Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I am offended on behalf of Mama Cass and all vocalists who take their art seriously and I just wanna put it out there that if she ever goes after Janis imma have Sappy Crimson Claw put a curse on her fat ass.
No worries! If she so much as hums the opening notes of "Bobby McGhee" I will get out my twine and banishing herbs!
 
Now that's teamwork.

Good job, Kiwis. Hit the showers.

ETA:
I've downloaded 3 smule tracks using this website here but after a few times it forces you to sign up.

How do I upload sound tracks here? Dragging and dropping isn't working and I'm a spaz

If download sites aren't working/aren't your thing, you can always use this handy little tool. It gets a little temperamental sometimes, but it's pretty reliable and dead easy for downloading.
 
I don't know what you guys are talking about. She is the songbird for a generation, you guys! I'm seriously.
Also, I'm team Peetz.

(Hey, also...um...is there a thread for Cuntal videos and pictures like ALR? Am I stinking up the thread? I didn't see oneeeeeee so...It's here now.)
 
Hey, also...um...is there a thread for Cuntal videos and pictures like ALR? Am I stinking up the thread? I didn't see oneeeeeee so...It's here now.)
Chantal would benefit a lot from a dedicated subforum because each video gets at least a few pages of comments, especially over the past year, but I'm not sure how long that pace would be maintained. This thread is definitely hard to keep up with and I wish there were separate threads each focusing on a particular type of content, but I don't think you can have multiple threads for a cow unless they have their own subforum. Somebody a long while ago suggested merging ALR's forum and Chantal together when this subject came up last, but I think we'd be treading on dedicated AL-posters toes to ask for that.
 
At the very least let Strine finish the Chantal OP before she gets a subforum, because this thread would become general discussion

Also if she gets a subforum her icon should be a toilet @Null

Personally, I like the idea of her having her own subforum, but it also feels like we'd be jinxing it. Like, as soon as Null went through the trouble of setting everything up, the bitch would drop dead just to spite teh boolies.
 
Personally, I like the idea of her having her own subforum, but it also feels like we'd be jinxing it. Like, as soon as Null went through the trouble of setting everything up, the bitch would drop dead just to spite teh boolies.

She’s too stubborn to die. She has enough delicious dairy for a “fan made videos/haydur nation thread” (Micheal b petty et al) a social media thread (Instagram and her tentative community posts) and her general thread (this thread)...

she’s currently got more reason for a forum than Tommy Tooter has.

Maybe I'm alone in this opinion, but I feel giving Chantal her own forum will just boost her ego. She'll have reached ALR level at last.

Not that I don't think she warrants having her own forum. It could cause a simultaneous pride boost and chimp out that results in entertainment for weeks.

Exactly. She will go out of her way to prove us wrong and fail spectacularly... I have a whole bowl of Cheerios on standby.
 
Um, I’m just catching up so rate me late at will, but belting with a fresh abdominal wound is the last fucking thing you want to do. I’ve known singers who go back to work after c-sections who have issues for months doing a proper belt because it fucking hurts. Not saying she’s capable of a proper belt, but that almost makes it worse when you have no knowledge of technique or the biological mechanisms involved.

Lord, she’s going to pop that incision between the ridiculous overeating which we know gives her the sharts and this stupid shit.
 
Somebody a long while ago suggested merging ALR's forum and Chantal together
There's next-to-no moderation in there by policy, and it's full of new ambaby facebook refugees who never integrate. No-one can stay on topic in any thread. Please god* no.

And if anything, the subforum model makes it harder to find information at times, an example from the ALR forum being a lot of people don't realise Becky has been diagnosed with a kidney problem despite it being crossposted to multiple threads.
 
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Look at that thing go...
This is awesome! Kind of like a Clotso Roulette wheel. You let it go, push pause at random intervals and enjoy the spoils.
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DOMINO'S BROOKLYN PEPPERONI PIZZA "MUKANG" -- RECAP
  • starts off with a fake shh after drinking water
  • having water with a "huge, greasy ass pizza with extra cheese" because she cannot handle soda today
  • scalds her mouth in the first bite, she persists and quivers like her clit has been punched
  • TMI storytime: how Big Buck shit the bed
  • "I am not eating the crust because it is too filling"
  • this time, we do not bother chewing
  • story takes place at Barrigan's (spelling?), a bar in rural Ontario
  • same bar as the man with missing fingers who wore Chantal's bra and cried in bed
  • Big Buck was a regular at the bar
  • he was a very tall man (looked like giant Guy Fieri, 10/10 would smash)
  • drunk woman played ACDC's Thunderstruck on repeat on the jukebox
  • bartender had a crush on Big Buck, she was shuuuuper jealous of Chantal so she was a meanie
  • wanted to go home with someone so she did not have to be with her friend and her boyfriend
  • Big Buck sits next to Chantal at her table and orders the table a pitcher of beer
  • antibiotic alarm goes off in the middle
  • she drank rum and cokes that night followed by beer
  • Big Buck was very polite and smelled nice
  • she had an "open mind and open legs"
  • Big Buck asked her to go home with him, drove home with a DD
  • ANOTHER FART AT AROUND 11:45, "the fart sounded worried"
  • went into Big Buck's basement, "shag pad" as she called it
  • they began to "have a good night"
  • then they both passed out
  • Big Buck had way too much to drink
  • her leg rolled over and felt something cold, mushy, and wet
  • Big Buck shit all over the foot of the bed
  • now we start eating the crust
  • references the failed-threesome-projectile-diarrhea-thong story
  • when Big Buck wakes up, he runs to the bathroom
  • through the bathroom door, Buck asks Chinny if she wants a round two
  • asks Buck's friend for a ride home, she is creeped out by him
  • while driving, he asks Chantal, "Can I have a try at ya?"
  • she thinks he wants to tell her a joke
  • she tells him that she is not feeling well
  • she was attracted to him, but she thought he was crazy
  • eats over half of the pizza and claims she is full
  • "I am rehashing these memories for you guys"
  • Abrupt ending
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That face when you roll over in bed and your thigh crushes a turd.
Update: I think I found the bar. The location seems reasonably close to Chantal, it is now permanently closed.
Berrigan's Pub
184 Military Rd, Lancaster, ON K0C 1N0
I believe the bar is now an independent grocer.
 
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So this place where she picks up Big Buck is the same place she met the fingerless dude who like wearing her bra. Mouth noises are terrible and that fart sounded like it was made in a bathtub full of water. Four cups of ranch. Again, she steals this guy from another woman, this time the bartender. Says she won't eat the crust then eats them. The smacking, oh the awful smacking. She averaged about 2.5 minutes per slice. Eta: her blush is atrocious. and ninja'd.
 
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