11/29: Sockness takes his ball and goes home - Tards out on Chris and refuses him permission to use his lore in the card game

So which route appeals more, Sockness fucking Chris literally or monetarily?
Literally. I'd rather that than Idea Guy 2.0. Plus, there's always the chance Chris will claim he's pregnant with his prophesied daughter.
As :optimistic: as it sounds, I honest to god hope this goes on enough to push Chris over the edge and stop talking to Sockness entirely. I might dislike Chris but I really don't want to see him end up getting raped by Sockness or something at BABSCon because of his warped view on copyrights.
Maybe Chris gets raped, maybe not. But I want this to play out to some kind of conclusion, instead of Chris simply cutting contact. This is the funniest shit he's produced in years, and lest you forget the point of the Farms, we're here to laugh at the stupidity people like Chris engage in.

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I want a lawsuit to actually be filed, just to see how far Chris's defense of "my experience cannot be copyrighted" can take it.

Also, if Chris' experience cannot be copyrighted, that would mean Chris himself cannot own copyright of it. That means everyone else can draw their own comics of the same story to sell for profit. I wonder what would happen if Chris realizes that.

THIS is a seriously good point. I think this would be an actually funny and worthwhile troll and any w.eens that may be stroking themselves and lurking here should take note. I don’t want to sound like I’m promoting trolling (especially not by Kiwi’s), but w.eens are gonna w.een and I wish they’d at least live up to their name and actually WIN by doing something like this instead of pulling out the bent pin and lobbing julay grenades on Twitter or whatever it is those w.eens are up to these days.
 
This to me seems more manipulative and controlling on Cockless' part. Like he's starting a conflict he can try to nag and guilt trip Chris about. And then he can suggest all will be forgiven if buttsex is achieved. "It's not over until BABScon."
You mean, Chris is finally getting karma for pestering all those women. This is not interesting at all. If I wanted to see a more more interesting tard fight, I'd watch the view.
 
This is the saga I'm most looking forward to. Or maybe it'll be one of those "I have morning sickness because I'm pregnant in C-197" things
I don't think Chris knows about pregnancy beyond "woman's stomach swells for a few months then out pops the baby."
On the other hand, he may start claiming it's a pregnancy, not a sagging gut.
 
I don't think Chris knows about pregnancy beyond "woman's stomach swells for a few months then out pops the baby."
On the other hand, he may start claiming it's a pregnancy, not a sagging gut.
Can you imagine Chris dragging Barbarella to the baby shower, only for Chris to start "crowning" and stain his panties with crap.
 
Depending on how Chris is sending these out, Sockness might not have any realistic recourse. Companies roll over for copyright complaints everyday. So if when someone orders a deck, Chris goes to the printer's website, puts in an order and has it sent directly to the person's house, then Sockness knows he can just go complain to the printer.

But if Chris has it printed and sent to his house, and then mails it out from his house, then all Sockness can do is screech at Chris. In that case, Sockness would have to actually find a lawyer, pay them a retainer, and actually pursue this in court. He can't afford that.
 
I don't think Chris knows about pregnancy beyond "woman's stomach swells for a few months then out pops the baby."
On the other hand, he may start claiming it's a pregnancy, not a sagging gut.

He'd have to have Sockass cum in his bum first, and It dosen't look like that's going to happen now.

Strangely, I find that I am equal parts relieved and disappointed.
 
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