Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Bryan Dunn]

Wild speculation that somebody snickering at how much you haven't changed is of all people Fred, who in a fit of paranoia you see around every corner.
Further proof that you've not changed.
Damn dude move past the SoK you're so hung up on it.

Not paranoid alog. You are either Boon, TXT, or Fred. All your past history posts point to it and all your personal info/misinfo and opinions in Ross's thread, DSPs thread and here point to it. It doesnt matter either way. All 3 of those individuals are way more pathetic then ill ever be Mr. Door sounds

 

[An Avenging Bird]

All 3 of those individuals are way more pathetic then ill ever be Mr. Door sounds

Your 297 page thread suggests otherwise.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Also all you guys do in my thread is talk about

- my dick
- ask for my outline or dick pic
- ask if ill have sex with you
- who would I have sex with
- larp about gay fantasies
- talk about danny
- overly hypothesis (autism) about theories on what's truth and whats not. Since most is bullshit or jokes, revert to more gay talks


You guys are just a bunch of feminine gay boys at a bar.

 

[instythot]

Hey. Andy is nearly an anagram of Danny. Coincidence? Seems unlikely

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get a sip of drink and play some overwatch

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

You guys are just a bunch of feminine gay boys at a bar.

So just your type
When do you want us to come down to Tampa to treat you roughly?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

sip of drink and play some assgrab at the gay bar qith da boys

Ftfy tbhfam

 

[instythot]

Ftfy tbhfam

Bryan, real talk time: we haven't even been tagging you in around here. You could just not read this thread, you shouldn't be getting any notifications unless you're following it or any of us

 

[An Avenging Bird]

It's the hopeless quest to magically vindicate himself and turn around everyone's perceptions of Bryan Dunn so his reputation is marginally restored and thread locked a la Vidar Viking.
The thing that keeps this from happening is Bryan.
His thread getting necroed causes this same reaction years later.

So just your type
When do you want us to come down to Tampa to treat you roughly?

Just show up with shaved shoulders.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan, real talk time: we haven't even been tagging you in around here. You could just not read this thread, you shouldn't be getting any notifications unless you're following it or any of us

No no no no. You fucktards always look around to get my attention. Let me give you an example.

Today I made an update to zooms thread about his twitter and talking about working out etc.

Suddenly one fo you alogs, @An Avenging Bird has to pop up to tag me in zooms thread to make it about me and some dumb derailing shit.

You all constantly do this type of shit. You beg for my attention and if you dont get it you'll just make shit up here in this thread or talk about gay fantasies with me.

You guys continue to solidify how shit you all are compared to me. I think only @BSV is the only.one out of you all who stopped the dumb shit towards me and is a good dude about things. Maybe you all can just not thrist for me so much "fam".

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I was gay before Bryan, but at least I wasnt thirsting over outlines.

Anyways, your issue is you let this shit get to you. Just walk the fuck away. Lmfao.

 

[byuu]

>People keep baiting a guy who keeps falling for bait

What an incredible mystery. Even the "king of /pol/" can't figure it out.

 

[instythot]

No no no no. You fucktards always look around to get my attention. Let me give you an example.

Today I made an update to zooms thread about his twitter and talking about working out etc.

Suddenly one fo you alogs, @An Avenging Bird has to pop up to tag me in zooms thread to make it about me and some dumb derailing shit.

You all constantly do this type of shit. You beg for my attention and if you dont get it you'll just make shit up here in this thread or talk about gay fantasies with me.

You guys continue to solidify how shit you all are compared to me. I think only @BSV is the only.one out of you all who stopped the dumb shit towards me and is a good dude about things. Maybe you all can just not thrist for me so much "fam".

Bryan. Again, we haven't been tagging you in here. You just show up to answer every 5 posts or so. That doesn't sound like begging for your attention to me

Take a breath, tbh fam. The stresses of forum posting may be getting to you

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Bryan I must break it to you that there is no literal or rhetorical possibility that you will be taken seriously on here.
And you posting like that is possible just adds to the hilarity.

Now let me ask you, when did you first realize you wanted Jim's irish spud?

 

[Carcinogenesis]

No no no no. You fucktards always look around to get my attention. Let me give you an example.

Today I made an update to zooms thread about his twitter and talking about working out etc.

Suddenly one fo you alogs, @An Avenging Bird has to pop up to tag me in zooms thread to make it about me and some dumb derailing shit.

You all constantly do this type of shit. You beg for my attention and if you dont get it you'll just make shit up here in this thread or talk about gay fantasies with me.

You guys continue to solidify how shit you all are compared to me. I think only @BSV is the only.one out of you all who stopped the dumb shit towards me and is a good dude about things. Maybe you all can just not thrist for me so much "fam".

Serious question, if you hate this thread, why do you keep posting in it? When you first re-emerged, you were pretty adamant about not coming back to your thread and yet here we are. People keep begging for your attention because you keep giving it. Every time you make a sock account, you make it so obvious it's you. Just admit you like getting treated roughly by these people in your thread, no shame in that.

 

[Adamska]

Bryan I must break it to you that there is no literal or rhetorical possibility that you will be taken seriously on here.
And you posting like that is possible just adds to the hilarity.

Now let me ask you, when did you first realize you wanted Jim's irish spud?

That's easy; when he heard Jade cum during that stream.

He probably got more insistent when he realized Jim was probably gonna put a ring on it since that's his fetish.

And that Narcissism and projection is showing again you criminally stupid ape; you're the one who is obsessed with becoming cool on the internet. You're the stupid motherfucker who is too stupid and insane to change up any tactics whatsoever. And you're the dopey doofus who keeps at it when people mock the first two things I listed.

 

[AnOminous]

You guys continue to solidify how shit you all are compared to me. I think only @BSV is the only.one out of you all who stopped the dumb shit towards me and is a good dude about things. Maybe you all can just not thrist for me so much "fam".

Nobody would do it if you didn't reliably provide milk, an example being completely assblasted posts like this. It's like the moment everyone forgets you're a lolcow you do something like this.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Nobody would do it if you didn't reliably provide tard cum, an example being completely assblasted posts like this. It's like the moment everyone forgets you're a lolcow you do something like this.

BSV is a rehabilitated saint compared to your dumbass. Stop trying to tag and bring him into this. The difference lies in that BSV saw his errors and tried to amend them. You continually fuck up and wonder why ramming your head in the wall ends in a concussion.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Bry's typing has gone all manic again, I can almost hear the clacks when I'm reading his posts.

 

[Adamska]

BSV is a rehabilitated saint compared to your dumbass. Stop trying to tag and bring him into this. The difference lies in that BSV saw his errors and tried to amend them. You continually fuck up and wonder why ramming your head in the wall ends in a concussion.

See he never will stop. Bryan is too mentally retarded, narcissistic, and genuinely criminally insane to ever stop... unless death takes him. His inability to change despite bleating dozens of times he will proves that he will only stop if he dies.

He'll forever screech about and bring up Vidar because he believes he should also be able to not be laughed at, forever refusing to understand and change his ways since he genuinely believes PA'ing people over shit from years ago is the way to e-fame and Jim fucking him hard.

 

[Perspicacity]

Bryan this is a forum dedicated to talking shit about other people, sometimes I don't think you even understand what kind of place this is. That being said you can get mad at random people on a forum and think they are all ex-SOK members or come to reality that your antics are incredibly funny to talk about. I think you actually get treated much more kindly then other cows who decide to post in their own threads. Trying to give you good advice here. Please feel free to sperg right here though, whenever you feel like it, we all greatly appreciate it.