Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

It's called a couch for a reason, Jack!
But ofc you think it's "extra wide seating" because you'll need a three seater for your fat ass.

Regal Cinemas are the theaters that have full recliners as seats. Of course he'd like some place where he can put up his diabetus feet for two hours.

As for the YouTube Rewind, the best irony of this is if Binging With Babish gets on. Jack is actually flipping out about the KSI vs Logan Paul fights? The fights that brought in only 1.2 million buyers worldwide the first time and a net loss the second time? A wolf doesn't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

“Jus’ meeting one person, uh, I’m meeting a buncha guys.”

Jack’s “guys” (the lone guy) clearly wanted nothing to do with this shit.

Bonus: Jack approves of theatre’s “extra wide seating.”

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20 movies a month? How? Does he just go see the same shit over and over?

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

new JOTG

jack goes to a restaurant for "guy's night" and orders a salad. i'll bet anything he stopped at taco bell on the way home

That's a pretty sad looking salad.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Finally, “a new website” that allows people to transfer files across platforms.

“This way you can trade files with whoever you want. All you gotta do is just be on the webpage…”

TechTime, baby.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Finally, “a new website” that allows people to transfer files across platforms.

“This way you can trade files with whoever you want. All you gotta do is just be on the webpage…”

TechTime, baby.

I enjoy TechTime more than his cooking vids, it's funnier seeing a boomer failing at tech and less sad blob shuffling to make undercooked meat

 

[stets]

Finally, “a new website” that allows people to transfer files across platforms.

“This way you can trade files with whoever you want. All you gotta do is just be on the webpage…”

TechTime, baby.

Five seconds of research shows that this "new" product that "finally" let's you share files is almost half a decade old.

 

[Zero fks to give]

The Scalfani's, including a rare sighting of the dad. Prestroke and when booze was still Big T's friend.
Good God it's a lot of food.

MAGGIANO'S

Jack Scalfani celebrates his wife's birthday at Maggiano's in South Coast Plaza in Costa Mesa, California. Here is what the family ordered: maggiano's salad ...

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[Religion is Dead]

Five seconds of research shows that this "new" product that "finally" let's you share files is almost half a decade old.

That's a recurring theme of Jack and most Boomers. "I've never heard of it, so it must be new."

 

[Aaway]

The Scalfani's, including a rare sighting of the dad. Prestroke and when booze was still Big T's friend.
Good God it's a lot of food.

MAGGIANO'S

Jack Scalfani celebrates his wife's birthday at Maggiano's in South Coast Plaza in Costa Mesa, California. Here is what the family ordered: maggiano's salad ...

youtu.be

"that's why my parents are paying....its a little pricey." jack sounding like a 16 year old at age 40 something

i wonder what caused tammy to become a "christian." i'm thinking it was the move to TN and the need to fit in with all the other fake christians

 

[FemalePresident]

Funny to see him complaining about the YouTube Rewind. It reminded me of his stupid rant at the church chilli event.

 

[captkrisma]

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Funny to see him complaining about the YouTube Rewind. It reminded me of his stupid rant at the church chilli event.

The YouTube 2019 rewind would have somehow been more entertaining if Jack was in it. LET THAT SINK IN.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

The YouTube 2019 rewind would have somehow been more entertaining if Jack was in it. LET THAT SINK IN.

They could do an hour comp of him clearing his throat and swallowing phlegm during his live chats.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack decides to be even lazier with cheesecake by buying premade cheesecake filling and rolling a Betty Crocker box cake around it. Also Jack Jr fucked with the cake, most likely not wearing gloves and stuck his dirty fingers into the cake. Hope bible study loves extra bacteria on their cheesecake bites!

 

[Skeletor]

Is he still pretending to be on a keto diet while eating cheesecake?

 

[Aaway]

Is he still pretending to be on a keto diet while eating cheesecake?

according to him in his last live chat he only eats keto sometimes but when he wants to try something like burgers or fries he takes a few bites and then gives it away

i'll take shit that's completely false for 100 alex

 

[{o}P II]

Jack decides to be even lazier with cheesecake by buying premade cheesecake filling and rolling a Betty Crocker box cake around it. Also Jack Jr fucked with the cake, most likely not wearing gloves and stuck his dirty fingers into the cake. Hope bible study loves extra bacteria on their cheesecake bites!

i enjoy how he gets his son to do all the work since he can't do anything with his stroked out limbs

 

[taitoukous]

according to him in his last live chat he only eats keto sometimes but when he wants to try something like burgers or fries he takes a few bites and then gives it away

i'll take shit that's completely false for 100 alex

Isn't the whole point of keto that it doesn't work unless you're only eating keto for multiple days in a row? What the fuck is this guy on ahaha

 

[stets]

i enjoy how he gets his son to do all the work since he can't do anything with his stroked out limbs

I don’t know man, I find it inappropriate that Jack forced his son to play with his balls in a video.

 

[captkrisma]

i enjoy how he gets his son to do all the work since he can't do anything with his stroked out limbs

The person handling Jack's balls in the video is Tammy. Hard to believe, but you can tell by the bingo wings.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Jack really is turning into an old man that yells at clouds. Is he pissed off that no one will hire a radio DJ that was fired because he couldn't follow directions?