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About as German as him though.
Austria is not a real country. They just have more fanciful moustaches.
Switzerland, OK, I fucked.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Switzerland, OK, I fucked.
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I know the answer is because he's Moviebob. But why is he calling people he knows he's going to meet subhuman?
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No Hillary, no space travel.
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If we don't develop interstellar travel, how will the aliens who may or may not have evidence on the Clintons commit suicide?
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What's "funny" is that Bob and his defenders have been pretending that this "dramatic reading" was making fun of his grandmother dying and not the presentation and content of his absurd diary/Super Mario 3 guide book.
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Man, it’s so hilarious seeing Bob becoming more known for the consumer meme than his Pixels review.
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Or his Batman vs. Superman review. Or his autobiography.
Or, well, anything Bob has done that he'd like to be known for.
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Well, that’s what happens when you decide to be a real shithead online.
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Bob has gone on record as saying he's a privileged straight white man which means his struggles are in no way comparable to wahmen, LGBTQXYZ people, and various flavors of chocolate people, phony pretensions of being low income and working class notwithstanding. We didn't say that, he said that.What's "funny" is that Bob and his defenders have been pretending that this "dramatic reading" was making fun of his grandmother dying and not the presentation and content of his absurd diary/Super Mario 3 guide book.
But now that some meanie left wing podcasters are laughing at his terrible book,* suddenly his oppression is juuuust short of wanting to Shoah teh Jews.**
New term for this:
Bobpression-(n) When left wing idpol fans of some genuinely privileged white douchebag agree that white people, men, etc. cannot experience oppression until their senpai gets mocked or trolled, at which point the people making fun of or criticizing them are unironically compared to Nazis.
*Let's not forget that he was so deeply affected by his grandmother's death he skipped out on her funeral to install an air conditioning and think about Mario.
**Because whether that's what alt-right types mean when they talk about the "JQ" or not (it seems like a mix of that and more mild stuff TBH, depending on the person), that's certainly what Bob fans think they mean.
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Ah shit Robert... you had to whine about some rinky dinky podcast to your family, or make it public instead of just ignoring it and let it slide. Now look at this shit.
And then comes his brother to embarrass the whole family:
Oh no Chris, you just used the "don't like it, don't watch" defense, that's the no-no cowards way of the internet. Also, no one gives two fucks about the Chipman family, they just find it funny that Robert skiped a funeral to buy a air conditioner, that is like a sad/funny/pathetic scene that the Coen brothers would use in one of their dark comedies.
Jesus man, don't bring your grandmother into this shit, it wasn't about her, it was never about her and you know it.
Also, "ha-ha I have a bigger internet penis than you" is also a no-no cowards way of the internet. Why don't you go ahead and also brag Robert has more twitter followers than this guy?
On a second thought, you know what Chipman Bros, don't mind me, carry on, this is getting fun.
And then comes his brother to embarrass the whole family:
Oh no Chris, you just used the "don't like it, don't watch" defense, that's the no-no cowards way of the internet. Also, no one gives two fucks about the Chipman family, they just find it funny that Robert skiped a funeral to buy a air conditioner, that is like a sad/funny/pathetic scene that the Coen brothers would use in one of their dark comedies.
Jesus man, don't bring your grandmother into this shit, it wasn't about her, it was never about her and you know it.
Also, "ha-ha I have a bigger internet penis than you" is also a no-no cowards way of the internet. Why don't you go ahead and also brag Robert has more twitter followers than this guy?
On a second thought, you know what Chipman Bros, don't mind me, carry on, this is getting fun.
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Joke told in Germany:
Q: What's a Bavarian?
A: The offspring of an Austrian, and a human being.
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Off topic but would you mind giving a link to the full article?
I'm in the mood for some of Goldbergs normiecon movie takes.
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Big sis and little bro on defense! This further confirms my theory that the rest of the Chipman clan treats Robert as a very special boy who must be shielded from the consequences of his tarditude. Reminder that the man is fucking 38.Ah shit Robert... you had to whine about some rinky dinky podcast to your family, or make it public instead of just ignoring it and let it slide. Now look at this shit.
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And then comes his brother to embarrass the whole family:
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Oh no Chris, you just used the "don't like it, don't watch" defense, that's the no-no cowards way of the internet. Also, no one gives two fucks about the Chipman family, they just find it funny that Robert skiped a funeral to buy a air conditioner, that is like a sad/funny/pathetic scene that the Coen brothers would use in one of their dark comedies.
Jesus man, don't bring your grandmother into this shit, it wasn't about her, it was never about her and you know it.
Also, "ha-ha I have a bigger internet penis than you" is also a no-no cowards way of the internet. Why don't you go ahead and also brag Robert has more twitter followers than this guy?
On a second thought, you know what Chipman Bros, don't mind me, carry on, this is getting fun.
LoL Chris starts getting borderline incoherent near the end of his rant. It sounds like he's saying the podcastors said dunking on Bob was not punching down, which Chris confirms, then... says they're not punching down because Bob's e-peen is bigger, like it's some kind of rebuttal. Okay, so you agree with them Chippa. Mocking Robbie isn't punching down. By leftie rules, which I don't subscribe to but you and Robert do, he's fair game.
If Chris keeps it up, between this and his attempts to get e-fame talking about shit no one cares about like Blockbuster Video, he's going to end up with his own thread.
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"If you don't like it, just keep your mouth shut about it!" says a guy defending Moviebob, whose entire job is (poorly) critiquing other people's creative work.
Sorry Chris, Bob's output is completely fair game for criticism and mockery.
Sorry Chris, Bob's output is completely fair game for criticism and mockery.
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Ah shit Robert... you had to whine about some rinky dinky podcast to your family, or make it public instead of just ignoring it and let it slide. Now look at this shit.
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And then comes his brother to embarrass the whole family:
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Oh no Chris, you just used the "don't like it, don't watch" defense, that's the no-no cowards way of the internet. Also, no one gives two fucks about the Chipman family, they just find it funny that Robert skiped a funeral to buy a air conditioner, that is like a sad/funny/pathetic scene that the Coen brothers would use in one of their dark comedies.
Jesus man, don't bring your grandmother into this shit, it wasn't about her, it was never about her and you know it.
Also, "ha-ha I have a bigger internet penis than you" is also a no-no cowards way of the internet. Why don't you go ahead and also brag Robert has more twitter followers than this guy?
On a second thought, you know what Chipman Bros, don't mind me, carry on, this is getting fun.
Aww, Chippa, is your big brother finally catching some blowback for being a loudmouth hateful cunt on twitter 24/7 for the last 6 years? That's a real shame. I can't believe anyone would be mean to Bob. He's just a lovable big lug, right? It's not like he calls tens of millions of people subhuman on a daily basis or anything.
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It's Channel Awesome syndrome, where people who build their entire careers on mocking and criticizing professional entertainment and the people who made it suddenly think it's bullying when it happens to them.
Except, as otherwise awful and cow worthy as most of them are, very few Channel Awesome contributors rant about how tens of millions of people are subhuman and should be denied basic rights on a daily basis.
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I feel really uncomfortable slamming a guy because he sticks up for his brother, no matter how poor his defense is.
So I'll just say that I disagree with Chris and leave it there.
So I'll just say that I disagree with Chris and leave it there.
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Oh the irony:
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“@GlennHa81611812 No issue with the book reading, do what you will with the things you consume. No issue with personal attacks on my brother, either. Like I said he can take care of himself. This wasn't a book reading, this was a takedown of someone for having a different political ideology...”
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“@jordha ...I'm not sure you read that correctly. "Anti-woke/anti-idpol Left" is very much a thing (an annoying thing, but a thing all the same) and I've been SOUNDLY rebuked by such for suggesting that filmmakers, writers, artists, creators, etc. are part of the Working Class.”
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“That said, NOTHING but contempt for the subset of "Left" dunking on this for being out-of-touch because "real Americans" don't care about global standing relations. The Thinking Americans do. The Americans who matter do. The Americans who pay for Trumpland to *exist* do.”
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“How much time and effort are you wasting DOING this, though? To change *maybe* a dozen minds, if you're lucky? The clock is ticking on the planet, if you haven't heard - Trumplings are WAY low on the "need to save" list. https://t.co/4eEXNaVfR8”
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No one made Bob write an embarrassing, overly personal book centered on a Mario playthrough and moving out of Mom's house for the first time at the tender age of thirty.
These aren't details leaked from a private conversation, Bob paid a vanity publisher to have his man-child existence bared to the world.
As far as I am concerned, all conversation and criticism is fair game at that point.
These aren't details leaked from a private conversation, Bob paid a vanity publisher to have his man-child existence bared to the world.
As far as I am concerned, all conversation and criticism is fair game at that point.
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"This wasn't a book reading, this was a takedown of someone for having a different political ideology..."Oh the irony:
This makes me think, does chris even read Robert's tweets. Robert goes on autistic tard rages about pretty much everyone who doesn't agree with him multiple times a day. Here's some examples from the last 24 hours.View attachment 1037930
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“@GlennHa81611812 No issue with the book reading, do what you will with the things you consume. No issue with personal attacks on my brother, either. Like I said he can take care of himself. This wasn't a book reading, this was a takedown of someone for having a different political ideology...”
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“@jordha ...I'm not sure you read that correctly. "Anti-woke/anti-idpol Left" is very much a thing (an annoying thing, but a thing all the same) and I've been SOUNDLY rebuked by such for suggesting that filmmakers, writers, artists, creators, etc. are part of the Working Class.”MovieBob Productions on Twitter
“That said, NOTHING but contempt for the subset of "Left" dunking on this for being out-of-touch because "real Americans" don't care about global standing relations. The Thinking Americans do. The Americans who matter do. The Americans who pay for Trumpland to *exist* do.”MovieBob Productions on Twitter
“How much time and effort are you wasting DOING this, though? To change *maybe* a dozen minds, if you're lucky? The clock is ticking on the planet, if you haven't heard - Trumplings are WAY low on the "need to save" list. https://t.co/4eEXNaVfR8”
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Chippa, my nigga, you just picked the absolute worst hill to defend Bob on. Everyone sees daily what he thinks of people who have a different political ideology and what he thinks should be done to them.
You should have stuck with complaining that bringing Grannie Chipman's funeral into it is getting the rest of the family involved and is a low blow. That was clearly not the intent, but at least you could probably spin it that way and a lot of people would sympathize.
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