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Something that stuck out to me was someone asked if he liked jasmine or something and dark made some whiny comment about not liking her and not liking any of the Disney princesses because of some blah blah reason and no little girls should look up to them. Not that I really disagree with that because most of them are pretty shallow characters, but jasmines entire point was being a more independent princess.

Not a big deal but I just heard it in the background and was like “really guy? Can’t you just not complain about anything?” Kinda gave me the same feeling when he went out of his way to shit on that princess frog movie, it’s just him whining and complaining about literal children’s cartoons, such a weird thing to make a stink about.
 
Phil stalks Leanna confirmed.


Evidence #onebajillion that his marriage to khet is simply one big, massive rebound. All just a lie.
 
Does anyone have a link to that ATK episode where Phil talks about being so poor he was only eating two McDonald's double cheeseburgers every day? I've been thinking about that ridiculous fucking story for the last couple of days, I want to make sure I'm remembering it correctly.
Here's a pre-stream where he says it as part of a narrative to shill his Patreon and demand that even if you can only give $1 you should give him the $1. Edit: Holy fucking shit, he shills Leanna's soap shop on Etsy directly afterwards :story:
Big ups https://PigPigGo.net Timestamped at 14m45s
 
So....

YouTube Rewind was released today. Of course it was trash. This was to be expected. However....I was told that there existed an independently produced 2019 Rewind that encapsulated the highlights of YouTube's full history, from start to finish....

Of course this instantaneously peaked my interest! A recap of YouTube's ENTIRE existence?!?! Surely......
SURELY.....mine eyes would catch a glimpse of the most prolific YouTuber of all!!!!!

How could he not be included?!?!? The great being who
PIONEERED "Let's Plays"! The INSPIRATION of the most subscribed content creator on the website!! Was a source of entertainment for MILLIONS of people!!! Who's videos will be watched for COUNTLESS decades after he as left us!!!! Who has woven a LEGACY that will stand the test of time!!!!!

David Sid Phile


..............but alas...............not a single second........nor a single frame............contained his majesty.........

Pour a glass of gin out for our boy tonight, gents.

His untold contributions to internet history...will have to live on....through us.
 
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So....

YouTube Rewind was released today. Of course it was trash. This was to be expected. However....I was told that there existed an independently produced 2019 Rewind that encapsulated the highlights of YouTube's full history, from start to finish....

Of course this instantaneously peaked my interest! A recap of YouTube's ENTIRE existence?!‽ Surely......
SURELY.....mine eyes would catch a glimpse of the most prolific YouTuber of all!!!!!

How could he not be included?!‽? The great being who
PIONEERED "Let's Plays"! The INSPIRATION of the most subscribed content creator on the website!! Was a source of entertainment for MILLIONS of people!!! Who's videos will be watched for COUNTLESS decades after he as left us!!!!! Who has woven a LEGACY that will stand the test of time!!!!

David Sid Phile


..............but alas...............not a single second........nor a single frame............contained his majesty.........

Pour a glass of gin out for our boy tonight, gents.

His untold contributions to internet history...will have to live on....through us.
Link to the less garbage rewind? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNmRPDx9JFQ this one?
 
I don’t get it. How is this proof that Phil stalks Leanna?
One day Leanna posts to her instagram an image of her starbucks coffee and a receipt with her name misspelled.
Shortly after DSP goes on stream and talks shit about people complaining very specifically about starbucks workers getting their name wrong.
-blues clues music plays-

Just to clarify: no DSP is probably not literally stalking her, but his thirsty ass is checking her instagram and then he's so hung up on her that he has to bring up what she posted about to his audience. It's... special.
 
One day Leanna posts to her instagram an image of her starbucks coffee and a receipt with her name misspelled.
Shortly after DSP goes on stream and talks shit about people complaining very specifically about starbucks workers getting their name wrong.
-blues clues music plays-

Just to clarify: no DSP is probably not literally stalking her, but his thirsty ass is checking her instagram and then he's so hung up on her that he has to bring up what she posted about to his audience. It's... special.
I hope this Starbucks thing turns into a full on panda vs pig slanderfest, but it probably won’t. The dsp saga needs some new excitement.
 
Phil had some rather saucy Asian "jokes" today during his day stream. I bet they'll show up in detractor clips soon.
He's a totally different person than he used to be though, guys. Thank goodness Panda Lee was never Asian or who knows how bad her panic attacks could have been.
Was it during Shenmu 3 because I've been wait for something to happen since he had to do that translation mission.
 
Who the FUCK asked him to play these disney games? Its not even a remaster or remake, they just rereleased it because they have movies now. DPS LITERALLY FELL FOR THE MARKETING STRATEGY. He is a stupid cunt.

I can't figure out for the life of me how DSP is choosing his schedule anymore.

The only thing I can think of is that DSP is of the mindset that he has to play every new release now for maximum views, except the ones he knows will body him like Fire Emblem. The bizarre thing is that he refuses to play a midnight release stream, so by the time he actually plays the game at like 2 pm Eastern there's already tons of people on Twitch playing it, so he's not even getting first day views.

Also, I think DSP's attention span is getting even shorter now and he can't play the same game for too long.

In the last six weeks, these are the games he's played:
Aladdin
Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Death Stranding
Dragon Quest Builders 2
Genesis Mini games
Life is Strange 2
Lion King
Luigi's Mansion 3
Mario vs. Sonic Olympics
Medievil (Debut Saturday)
Minecraft
Outer Worlds
Plants vs. Zombies
Pokemon Sword
PUBG
Shenmue 3
Street Fighter
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
WWE2K20

This is 19 games in just the last six weeks. That doesn't even include Bloodstained, Blashphemous, Visage, and Stalker during his Halloween stream.
 
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I can't figure out for the life of me how DSP is choosing his schedule anymore.

The only thing I can think of is that DSP is of the mindset that he has to play every new release now for maximum views, except the ones he knows will body him like Fire Emblem. The bizarre thing is that he refuses to play a midnight release stream, so by the time he actually plays the game at like 2 pm Eastern there's already tons of people on Twitch playing it, so he's not even getting first day views.

Also, I think DSP's attention span is getting even shorter now and he can't play the same game for too long.

In the last six weeks, these are the games he's played:
Aladdin
Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Death Stranding
Dragon Quest Builders 2
Genesis Mini games
Life is Strange 2
Lion King
Luigi's Mansion 3
Mario vs. Sonic Olympics
Medievil (Debut Saturday)
Minecraft
Outer Worlds
Plants vs. Zombies
Pokemon Sword
PUBG
Shenmue 3
Street Fighter
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
WWE2K20

This is 19 games in just the last six weeks. That doesn't even include Bloodstained, Blashphemous, Visage, and Stalker during his Halloween stream.
He will hate Medievil. I can already hear him complain about the camera.
 
In the last six weeks, these are the games he's played:
Aladdin
Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Death Stranding
Dragon Quest Builders 2
Genesis Mini games
Life is Strange 2
Lion King
Luigi's Mansion 3
Mario vs. Sonic Olympics
Medievil (Debut Saturday)
Minecraft
Outer Worlds
Plants vs. Zombies
Pokemon Sword
PUBG
Shenmue 3
Street Fighter
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
WWE2K20

This is 19 games in just the last six weeks. That doesn't even include Bloodstained, Blashphemous, Visage, and Stalker during his Halloween stream.
Really makes you wonder about the target audience. Beware my opinion bomb, I'm only interested in streams with constantly changing games if the streamer is highly (and I really mean HIGHLY) entertaining and I would only watch because I love his/her style so very much, the game takes a backstep; which almost never happens. So I usually stuck to streamers who do really great with a limited set of games, there the fun is located.

Now we have Phil.

Phil stares at the wall and expects the games to hold and gain an entire audience, while he takes no effort in entertaining anyone ("Why would I ask you questions? This is not how it works"). He's awful, lazy, boring, can't express a normal opinion and goes below and less to reinvent himself. His top skill is to do the cringe-clown and make horrible jokes with his abundance of a sense of humor. The only quality is the smell of a lolcow, which is not part of his pseudo successful 10 year legacy plan. So basically there is not a single legit reason to watch Phil for the sake of Phil.

So while I'm not even interested to watch a good streamer play variety, I'm especially not interested to watch a living breathing loser play poorly variety games. The game can't hold an audience if poorly presented.
If I want informations on a game then I'll look up a review or some shit. There is no need to follow a slowly playing, misrepresenting insulting cuck, watching him for hours; I would endure him if he's entertaining, but he's not. His "honest live opinion" isn't just worthless because he's constantly lying and unable to understand most games, but also because I absolutely can form my own opinion based on just little information.

So, when I'm not interested to see the games because either I want to prevent spoilerz and form my experience or because I'm simply not interested (Lion King... hurra) then I won't definetily not watch them for the sake of Phil's non-existent ability to entertain. There is nothing to sincerely hold me as the target audience.

I can't even say "Step up", because he tries and FAILS, he's talentless, he can't do it. This job is not made for people like him. That's why he can only survive with his other talent for all these years, a majestic trainwreck who found a way to scam fools.
 
Really makes you wonder about the target audience. Beware my opinion bomb, I'm only interested in streams with constantly changing games if the streamer is highly (and I really mean HIGHLY) entertaining and I would only watch because I love his/her style so very much, the game takes a backstep; which almost never happens. So I usually stuck to streamers who do really great with a limited set of games, there the fun is located.

Now we have Phil.

Phil stares at the wall and expects the games to hold and gain an entire audience, while he takes no effort in entertaining anyone ("Why would I ask you questions? This is not how it works"). He's awful, lazy, boring, can't express a normal opinion and goes below and less to reinvent himself. His top skill is to do the cringe-clown and make horrible jokes with his abundance of a sense of humor. The only quality is the smell of a lolcow, which is not part of his pseudo successful 10 year legacy plan. So basically there is not a single legit reason to watch Phil for the sake of Phil.

So while I'm not even interested to watch a good streamer play variety, I'm especially not interested to watch a living breathing loser play poorly variety games. The game can't hold an audience if poorly presented.
If I want informations on a game then I'll look up a review or some shit. There is no need to follow a slowly playing, misrepresenting insulting cuck, watching him for hours; I would endure him if he's entertaining, but he's not. His "honest live opinion" isn't just worthless because he's constantly lying and unable to understand most games, but also because I absolutely can form my own opinion based on just little information.

So, when I'm not interested to see the games because either I want to prevent spoilerz and form my experience or because I'm simply not interested (Lion King... hurra) then I won't definetily not watch them for the sake of Phil's non-existent ability to entertain. There is nothing to sincerely hold me as the target audience.

I can't even say "Step up", because he tries and FAILS, he's talentless, he can't do it. This job is not made for people like him. That's why he can only survive with his other talent for all these years, a majestic trainwreck who found a way to scam fools.

DSP, the business major, legitimately does not understand the concept that trying to appeal to everybody will lead to him appealing to nobody.

That's why he's a "variety streamer." That's why he plays 5 different games during his "marathons." He legit thinks that if he plays every genre of game that everyone will want to watch him at some point; or the inverse that if he only plays one genre of game that people that don't like that genre will stop watching him.

That's why he can't build an audience. Actually it's probably the 18th reason he can't, but you get my point.

Then the best part, DSP rails against streamers that "only play one game."
 
So basically there is not a single legit reason to watch Phil for the sake of Phil.

Ahhhh my friend, that's where you are sadly mistaken! There does exist a single, solitary reason to tune into Dark Dave. The funniest part??? It's when he's not playing a game, at all. It's when he does his impromptu "boomer segments", where he rants, raves and cries about a variety of subjects. DSP's greatest strength has been, and always will be, being a shit talking troll and drama starter.

Why do you think he always acts surprised when he basically doubles his donation total from 3+ hours of staring/clowning at a game just talking about nonsense, calling other people/companies idiots and morons, or throwing a pity party about his life???

Fuck video games. Verbal defecation and venom spewing is his one true medium. We know it, he knows it.
 
DSP, the business major, legitimately does not understand the concept that trying to appeal to everybody will lead to him appealing to nobody.

That's why he's a "variety streamer." That's why he plays 5 different games during his "marathons." He legit thinks that if he plays every genre of game that everyone will want to watch him at some point; or the inverse that if he only plays one genre of game that people that don't like that genre will stop watching him.

That's why he can't build an audience. Actually it's probably the 18th reason he can't, but you get my point.

Then the best part, DSP rails against streamers that "only play one game."
phil is still stuck in the past where variety got him tons of views on youtube
but the world has moved on
you need more than just CHIKY CHANG CHARLY WANG LOOK ITS A WATERFALL AUGH AUGH AUGH while playing 50 games a week
people want to see people do well at games
people want to see a host that can take a hit to the ego
people want to forget their troubles

phil can't provide any of that, and his variety shtick means nothing since every game has a few streamers playing it regularly
or barring that, playing it from front to back and not bitching all the way through.

phil is basically a titty streamer or a guy who slams his keyboard when he gets mad
 
Considering it can be lore-relevant at a moment's notice, as shown here, I feel like Tevin knowing is very different compared to Pig the Ex.

Very well could be. Personally, this is what I thought was being referenced by Phil in the clip provided; Your mileage may vary?

I don't watch restreamers though, so I would not be able to authoritatively speak on the topic at the end of the day as many others would be able to before me, admitedly.

Who the FUCK asked him to play these disney games? Its not even a remaster or remake, they just rereleased it because they have movies now. DPS LITERALLY FELL FOR THE MARKETING STRATEGY. He is a stupid cunt.

Chat asked him to when they were announced, there were at least two that I recall in the initial announcement and a little after that he responded on stream to about the collection, Phil has a soft spot for the Lion King game from childhood and thus there we are.
 
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