The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Puta Bruja]

I for one cannot wait for this to be released to the public. I hope our little baby cows are a huge commercial success.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The "dressed bananas" shit is clearly something TLC has made up to make them endearing. Give me a break!

I guess they found this a little more tolerable than some of the insane shit Amy has cooked up in the past. Like when she mixed the jar of peanut butter with the jar of frosting.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I’m dying. Those shitlords actually took them to a junkyard to weigh them. I wonder what their KF accounts are.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I thought so too. Bananas in miracle whip and rolled in peanuts would require way too much effort for Tammy and Amy to expend. It’s also way too sophisticated for a Slaton meal. We’ve all seen those boxed cake and disastrous fudge recipes for too long to know the Slatons don’t eat anything unless it comes with simple instructions and with half of the “ingredients” already being pre-made.

The recipe contains two healthy/natural things: bananas and peanuts, so it's demonstrably not a Slaton original recipe.

 

[W00K #17]

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.



Better to die off frickin' mickey Ds.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

God bless us, everyone.

 

[The Last Stand]

2020 for lolcows is already starting off to a good start. Tammy & Amy get their own TV show, much like Steven from My 600 Lb Life. Twice the net gain, half the intelligence.

Also, I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry? I'm surprised TLC is still relevant nowadays. What's going to happen with their YouTube channel? Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?

Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time? Also, that is NOT their house. That looks too clean.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Hey @Null, how do you feel about them taking your schtick? Documenting feeders is your (erotic) hobby and you were here first.

We support your lawsuit and the ensuing lulz Dear Leader

 

[Rabbit Bones]

2020 for lolcows is already starting off to a good start. Tammy & Amy get their own TV show, much like Steven from My 600 Lb Life. Twice the net gain, half the intelligence.

Also, I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry? I'm surprised TLC is still relevant nowadays. What's going to happen with their YouTube channel? Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?

Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time? Also, that is NOT their house. That looks too clean.

People love TLC. It's professionally produced trash at this point. 80% of my guilty pleasure shows are on that channel.

They're still been uploading on their channels. I suspect they'll continue to do so when the show airs. They generally didn't talk about the show, but since they're dumb ditchpigs, they slipped up a few times. But it hardly matters... it's not like they spoiled anything (Except the fact they clearly haven't lost weight).

And it's not their home. They got moved into a duplex months ago, when they started shooting the show. I guess the reality of their roach filled trailers and hoarded out shithole houses were too bleak, even for TLC viewers.

 

[Floop]

Of course it’s TLC, of course. I can’t wait for all the learning that’s gonna be done off this.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry?

Their parents did it to them in the first place.

Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?
Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time?

It's six episodes for Season 1.
They can just feed them lines for any given scene, no script memorisation necessary just constant feedback and direction.

 

[The Last Stand]

Of course it’s TLC, of course. I can’t wait for all the learning that’s gonna be done off this.

Learn how to get a TV show. Gain weight, or make your home inhabitable.

 

[Gangster Talk]

TLC rules, I've been waiting for the American freakshow channel to just start poaching lolcows.

 

[idosometimes]

Also, I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry? I'm surprised TLC is still relevant nowadays. What's going to happen with their YouTube channel? Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?

The emotion and struggle are what sells these type of shows. They are very basic overcoming the odds stories. Big lardarse is living a horrible life and makes some changes to finally lose weight so they can live happily ever after.

Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time? Also, that is NOT their house. That looks too clean.

The are not making Hamlet here. The "script" here is just a guide to what they need. No one is going to be remembering any lines unless they say something that is gold and production staff want better audio or something. Voice-over stuff will likely be written out, but they will just read that.

 

[Tiamat]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they trashed the studio just as much as their own hovels

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Of course it’s TLC, of course. I can’t wait for all the learning that’s gonna be done off this.

I like to call it The Lol Channel or The Loser Channel

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Is this the first instance of a cow getting a show on national TV?

 

[Opiophile]

This is some depressing shit. That fivehead fat shelf was fucking legendary. On the other hand, much hilarity is on the horizon. I hope Mee-Maw continues her ornery-ness, because it's classic.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Is this the first instance of a cow getting a show on national TV?

I think so. This is massive, like Tammy's forehead.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I thought it was the fat forehead when I read the headline. Was not disappointed. From the blurb it seems like Amy is at least trying to comply to lose weight, if only so she can get pregnant with a lil' meal ticket nugget.