Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[taitoukous]

What the hell is this? Imagine being so one-dimensional that you need to make a Christmas wreath out of fucking FOOD. Why does EVERYTHING these mammoths do need to revolve around food?

A lot of the time, you see food online that obviously tastes like shit, but it's not really designed to be eaten. It's designed to look appetizing, so even though it would be horrible to eat, it's at least pretty.

This is not one of these times.

 

[thedingledongle]

What the hell is this? Imagine being so one-dimensional that you need to make a Christmas wreath out of fucking FOOD. Why does EVERYTHING these mammoths do need to revolve around food?

#healthy?

I do not want to know how many days worth of sodium is in that thing.

 

[Aaway]

#healthy?

I do not want to know how many days worth of sodium is in that thing.

i'd say a day's worth for the scalfanis

 

[Kheapathic]

A Christmas Wreath made out of food. Next will be kissing under the grease tray.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

What's horrifying is how it will be gone before the end of the day.

 

[captkrisma]

What's horrifying is how it will be gone before the end of the day.

This is Jack here...three hours tops.

 

[EvilDroid64]

What's horrifying is how it will be gone before the end of the day.

Some of the vegetables might go uneaten.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Some of the vegetables might go uneaten.

For the homeless, of course.

 

[Whatthefuck]

What the hell is this? Imagine being so one-dimensional that you need to make a Christmas wreath out of fucking FOOD. Why does EVERYTHING these mammoths do need to revolve around food?

Like I can get behind a good antipasto tray which is what I think he was going for. It's fine for a little Christmas party or whatever. I do absolutely love that he added #healthy.

Jack, there is NOTHING healthy about the amount of sodium and oil in that mess. Holy shit, stroke #3 when?

 

[captkrisma]

Jack's shitty pull apart bread video is up. Tammy does almost all the work and Jack can't be fucked to edit around her. Jack also burns the fuck out of his good hand by grabbing a 350 degree baking pan without mitts. Some choice quotes:

"Mmm...garlic butter"
"Mmm...cheese".

At least he put the recipie in the description this time.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Am I the only one that wants to see a cow crossover of Jack and Boogie2988? Two fat, stroked out boomers go to some tourist trap "museum" and then stop off at the nearest kitschy restaurant to complain that they aren't given enough grease and salt. It would be a glorious race to the bottom and the winner gets a ride in the back of an ambulance.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Am I the only one that wants to see a cow crossover of Jack and Boogie2988?

Fatkino would've been Jack and shotgunred (RIP) or Jack and Wolfepit. Boogie is just too unfunny for me to enjoy something like that

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack's shitty pull apart bread video is up. Tammy does almost all the work and Jack can't be fucked to edit around her. Jack also burns the fuck out of his good hand by grabbing a 350 degree baking pan without mitts. Some choice quotes:

"Mmm...garlic butter"
"Mmm...cheese".

At least he put the recipie in the description this time.

Looks edible at least.

Still a stark contrast to this somewhat similar dish Chef John put out today, Imagine Jack, or Tammy for that matter, trying to make this one.

 

[Annaoop]

Looks edible at least.

Still a stark contrast to this somewhat similar dish Chef John put out today, Imagine Jack, or Tammy for that matter, trying to make this one.

That recipe looks delicious but, I'm sorry, that guy's voice over kills me. He sounds like everything he says is a question.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

That recipe looks delicious but, I'm sorry, that guy's voice over kills me. He sounds like everything he says is a question.

It's part of the charm. I guess you either get it, or you don't.

 

[Zero fks to give]

What the hell is this? Imagine being so one-dimensional that you need to make a Christmas wreath out of fucking FOOD. Why does EVERYTHING these mammoths do need to revolve around food?

I hope they didn't hang this thing on a door. In the south almost everyone knows never hang anything with food inside or outside on a door. Critters will shred your door.

 

[AnOminous]

Still a stark contrast to this somewhat similar dish Chef John put out today, Imagine Jack, or Tammy for that matter, trying to make this one.

Compare how he more or less makes it up as he's going and even incorporates the mistakes into the final product. This looks great. I'd make it with my own personal basil pesto. Store bought is really ruined for me by my own.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Fuck off you bound for hell piece of shit; you choked out your own son just because he 420 blazed it and now you do without acknowledging you've done wrong or trying to seek forgiveness you massive gluttonous hypocrite. You treat others around you like shit if you can get away with it and have nuked friendships literally over them cooking better than you or telling you no, they don't want garbage sushi from the chain store that can't fix their fridge.

Don't even try to play the christian virtue up; you fucking have none you pig with an eating disorder.

And his newest dish is on par with his aunt's party salad; maple bacon? Works fine as a savory-sweet topping or side for say a pancake or waffle. Maple sprouts... ech. Just ECH!

Compare how he more or less makes it up as he's going and even incorporates the mistakes into the final product. This looks great. I'd make it with my own personal basil pesto. Store bought is really ruined for me by my own.

Fresh pesto, preferably made with basil you grew yourself and a good parm, is a beautiful thing. EDIT : A good quality olive oil, as well. I'll admit I appreciate the cooking sperging on this thread, it's made me rethink my personal techniques in the kitchen more than once.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Sounds like someone is jealous.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

#sarchasm