Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[mrspotatohead]

I'm sure part of her desire to be addicted is to keep herself as thin as she can. It's not even about her personally at this point. Most women will do a lot to lose weight, and it's at least a positive side effect in her eyes (even if it's not working particularly well).

 

[Tard Repository]

You're obviously quite good at managing emotion and good at critical and logical thinking, those traits are brilliant, it's just some people are more sensitive and end up doing stupid things. The medical side of it is a real issue though, prescription opiates, some people are unaware of the withdrawal they will get. Just normal folk.

Why are we even having this debate? we are derailing slightly.

I definitely agree about the prevalence of prescription opiates and the ease at which people can get them being part of the problem at large. I mainly brought it up because it's a bit hard for me to sympathize with/understand people who (most of the time) make a conscious decision to subject themselves to a fate that's basically worse than death. But you're right about the derailment and I digress.

I'm sure part of her desire to be addicted is to keep herself as thin as she can. It's not even about her personally at this point. Most women will do a lot to lose weight, and it's at least a positive side effect in her eyes (even if it's not working particularly well).

I'm sure it's been discussed already in the thread, but meth is generally the way to go if she wants to lose weight. It's not as ~aesthetic~ and it rots your teeth a little bit quicker, though.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I definitely agree about the prevalence of prescription opiates and the ease at which people can get them being part of the problem at large. I mainly brought it up because it's a bit hard for me to sympathize with/understand people who (most of the time) make a conscious decision to subject themselves to a fate that's basically worse than death. But you're right about the derailment and I digress.



I'm sure it's been discussed already in the thread, but meth is generally the way to go if she wants to lose weight. It's not as ~aesthetic~ and it rots your teeth a little bit quicker, though.

if she wanted to lose weight she could have easily done cocaine! Not only will the pounds fly away you'll also get some sweet ass cheek bones as well!

 

[Azafran90]

I'm sure part of her desire to be addicted is to keep herself as thin as she can. It's not even about her personally at this point. Most women will do a lot to lose weight, and it's at least a positive side effect in her eyes (even if it's not working particularly well).

Whatever happened to tejocote root?

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[theriddler3]

Whatever happened to tejocote root?
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You really captured her essence here

 

[FramerGirl420]

Whatever happened to tejocote root?
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Well I know what I'm thankful for today...

This is the fucking best her tits have ever looked. I'm dying

 

[Sofishticated]

I felt our wooden statue needed to be included.
I can’t even imagine what filth and diseases would be present in their place of residence at this age, the hello kitty graveyard would have probably eroded due to the toxic fumes coming off tuna. Poor poor toys, gone from plush to mush.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I wanted to get in on the action but I’m also lazy. And somewhat drunk. So this is the best I could muster for now. I lost interest before I could add her shitty tattoos. I apologize for that...but I also don’t mean that apology.

Spoiler

 

[mrspotatohead]

if she wanted to lose weight she could have easily done cocaine! Not only will the pounds fly away you'll also get some sweet ass cheek bones as well!

sure she could, but it's called heroin chic, not cocaine chic, right?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

sure she could, but it's called heroin chic, not cocaine chic, right?

But heroin is how she got to where she is though. Coke'll give you the body of a super model.

 

[Oscar Wilde]

But heroin is how she got to where she is though. Coke'll give you the body of a super model.

Coke does give you those real nice cheek bones, but I believe heroin is still the drug of choice for industry models. A few I know are either hooked on heroin or transitioning over to ketamine. I'd love to see a k saga for Luna. Demonic hallucinations and conspiracy theories galore.

 

[AnOminous]

Coke does give you those real nice cheek bones, but I believe heroin is still the drug of choice for industry models.

I blame Nico for heroin chic.

 

[Montage]

Cocaine is way too expensive for our poor Luna, she’d try sell herself twice as hard for it. I guess she’ll just keep mething around instead.

 

[Cat Flatulence]

NOT Luna. Defo not, OnlyFans being mentioned in both and Luna knowing about it and retweeting it is coincidence, you guiz.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

. It's not as ~aesthetic~ and it rots your teeth a little bit quicker, though

It doesn't as long as you keep on top of your oral hygiene. It's the ampthetamine drymouth and lack of cleaning that gets you, not the meth itself.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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NOT Luna. Defo not, OnlyFans being mentioned in both and Luna knowing about it and retweeting it is coincidence, you guiz.

Word of advice Luna Squalor: if you are going to pretend to not be you on a website that's shit talking you, try adopting a different writing style. Which means no overuse of fucking punctuation for no real reason and don't use that tarded crying/laughing emoji cause it emphasizes how fucktarded you are, you smack addicted skank of stench.

 

[murgatroid]

Visual representation of Lunas sock account @bitchisaidno :

Bitch we can see your dirty ass. Worst sock account in history.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I just started wondering about Luna's Thanksgiving and gave myself a case of the sads. I'm sure it was just another degrading, sloth-filled day of nod-outs and dirty surroundings. And Lurch, of course.

 

[Sofishticated]

Visual representation of Lunas sock account @bitchisaidno :

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Bitch we can see your dirty ass. Worst sock account in history.

We haven’t seen @bitchisaidno since we called her out, that with all the evidence we have collected points to one thing, it’s 99% Tuna but only time will tell.

Also she’s begging for more hideous clothes again, and deems it as highly IMPORTANT, seems like the lack of money during the Black Friday sales has given her a strong case of THE SAD, also I know you need to look normal Luna but if you stay on your current path I honestly believe you never will.
Fortunately she’s had some pills to help her through the SAD, and is going on yet another pro sex worker rant despite not being able to find any of that work herself yet, as the weekend approaches I can only wonder what our Areola princess will get up to, will she be sent an outfit? (Probably not) Will she sell another degrading video? (highly unlikely) Will she post a couple of Questionable pictures and write a few uwu, woe is me statuses (almost a 100% guarantee) tune in tomorrow to find out.
Edit: since posting the Ol’ gal has felt bad about the warfare between herself and the breadwinner of the household, whilst you go and reflect on your mothers bed, she who spawned you will have to sleep on the sofa contemplating whether or not the sacrifice she made for yours and Lurch’s accommodation was worth it.

 

[John Webster]

This week has shown very little of the usual social media activity from our favourite hell princess, with only a single new Tumblr update from today. If only we understood the trials and tribulations facing her. If only we knew how she tries and tries, and to no avail.
Yes, Luna. This world is so lucky to have you in it.

Questions are floating about and minds are scrambling calculatingly to determine whether @bitchisaidno could truly be the areola angel, herself. But as @Sofishticated has suggested: only time will tell.