Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Imagine any kind of sex/sexting happening with the following text as the jumping off point.

"I've been having some sexual thoughts about you that I'd like to share with you via text, if it's ok with you" - boy that's quite a panty dropper.

The most frustrating thing about following Becky is that she never suffers any consequences. The fact that she’s missing out on this compensation gives me a measure of schadenfreude.

You can say that, but Becky's whole life is suffering - she is rarely (if ever) happy and all of her misfortune is brought on by herself. She quite literally might be the least happy person on earth.
 
There's a reason templated human interaction is terrifying to behold and gives normies the creeps.

Part of what we're doing when we engage in conversation with someone else before a sexual encounter, or even engaging in a friendly or co-working relationship, is sussing out a theory of mind for the other person that lets us understand what makes them tick and how they're likely to make future decisions. You're not thinking about it consciously, but you're doing a complex calculus involving expected reactions and potential decisionmaking processes by others whenever you delegate work in the office, or say hi to that cute girl from English class.

The results of your construction of who someone is come out in how you, say, proposition them. Or answer an interview question. Or whatever. One of the nicest-feeling parts of romance, and a place where it grows deeper, is when someone fundamentally gets what you'd like to be asked, or how you'd phrase something. It's why people who are best friends or lovers finish each other's sentences.

Scripting destroys this capability. In the sexting example above, if everyone who felt obliged to the new consent standards was expected to engage in this kind of scripting, it would no longer be possible to anticipate...is this person going to be a smooth sexter who makes you feel great? Or do they want to tell you about their hairy dick spurting and then send a cum tribute, followed by "you told me it was ok to tell you about sex stuff, it's not my fault!"?

Now, instead of being able to use the discernment you've spent decades learning when someone propositions you, all you know is "they know how to obey the script." This person is now a total blank (except, obviously, that they're enough of a clowntist to do this in the first place). It's an open invitation for rapists to say the right things and use them to take advantage of unwilling victims, then play the victim themselves. "Your honor, you can see right here that she specifically consented to listen to my sexual thoughts about her body!"
 
Is she really going to Yosemite? We can hope the bears get her!
I doubt she'd be appetizing to bears, pure vitriol can't be anything short of disgusting.

Also Doc Martens have non-existent grip for certain terrain types. I don't know what Yosemite's like, but why would you use a shoe that's more for fashion than practicality unless you have the forethought to get their actual workboot models?
 
Imagine any kind of sex/sexting happening with the following text as the jumping off point.

"I've been having some sexual thoughts about you that I'd like to share with you via text, if it's ok with you" - boy that's quite a panty dropper.

That's why I don't believe a lot of progressives and their consent shit. They want everything to be some sort of business transaction and come off as not really knowing how sparks of passion and shit happen. It's one thing for one person to try it and the other isn't in the mood or whatever; but if you've bumped hips enough and are comfortable with that, there shouldn't be any "Excuse me m'lady, would thou protest if I was to share my current desires?" There's a reason girls like guys who are dominant, assertive, etc; and one of them is, they don't ask for permission.

But everything is rape/abuse to these... things I can't even call people.
 
You can say that, but Becky's whole life is suffering - she is rarely (if ever) happy and all of her misfortune is brought on by herself. She quite literally might be the least happy person on earth.

This is why Becky has to CONSTANTLY fill her life with toys, food and trips; to fill the miserable void in her life that long-term happiness from meaningful relationships, self-satisfying projects and other general life things should. They are just like a quick and effortless drug fix to her, and once they're done it's back to being a miserable wretch being unsatisfied with anything in her life and having no personality except what she pours into her various fandoms and oppressions.

She hates her body, hates most of her family, has no real physical connection with the cucks anymore and keeps them around for security and safety only, and is only superficial with her various "joys" in life like theater or archiving or anything she claims to enjoy because she puts the least amount of effort into them anymore. (notice she only mentioned "crafts' when it's paired with the "housewife-only' lifestyle; she can't be bothered to try and start anything because she's genuinely interested, only when there's nothing else to do)

As frustrated as I get when Becky doesn't reap what she sows on the front end, it is refreshing to see through all her fake-gloating and claims of being excited or happy about anything, and seeing that everything in her life just amounts to her being a joyless bitch with nothing else going for her except the obligatory familial kindness she's given by her parents/cucks and the shallow attention of her Twitter followers.
 
Oh, don't let her recent sperging about Riot or "informed consent" or whatever fool you into think that's why she needs to take unpaid time off from work to "process" her drama; the real reason is because she's taking yet more time off to go to Yosemite. That she bought new Doc Martens for.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to buy Doc Martens for fucking hiking? Has this idiot cunt ever heard of HIKING boots? Docs aren't those.
 
I would love for someone, out of the blue, to just say to Becky on Twitter : "You're a bad person, you don't act like a human being, and the world would be better off if you actually went through on one of your literal hundreds of threats to kill yourself. Your "spouses" won't miss you, and neither will anyone else. Even your parents would feel a guilty sense of relief."
 
How fucking stupid do you have to be to buy Doc Martens for fucking hiking? Has this idiot cunt ever heard of HIKING boots? Docs aren't those.
Oh there's plenty of things to do there on flat ground, not everything is hiking Half Dome. There's camping, cabins, casual walks on decent paths. It's a really beautiful place and I wish I was closer as I would love to go again.
 
Yeesh all this over some strangers opinion on (frankly stupid) templates for how to initiate sexual relations.

Also apparently the cucks can't even give her a quick peck on the cheek, a cuddle or anything without it resulting in her becoming a literal wreck. I'm pretty sure that's why you get therapy, if little spontaneous bursts of affection from your partners sends you into rocking chair hysterics. Even rape victims generally recognise that PTSD responses to partners who are doing their upmost to support you isn't healthy. Sure they shouldn't push too far out the comfort zone, but it shouldn't be avoided forever more.

Regardless, it's not like the person with the hot take is going to rip up her marriage record (s) and decree she can't have relationships. Jackson and Daniel are not going anywhere and seem happy enough to stay, is a strangers opinion really worth more than what your *actual* partners think? Part of Bex's misery is because she can't just find validation with the people close to her - it always requires social media validation in some form.

Also hey can't wait for her bosses to find out Bex wants time off yet again for another dramatic moment - even though they've already given her Friday off (as I recall)
 
They're right, though. Templating conversation is not normal for humans. Robots, yes. These people literally want all conversations to be templated for them, like the world was some shitty dating sim.

While vaccines may not cause autism, I'm sure that dating sims do.
They motivate people to behave in bizarre and atypical manners with the reward being boobs.

Dating sims and Fanfics seem the be the gold standard for finding a socially maladjusted individual.
 
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That's why I don't believe a lot of progressives and their consent shit. They want everything to be some sort of business transaction and come off as not really knowing how sparks of passion and shit happen.

This is exactly what puts me off about it.

I can understand resorting to pre-scripted wording in an awkward, touchy, or formal situation where you’re not sure how to get a point across without seeming rude or inept. Stuff like that tends to be really helpful in, say, dealing with coworkers or clients.

But when you’re resorting to that in your personal relationships, something is horribly wrong. You're pretty much interacting with your lover in the way that you'd interact with Karen from accounting. If you have to formally ask for permission to flirt with your partner, I don't think you know this person intimately enough to be sending them dirty text messages in the first place.

It's also really telling that the people who think this sort of thing is okay and necessary find a message that essentially says "this is an unnatural way of communicating with others" and misinterpret it to death. No wonder these assholes need nearly legal levels of clarification for every human interaction.
 
The scripts seem perfect and natural for sjw fucks. You don't have to do any hard thinking on your own. Just follow the script someone else made for you. Make sure others follow the script. If they don't follow the prescribed script, they're a shitlord. Isn't that literally just regular social justice, except they're being more blatant about it now?

I most like the revelation that Daniel apparently has to ask consent for hugs from Becky. That cuck life.
 
How fucking stupid do you have to be to buy Doc Martens for fucking hiking? Has this idiot cunt ever heard of HIKING boots? Docs aren't those.

She's not white enough for actual outdoor stuff, nor is she black enough for LUGZ.
 
"What would help us heal is actual, significant money and structural change."

One of the few things I learned from university is that people will just straight up tell you what's most important to them if you pay attention to how they write, even if they're trying to conceal their priorities. Things like what they place first in a list are very telling.

"actual, significant money"

Work, bitch.
 
I would love for someone, out of the blue, to just say to Becky on Twitter : "You're a bad person, you don't act like a human being, and the world would be better off if you actually went through on one of your literal hundreds of threats to kill yourself. Your "spouses" won't miss you, and neither will anyone else. Even your parents would feel a guilty sense of relief."
It would be nice, but counter-productive, because she'd just hold it up as an example of the mountains of harassment and emails that she gets every day for (insert every oppression here). It would be much more useful to just juxtapose things like her tweets about needing money for her time off days because of mental illness with her tweets about a cleaner, her new Doc Martens and going to Yosemite. She'd block, or REEEEEE about 'stop policing oppressed people's free time!' but it's at least a solid connection to show that she's lying about absolutely. Fucking. Everything.

Things that jumped out: Becky saying, "This will kill me." Repeatedly holding herself hostage, on fucking Twitter no less, by suicide-baiting based on seeing people say things she doesn't like, is textbook abusive behaviour. Only thing is, she's essentially trying to control the entirety of the internet, which will always fail. Sadly, all the evidence is that she's exactly the sort of person to fake weak suicide attempts for attention rather than, y'know. Do anything that might actually put her in a real chance of dying.

Also, Becky complaining about anti-semitism at Riot - bullshit. Oh, it might be a horrifically anti-semitic company, but she hadn't converted yet, so there's no way that she'd ever make a deal about that because it wouldn't have affected her personally.

We talk a lot about the punishment for Becky being that she has to be Becky, but the thing is, she actually has a pretty sweet life, she only claims to be constantly miserable on Twitter. I'm fairly certain she is, on one level, experiencing a lot of negative emotions rather than operating a pure grift. But I'm also fairly certain that she derives a great deal of satisfaction from her endless anger, her little circle of asspatters, and her life. She is a hideous human being determined to spread her misery to as many people as possible, but misery loves company and she clearly enjoys trying to force everyone to deal with her shit. It's the pessimists dilemma - things either go well for them, so they're wrong but in a good position, or they go wrong, but they revel in being right so it still counts as a win.

It's why not getting any payment from Riot because of her past behaviour actually is satisfying, because it's a real, visible, negative consequence to her actions. She's spinning it to get her usual victim points, credulous support bucks and outrage dopamine hits, but she didn't get the money and however else she claims otherwise she only has herself to blame for that.
 
Oh there's plenty of things to do there on flat ground, not everything is hiking Half Dome. There's camping, cabins, casual walks on decent paths. It's a really beautiful place and I wish I was closer as I would love to go again.

Docs aren't for any of those, though. They're great for city streets. They'd be merely okay for walking on flat ground. But if you're doing outdoors stuff, just get hiking boots. Herman Survivors were good, get some 20+ year old vintage before whatever the fuck they did to sell them at Wal-Mart, they last forever.

It's why not getting any payment from Riot because of her past behaviour actually is satisfying, because it's a real, visible, negative consequence to her actions. She's spinning it to get her usual victim points, credulous support bucks and outrage dopamine hits, but she didn't get the money and however else she claims otherwise she only has herself to blame for that.

Watching this evil cunt scream MY PRECIOUSSSSS after losing her munnehs has to be the most hilarious thing in Basic Becky World in at least a year or so. A few days ago she didn't even know this pile of money existed and now her entire existence is agony because she didn't get her slice of the pie. Maybe if you'd been less of an absolute, utter cunt!

Things that jumped out: Becky saying, "This will kill me." Repeatedly holding herself hostage, on fucking Twitter no less, by suicide-baiting based on seeing people say things she doesn't like, is textbook abusive behaviour.

And that's why the only real response to worthless people like Becky doing this is basically just to say go ahead and do it. Nothing would be lost if they did.
 
"because I was starving" lol who the fuck believes this. This might be the first time that this thread has made me happy as it's the only time I remember Reeebecca directly getting fucked because of her greed. Usually it's a half-win, like Disney cracking down on handicapped tickets for everyone instead of just her.


I had the same thought until I remembered who we are talking about. She will spend whatever time she is there bitching about how there is nothing fun to do and won't actually go off a sidewalk once... much less off the beaten path. Or how her vacation was ruined due to mental health issues or nazis and that's why she couldn't enjoy the wilderness. Also, wifi is subpar, 2/10.
 
Sadly, something good seems to have happened which has put Becky in a good mood again. My guess is Daniel got a raise or some money, because he's suddenly talking about buying a car. Bragging about it would be a bad look after she begged for money today. Not that it would normally stop her, I just don't know what else would make her happy and don't think it's baby related.
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Reeeeebecca, chicken expert:
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Daniel, speaking out about his cringeworthy relationship. Daily reminder that the "Touch-related trauma" was the cucks gleefully listening in on Becky's "rape" by punning pundit:
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