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FUCK THAT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY
"This is the Kroger's version of Walmart's chicken dipping sauce."
You fucking faggot. How you gonna say it's they're a ripoff version of another store's ripoff version.
He talks about the Walmart brand version like it's always sold out. You know where Chick Fil A sauce won't be sold out? At Chick Fil A. You can just go there and get a tub of it no problem. Might be a tiny bit more expensive, but at least you're supporting the real innovators instead of fucking Walmart.
MayoChup, which is Mayo and Ketchup, both things we all are familiar with and have tasted together countless numbers of times, he calls it "Thousand Island without the relish" which is about 100x more abstract in comparison. \
He tells a story about how he would market his sauces (BBQ mind you). He started off with steak with sauce on it, but changed to hamburger because it got too expensive. Hamburger was still too expensive and decided to just let their customers drink it straight instead and that lead to the most sales.
He says seasoning and sauce are the most important things when cooking. If you think this, you have the palette of a fucking child. The ingredients are the most important thing. Give me good quality proteins and fresh vegetables with salt and pepper over an overcooked chicken breast with chick fil a sauce and canned vegetables with mayochup any day.
Jack sings a little playful ditty here. "Let me pop this open here.. doot doot dootdootdootdoot doot.. and it pops open!"
"It smells like Chick Fil A sauce, I don't know if it is." Nigga did you buy it from Chick Fil A? Does the fucking label say Kroger's? Then it's not Chick Fil A sauce.
He says it's always sold out at Chick Fil A, and they want you to pay for it! You might as well pay for it at Walmart. What's with this dude constantly shilling walmart. Both places make you pay for sauce, so you might as well buy it from Walmart instead?
Jack smells the Mayochup twice unironically then goes on a rant about how weird it is that people smelled sauces before tasting them. That's one of the least weird things you can ever do with food. How something smells affects how it tastes you neanderthal. "Yeah tastes like Thousand Island........ with no relish." So contrived.
Look how thick and viscous that catchup is. The way it comes out of the bottle "is just like catchup" says Jack. Thanks!
Jack also describes how it looks as "ewww". Always a good descriptor when talking about food.