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The stupidity of this post is really astonishing for many reasons.

But I love the insanity of him predicting the divorce, immigration attorney dropping Ashlii’s case, immediate deportation and full custody of his daughter all from just from just having an initial meeting with a lawyer on Monday.

Whew. Lowtax is high as fuck.
 
I kinda look forward to how this will play out. I cant see lowtax passing up the chance to E beg wow is me shit. But to do it he ll have to address the situtation and I can see goons posting those screen caps.
 
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The stupidity of this post is really astonishing for many reasons.

But I love the insanity of him predicting the divorce, immigration attorney dropping Ashlii’s case, immediate deportation and full custody of his daughter all from just from just having an initial meeting with a lawyer on Monday.

Whew. Lowtax is high as fuck.

Wouldn’t surprise me that his new girlfriend is supplying him cocaine. He’s a dumbass but he’s acting like he’s invincible, classic coke behavior.
 
I like how he doesn't show the slightest bit of actual concern for his daughter, as she is supposedly kidnapped by her deranged mother.

I'm sure that as the judge looks upon his history and is witness to how wonderful a father and generally stable person he is, he'll grant him full custody on the spot.
Maybe they can bring in Shmorky as a character witness.
 
I like how he doesn't show the slightest bit of actual concern for his daughter, as she is supposedly kidnapped by her deranged mother.

I'm sure that as the judge looks upon his history and is witness to how wonderful a father and generally stable person he is, he'll grant him full custody on the spot.
Maybe they can bring in Shmorky as a character witness.

I know that will never happen but god I wish it would and that it would be open to the public. Shmorky's behavior and cartoonish voice would turn the trial into Phoenix Wright levels of ludicrous.
 
Missed opportunities for Lowtax to dig himself even deeper.
No, he quite obviously wanted to fuck her after she fixed up her teeth.


E: more on SS but lol @ HEYYYY SO I SAW SOME PICS OF YOU FLOATING AROUND, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF THAT HAPPENED GLAD U GOT THERAPY N MEDS HEH ANYWAYS, WE SHOULD TALK MORE AT 12 AM
 
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No, he quite obviously wanted to fuck her after she fixed up her teeth.


E: more on SS but lol @ HEYYYY SO I SAW SOME PICS OF YOU FLOATING AROUND, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF THAT HAPPENED GLAD U GOT THERAPY N MEDS HEH ANYWAYS, WE SHOULD TALK MORE AT 12 AM
Yeah, she started using Chaturbate for a while and while she's definitely not a 10 she cleans up well enough to put herself on display, he definitely wanted to take that bait. It was more than just "some pics floating around"
 

This will be a good week for my daughter, because all kids take it really well when parents frequently fight and divorce.

It will be even better for her because her dad doesn't have a real job, no future growth, huge medical bills, no medial insurance, goes on "business trips" inside young mormon pussy, and will be staring down the barrel of another alimony payment, if he's even allowed custody.

As usual, Lowtax is retarted. On what planet does anyone in America think a woman will be treated badly in divorce court, or a Canadian treated badly by immigration lawyers? What planet does this nigga live on, even if Ashli was the one who broke Lowtax's back, Bane Style, it still probably wouldn't be held against her that hard in divorce/custody court.
 
Yeah exactly, women do have the better cards in divorce court and even from what little verified information we have, we know Lowtax is basically a deadbeat who ran off to some young girl in another state for a month apparently having no qualms of leaving the children alone with his "crazy, dangerous" wife, then he posted his legal revenge fanfiction for all to see on facebook. Even ignoring the leaks completly, I'm sure this will come up in court and will not look good for him. I'm also pretty sure, leaks or not, that Ashliiiiiiiii has more shit on him too. She's been entirely quiet while he keeps spazzing out all over the internet. I'm pretty sure she's prepared for what is coming while he is not.
 
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