Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Guts]

Not might. This site isnt going to exist eventually. Stop being delusional

lmao and when that happens they'll find another one, and then another one, as it has been since the days of SA; when the well dries up, you dig again. Your "doomsday shitposting" will no doubt not disappear into the ether as you so claim, but will be used as yet another example of internet exceptionalism through myriads of shitposting videos and inside jokes that have been stemmed from your outline crusade. You're lying to yourself if you think this'll just go away, especially when you obviously don't want it to because then the closest thing you ever had to being an internet personality will crumble. You are so fucking transparent it hurts. Either embrace it or gtfo

 

[Unog]

As a person, who has been following his antics for so long, you should know that he is a master of projections and this isn't even the best example.

If lack of self awareness had weight, you could flatten cars with the amount in that post, holy shit.

lmao and when that happens they'll find another one, and then another one, as it has been since the days of SA; when the well dries up, you dig again. Your "doomsday shitposting" will no doubt not disappear into the ether as you so claim, but will be used as yet another example of internet exceptionalism through myriads of shitposting videos and inside jokes that have been stemmed from your outline crusade. You're lying to yourself if you think this'll just go away, especially when you obviously don't want it to because then the closest thing you ever had to being an internet personality will crumble. You are so fucking transparent it hurts. Either embrace it or gtfo

Also, he's forgetting that Null's made it clear that if it looks like the farms is going to go belly-up, he's zipping the whole damn site and putting it up on a torrent for people to download.

You're never escaping this site and what's in it, Bryan.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

You there Bryran. Its me.

 

[AltisticRight]

You guys are just a bunch of feminine gay boys at a bar.

Feminine Asian traps are more masculine than you are.

 

[Adamska]

Feminine Asian traps are more masculine than you are.

He really needs to stop and think before posting shit like that, but you know he never will due to his hideous stupidity and inability to let shit slide due to complete lunacy. He's the angry faggot who drunkenly stumbled out of the closet. He also is so goddamn stupid, he's actually admitting he's probably finding getting slapped down verbally hot given he legit just described his type with that insult.

 

[instythot]

He really needs to stop and think before posting shit like that, but you know he never will due to his hideous stupidity and inability to let shit slide due to complete lunacy. He's the angry faggot who drunkenly stumbled out of the closet. He also is so goddamn stupid, he's actually admitting he's probably finding getting slapped down verbally hot given he legit just described his type with that insult.

Let's just think for a second about all of the things Bry Bry has disclosed about his weekly schedule and forum usage.

Try not to laugh at this probably accurate mental image fam:

Bry Bry is in the middle of some work task, when his phone makes the notification sound or buzzes. He says "excuse me" , sees a notification that his kiwi farms post got a reply, taps and scrolls a little bit. Then excuses himself further, and as soon as he thinks he's out of earshot or the bathroom door is closed, a seething Bryan Dunn tries to calmly dictate one of those walls of text he so frequently treats us to, then returns to what he was doing trying to act as if nothing happened

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You're more concerned with when it'll end than anyone else here is. You know you're going to miss all the attention once it's gone.

No ill be happy that this site is fucking dead, deserved it a long time. Ill be sad though that the internet is finally sanitized 100%. No more laughing on the internet

Let's just think for a second about all of the things Bry Bry has disclosed about his weekly schedule and forum usage.

Try not to laugh at this probably accurate mental image fam:

Bry Bry is in the middle of some work task, when his phone makes the notification sound or buzzes. He says "excuse me" , sees a notification that his kiwi farms post got a reply, taps and scrolls a little bit. Then excuses himself further, and as soon as he thinks he's out of earshot or the bathroom door is closed, a seething Bryan Dunn tries to calmly dictate one of those walls of text he so frequently treats us to, then returns to what he was doing trying to act as if nothing happened

I dont use my phone on the job site except to put on Spotify and I dont work corporate. Corporate jobs are shit, usually pay shit, and are for people who like to be stuck in a rat race of sorts. 9 times out of 10 my posts are literally right after work and when I have free time or just before the work day starts. I am way too important to be fucking off at work for what I do.

You could just ask me rather then post something completely wrong though.

 

[instythot]

You could just ask me rather then post something completely wrong though.

Well... considering the frequent complaints about people "begging for your attention" , you're putting out a rather mixed message

 

[AnOminous]

a seething Bryan Dunn

There's another kind?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Well... considering the frequent complaints about people "begging for your attention" , you're putting out a rather mixed message

This site is obscure my guy. This isnt twitter or youtube. This entire side of the internet is very small and very irrelevant to the vast majority of things to give a fuck about. Me shitposting about things on a site dedicated to very autistic and somewhat nhilistic people is not the equivalent of me posting on a blue checkmark account on twitter in the deep deep understanding of "begging for attention". If I wanted it id just kick up my old twitter account, start tagging a bunch of z-celeb losers and start streaming everyday again or making a fuckton of videos.

Lets not conflate this small retarded site for something that actually matters in the scheme of attempting to get attention.

 

[instythot]

This site is obscure my guy. This isnt twitter or youtube. This entire side of the internet is very small and very irrelevant to the vast majority of things to give a fuck about. Me shitposting about things on a site dedicated to very autistic and somewhat nhilistic people is not the equivalent of me posting on a blue checkmark account on twitter in the deep deep understanding of "begging for attention". If I wanted it id just kick up my old twitter account, start tagging a bunch of z-celeb losers and start streaming everyday again or making a fuckton of videos.

Lets not conflate this small exceptional site for something that actually matters in the scheme of attempting to get attention.

There's no conflating, my dude. You frequently complain in this very thread about the people in this thread " begging for your attention " by tagging you in questions they have about you.

And also send the mixed message of saying "well just ask if you want to know, fam"

If you fire up the Twitter account, however, do please let us know

 

[Bryan Dunn]

There's no conflating, my dude. You frequently complain in this very thread about the people in this thread " begging for your attention " by tagging you in questions they have about you.

And also send the mixed message of saying "well just ask if you want to know, fam"

If you fire up the Twitter account, however, do please let us know

No for the twitter account. I guess Ill clarify.

Majority of posters are bait. I know they are bait. They are looking for (you)'s by either lying, exaggerating stories, just trying to piss me off or asking gaslighting/disengenious questions that have no intention of actually taking my response seriously.

Some people(such as yourself) as a question in regards to some lore I may or may not have been apart of or known of in order to piece together timelines to things that have no importance of anything.

So when I say "you are begging for attention" im specifically talking about the majority of shitlords here. When I say specific to someone "just ask me a question" I am referring to the fact that that person is just a normal person who has alot of time on there hands wanting to put together pieces to an autistic puzzle that is my internet persona. Hoping that any of it matches up to my real life, which almost all of it does not carry over.


I hope this helps.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

this'll all be gone and we all wont be able to talk like this anymore

just relax dude, we’ll always be here for you!

 

[Bryan Dunn]

just relax dude, we’ll always be here for you!

I just imagine a bunch of weird fat furry trannys showing up to my funeral all crying about how half the users commited suicide or talking about my outline at a eulogy.

I just pray to god the building burns down with you all in it if thats the case.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I just imagine a bunch of weird fat furry trannys showing up to my funeral all crying about how half the users commited suicide or talking about my outline at a eulogy.

I just pray to god the building burns down with you all in it if thats the case.

Thanks for being the perfect beta tester for the new reaction sticker, buddy!

 

[Pomniman]

No ill be happy that this site is fucking dead, deserved it a long time. Ill be sad though that the internet is finally sanitized 100%. No more laughing on the internet

No, you'll be sad that you don't have 20 or so men giving you constant attention. It'll be like the autistic (and gay) version of a prom queen suddenly realizing that she's turned into a dried-up old hag once she hits 55 or so.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Thanks for being the perfect beta tester for the new reaction sticker, buddy!

You still are an insane tranny and/or possible furry. Itll never change fam.

 

[Perspicacity]

I just imagine a bunch of weird fat furry trannys showing up to my funeral all crying about how half the users commited suicide or talking about my outline at a eulogy.

I just pray to god the building burns down with you all in it if thats the case.

A flaming queen wants to go out in a blaze of glory, go figure.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

You still are an insane tranny and/or possible furry. Itll never change fam.

I'm an entirely different person, you absolute legend.

Spoiler: I have one thing to say to you

 

[Adamska]

I dont use my phone on the job site except to put on Spotify and I dont work corporate. Corporate jobs are shit, usually pay shit, and are for people who like to be stuck in a rat race of sorts. 9 times out of 10 my posts are literally right after work and when I have free time or just before the work day starts. I am way too important to be fucking off at work for what I do.

I honestly don't think you do much work at the moment, but then again this is probably because when I hear the words "Bryan Dunn Works" I just am reminded of how you managed to get fired due to being so goddamn stupid and so easily rendered into tears that you managed to stupidly show your place of work and uniform and thus made the company look bad.

And the rest of your tard screeds seem to be a mixture of advanced narcissism, insecurity due to looking like a soy boy and somehow being sent into spasms of rage for being gay and then being called gay, projection of your own faults, the tardery of thinking everyone is one person, and last but not least, trying to deny you're too retarded to ever leave the internet or change strategy, thus proving you'll only stop being an insecure weirdo when you are dead and burned in the state crematorium.

So basically the same thing as when this thread first came about.