"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Coldgrip]

The wedding photographs will be fantastic. Phil standing on his own with a goofy grin on his face, trying to remember why he’s there.

With both his eyes looking in different directions.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Will Toren officiate?

*hic* I know pur-pruh-por... prooooo-nounsh you wife and, uhh.. wife *hic*

 

[Positron]

So Phil already forgot he is supposed to be a deerfucker?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

So Phil already forgot he is supposed to be a deerfucker?

I’m sure Phil is now going to tell us Xochi is a deer

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So Phil already forgot he is supposed to be a deerfucker?

Phil's brain operates like a slow moving carousel, the fury thing will make it way back to the forefront of his mind eventually

 

[Coldgrip]

*hic* I know pur-pruh-por... prooooo-nounsh you wife and, uhh.. wife *hic*

Nah, Jon wouldn't go unless Phil funded a set of fake tiddies for him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

*hic* I know pur-pruh-por... prooooo-nounsh you wife and, uhh.. wife *hic*

(Spots attractive waiter) “Oh gosh! I’m gay! Hashtag analrips!” (Vomits)

So Phil already forgot he is supposed to be a deerfucker?

It didn’t get him asspats and we laughed at him, so he probably dropped it.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It didn’t get him asspats and we laughed at him, so he probably dropped it.

I wish he'd kept going with the cervine furry thing. I'd *love* to see Phil's fursona, fucking thing would probably have spray glands like a skunk but it sprays tear gas.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wish he'd kept going with the cervine furry thing. I'd *love* to see Phil's fursona, fucking thing would probably have spray glands like a skunk but it sprays tear gas.

It would be called Bumbi.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It would be called Bumbi.

Poodolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Poodolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer.

“And if you ever smelled him/You’d demand to use the hose.”

 

[SpaceAce]

Fucking lol, only took him a year and a half to remember he’s supposed to be engaged to his imaginary friend. Dumbass.

More likely, he’s gonna sperg over a new headmate and Xochi will have a sudden stroke or something. Maybe Phil will think that being widowed by the sudden passing of his imaginary friend will get him some asspats

He also seems to have completely forgotten his vow to solve the murder of his beloved dog-god-cop-alter from ages and ages ago (probably because even the most retarded of adults can't bring themselves to fake sympathy over the death of an imaginary friend) but if Xochi is the second head-god to kick it before the wedding, maybe we'll finally get the big reveal of Jingles the Serial Killer.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder if hes forgotten that he claimed gamergate tried to do a drive by shooting targeting him and he hid behind a stop sign and then bought his airsoft ak afterwards

 

[The Un-Clit]

I wonder if hes forgotten that he claimed gamergate tried to do a drive by shooting targeting him and he hid behind a stop sign and then bought his airsoft ak afterwards

Well I am sure he remembers now after this!

Incoming post reminding everyone of the 11 years of organized cyberstalking by GamerGate Nazi Incels at KiwiFarms who have tried to kill me multiple times including a driveby when he was bravely out bashing the fash!
(p.s. financial solidarity requested! That pizza's not gonna buy itself!)

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I wonder if hes forgotten that he claimed gamergate tried to do a drive by shooting targeting him and he hid behind a stop sign and then bought his airsoft ak afterwards

I wonder if he's forgotten than he claimed he beat up his disabled mother over an argument about Naruto cosplay?

Wait...

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But Phil, you don't have a boss

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

But Phil, you don't have a boss
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And libertarian socialist is an oxymoron. Once again, Phil shits out things that he doesn't and will never understand or experience.

 

[Adamska]

But Phil, you don't have a boss
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You have to get a job first fatty.

 

[Alex Krycek]

But Phil, you don't have a boss
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Libertarian Socialism is on the opposite end of the Left spectrum from your once loved Maoism. Also I thought you were an Anarcho Communist? Somebody isn’t as Radical in Antifa, you reactionary scumbag.

 

[JY's Tampon]