engaging in normal vaginal sex with a future wife.

Nah man just cut a hole in em for access so you can fuck her while she's wearing them. Like the sheets that mormons use, but to keep a hard-on.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Man this thread is gold

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

It’s more of going back to the good old Catholic days. The Catholic Church is a worldwide church which includes every race where “there is no Gentile or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.”

Christ is all, and is in all huh? I believe you're not a racist, but now I'm really starting to get a 'diddle little timmy's fiddle' stink on your unkempt self

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Christ is found manifest in all things. From the monarchists to the anarchists to the thickest thighs squeezed into a tight pair of waist-high jeans, so much so that you'd think the ass would spill out if she taketh a single step.
Mm yes Christ is found in all things

 

[The Cunting Death]

Stop revealing personal info about yourself