Porn and Porncows

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I don't know who any of these chicks are.

Apparently the NY Post was involved, so whoever made that image included 'newsworthy' porn whores who noone in their right mind wants to see or have sex with- like Stormy Daniels.
https://pagesix.com/2013/03/11/porn-stars-before-and-after-their-cosmetic-makeovers/#30

 

[Slimy Time]

Apparently the NY Post was involved, so whoever made that image included 'newsworthy' porn whores who noone in their right mind wants to see or have sex with- like Stormy Daniels.
https://pagesix.com/2013/03/11/porn-stars-before-and-after-their-cosmetic-makeovers/#30

Some of them look just fine without any makeup, but damn do many of them look rough without it on. Hiding acne and spots and the like.

 

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Some of them look just fine without any makeup, but damn do many of them look rough without it on. Hiding acne and spots and the like.

If California legislators wanted to really signal against exploitative practices in the porn industry, they'd just bring in mandatory drug testing in porn. I mean, you shouldn't really be making a decision that could screw up the rest of your llife (admittedly, by the time most of these women are strung out on meth, dehydrated, not sleeping, picking at their skin constantly they've already shot enough scenes to ruin their lives) while drunk or high, right?

 

[Sam Losco]

Some of them look just fine without any makeup, but damn do many of them look rough without it on. Hiding acne and spots and the like.

Yeah a few look good without too, most look better with, but a few look bad with and without it.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Some of them look just fine without any makeup, but damn do many of them look rough without it on. Hiding acne and spots and the like.

Yeah, they're probably taking the no-makeup pics under the same lighting that they're taking the makeup ones, so it's gonna make every blemish and lil bit o' ugliness stand out even more. I can only imagine too, that the porn makeup must be almost as unhealthy to their skin, as the porn cocks are to their genitals

Yeah a few look good without too, most look better with, but a few look bad with and without it.

The worst look of all, way beyond any natural or makeup-induced ugly, is the quirky, fatgirl hat pinned to the pink hair.
There should be some new fashion rules, like those horrors should only accessorize with the most extra large sizes of outfit, and also, that the only little hats that one should see being worn like that in porn are the ones on the heads of the guys behind the scenes

 

[Syaoran Li]

I've been feeling a bit nostalgic about the old campy Skinemax softcore flicks of the 90's and 2000's again, and it's got me thinking about something.

You ever think we might see someone make a new film in that style as some sort of direct-to-streaming/direct-to-DVD release? It sounds kind of dumb, but other niche genres of cinema have had small comebacks because of nostalgia, as seen with The Asylum's revival of mockbusters and giant monster movies or Eli Roth dusting off the cannibal film with his Green Inferno movie.

Given how popular a lot of those softcore cable movies were with horny teens back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if we see some guy make a new one as a nostalgic passion project. Given that these movies were often made on a very low budget, it wouldn't be too difficult.

The thing about those movies was that they would often include both hardcore porn stars and actresses who exclusively did softcore films such as Christine Nguyen, Misty Mundae, and Beverly Lynne (although I think Lynne eventually did a hardcore video "for the fans" a few years ago)

 

[Higgins]

I've been feeling a bit nostalgic about the old campy Skinemax softcore flicks of the 90's and 2000's again, and it's got me thinking about something.

You ever think we might see someone make a new film in that style as some sort of direct-to-streaming/direct-to-DVD release? It sounds kind of dumb, but other niche genres of cinema have had small comebacks because of nostalgia, as seen with The Asylum's revival of mockbusters and giant monster movies or Eli Roth dusting off the cannibal film with his Green Inferno movie.

Given how popular a lot of those softcore cable movies were with horny teens back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if we see some guy make a new one as a nostalgic passion project. Given that these movies were often made on a very low budget, it wouldn't be too difficult.

The thing about those movies was that they would often include both hardcore porn stars and actresses who exclusively did softcore films such as Christine Nguyen, Misty Mundae, and Beverly Lynne (although I think Lynne eventually did a hardcore video "for the fans" a few years ago)

I think we pushed the proverbial Overton window on that. Kinks and fetishes have gotten so much extreme and degenerate over the years that I can't see a market for it. Softcore made more sense in the pre-internet days where your options were nudie mags and VOD.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I've been feeling a bit nostalgic about the old campy Skinemax softcore flicks of the 90's and 2000's again, and it's got me thinking about something.

You ever think we might see someone make a new film in that style as some sort of direct-to-streaming/direct-to-DVD release? It sounds kind of dumb, but other niche genres of cinema have had small comebacks because of nostalgia, as seen with The Asylum's revival of mockbusters and giant monster movies or Eli Roth dusting off the cannibal film with his Green Inferno movie.

Given how popular a lot of those softcore cable movies were with horny teens back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if we see some guy make a new one as a nostalgic passion project. Given that these movies were often made on a very low budget, it wouldn't be too difficult.

The thing about those movies was that they would often include both hardcore porn stars and actresses who exclusively did softcore films such as Christine Nguyen, Misty Mundae, and Beverly Lynne (although I think Lynne eventually did a hardcore video "for the fans" a few years ago)

I'm not sure what you mean but I think it's possible, there is no slightly respectable sleaze that is fun anymore. People like Andy Sidaris and Russ Meyers have kind of been replaced by things like Game of Thrones when it comes to unnecessary and gratuitous nudity. Maybe big titty anime games have filled that position as well?

The biggest problem would be the talent gap if going by the quality of direct-to-dvd horror. Sidaris and Meyers did not make great movies but they at least made something that looked like movies.

 

[snailslime]

the females are cute, the males are always fugly. that's why i only watch hentai.

 

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the females are cute, the males are always fugly. that's why i only watch hentai.

Because you watch porn for the males?

 

[snailslime]

Because you watch porn for the males?

i mean, i'm mostly straight so i'd like the guys to be at least a little bit attractive

 

[AnOminous]

i mean, i'm mostly straight so i'd like the guys to be at least a little bit attractive

If you watch porn with males in it you are either gay or a cuck, because you are either watching it for the males, or because you want to watch another dude penetrate some chick you want to fuck while you masturbate.

Just kidding. Actually it makes you not just a cuck, but a gay cuck.

 

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If you watch porn with males in it you are either gay or a cuck, because you are either watching it for the males, or because you want to watch another dude penetrate some chick you want to fuck while you masturbate.

Just kidding. Actually it makes you not just a cuck, but a gay cuck.

I believe this person uses her/hers pronouns, despite the anime avatar. I think they make some stuff that fits this description (twinks fucking moderately attractive women) for gay dudes, so that is probably the right way to go.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I believe this person uses her/hers pronouns, despite the anime avatar. I think they make some stuff that fits this description (twinks fucking moderately attractive women) for gay dudes, so that is probably the right way to go.

If the poster is a woman and is into women and a dude is there with his sweaty ball sack and asshole it makes it twice as a gay and cucky.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've been feeling a bit nostalgic about the old campy Skinemax softcore flicks of the 90's and 2000's again, and it's got me thinking about something.

You ever think we might see someone make a new film in that style as some sort of direct-to-streaming/direct-to-DVD release? It sounds kind of dumb, but other niche genres of cinema have had small comebacks because of nostalgia, as seen with The Asylum's revival of mockbusters and giant monster movies or Eli Roth dusting off the cannibal film with his Green Inferno movie.

Given how popular a lot of those softcore cable movies were with horny teens back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if we see some guy make a new one as a nostalgic passion project. Given that these movies were often made on a very low budget, it wouldn't be too difficult.

The thing about those movies was that they would often include both hardcore porn stars and actresses who exclusively did softcore films such as Christine Nguyen, Misty Mundae, and Beverly Lynne (although I think Lynne eventually did a hardcore video "for the fans" a few years ago)

I think the problem is that with a few exceptions, the nudity was pretty much all these movies had going for them. Strip (heh) that out and you’ve basically got a soap opera.

There are other genres that I think have more promise. Russ Meyer was mentioned above - I actually think his brand of exploitation smut had some cinematic worth, in that his camera work and editing were unique. Plus a lot of his movies are utterly bizarre. Something like that with a “what the fuck am I watching?” factor could get a cult following.

A genre I have a lot of misplaced affection for is the 70s British sex comedy. Hardcore porn was illegal at the time, so instead studios made these zero-budget comedy films with as much nudity as possible. The plots were thin, the actors couldn’t act and the jokes weren’t funny. They’re kind of tragic, often made by and starring has-beens and failures, and ultimately the whole thing is pointless because all anyone watched them for was tits. I remember one that had a musical number in the middle for no reason other than the director wanted to direct musicals. SPOILER: he died of alcoholism a few years later.

 

[Big Nasty]

A genre I have a lot of misplaced affection for is the 70s British sex comedy.

The softcore sex comedy genre was primarily a hit in Denmark and Germany. The attitude there was not as desperate as that in Britain, so they probably did a better effort thanks to that. They're still tacky and cheesy though.

Sweden even managed to pull off a sex comedy starring lesser A-listers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lustful_Vicar

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The softcore sex comedy genre was primarily a hit in Denmark and Germany. The attitude there was not as desperate as that in Britain, so they probably did a better effort thanks to that. They're still tacky and cheesy though.

Sweden even managed to pull off a sex comedy starring lesser A-listers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lustful_Vicar

Interesting.

 

[Big Nasty]

Interesting.
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Agree, I have no idea what that is supposed to mean. In the Swedish Film Database, Isedal is listed as playing "Man in Doorway".

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The softcore sex comedy genre was primarily a hit in Denmark and Germany. The attitude there was not as desperate as that in Britain, so they probably did a better effort thanks to that. They're still tacky and cheesy though.

Sweden even managed to pull off a sex comedy starring lesser A-listers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lustful_Vicar

Israel also had some of that going on. Lemon Popsicle was made by one of the people that later bought Cannon and it got seven sequels.

Cannon later produced or released movies like Salome, Bolero(Bo Derek Naked: The Movie), The Naked Cage(a women in prison movie) alongside Highlander, Death Wish and wholesome Chuck Norris action movies, that's some range, Disney won't ever release a women in prison movie. At least until their crazy Frozen fanbase gets old enough to run the company and put their fan fiction into production.

There's a good documentary about Cannon and the people involved, "Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films", named so because they also made the Breakin' movies.

 

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Here's a hilarious porn story from about 6 years back.

Bang Bros shot videos featuring at least three underage girls, including at least two 15 year olds. One of the latter appeared in at least six videos before a good samaritan informed her uncle about what was going on.

She also ended up hooking up with a gay for pay Bang Bros employee and stripper at gay strip clubs who went by 'Champ', who was later accused of murdering a closeted millionaire he was doing a private dance for at his home, but skated because the DNA evidence found linking him to the crime was not found on the murder weapon. He had some pretty funny theories about how his DNA turned up at the crime scene.

As for the murder, Snavely won't say whether he ever met Del Brocco. But he offers several other scenarios, starting with the suggestion that one of Del Brocco's employees killed the old man for his money. As for how his DNA could have ended up at the crime scene, Snavely points to the $25,000 reward for Del Brocco's killer. A rival porn star could have stolen his semen from a porn shoot and put it at the Pompano Beach apartment, he says. Or the drug-dealing husband of a woman Snavely was seeing could have set him up.

Despite both Florida and federal laws not allowing the child pornographers at Bang Bros to make the excuse that they didn't know the two were using fake ids, noone from owner Jeffrey Greenberg on down was prosecuted- I guess they were the wrong kind of people to prosecute. As Mike Miller of the Miami New Times pointed out, this was an interesting contrast to how (WASP) adult entrepreneur Leroy Griffith's business was treated after his employees failed to properly ensure that every single one of the strippers at his business was of age.

Champ wasn't the only Greenberg employee to get his hands a little dirty around this time.

When Snavely joined Dancing Bear sometime in 2010, he was a prized recruit. But he wasn't the only stud in the studio's stable.

Among the other porn stars -- paid $500 per day to dress up in a furry bear suit, strip off said suit, and have sex with whatever women they see -- was a 27-year-old bisexual British DJ named Jason Andrews. The competition made for a turgid atmosphere on set.

"Between the five of us, it could get kind of aggressive," says a performer we'll call Sam (He asked that New Times not use his real name).

One morning in May of 2010, Andrews didn't show up for work. It was only the next day that Snavely, Sam, and the other performers learned that Andrews had been arrested for murder.

Authorities accused Anthony and his porn star girlfriend Amanda Logue, AKA Sunny Dae, of plotting to kill a Tampa tattoo artist named Dennis 'Scooter' Abrahamsen.

Abrahamsen hired Logue for a sex party, during which Logue and Andrews exchanged text messages planning the attack. The two waited until the other guests at the party left. Logue got Abrahamsen to have sex with him, while Andrews waited outside.

"I'm so glad you're really commited (sic) to this take. Keep eyes for a knife, etc (sic) for me!" Andrews texted her.

"I'm fucking exited (sic) ... I want to fuck after we kill hum (sic)," replied Logue.

The day after the murder, Andrews was back on the Dancing Bear set as if nothing happened.

"We were doing our thing, about to get blowjobs from a room full of women," says Sam. "Man, [Andrews] came to work the next day and was joking with us just like usual. That dude's a stone-cold killer."

It was only later, when Andrews and Logue were arrested, that Sam discovered his co-star's dark secret.

Best part? The murder weapon. A literal sledgehammer.