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More like missing not having to raise kids.
Gee, Tess, maybe if you hadn't kept lying about your size, and hadn't eaten your way out of fitting into virtually all of the "stylish" plus size lines, maybe you'd still have a career, and be invited back to London.
Or, in the case of Tess, she may in fact be avoiding you, because she's suffered a massive narcissistic injury, has't yet figured out a way to reframe events so she looks good, and is thus avoiding people who know both her and Nick too well to buy that she's the innocent, traumatized victim in all this.
Or you might just ask her uncomfortable questions about what kind of work she has lined up, or where she's living now, or when Nick is coming back, and...she just can't be having that.
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Most companies would lose money trying to make clothes in your size. Fat distribution can get insane the larger someone is. Also, textiles are expensive and people might not want to waste good fabric on bodies like yours.
If only there had been a solution to the problem of the best clothes never coming in anything close to her size. If only she could have changed that situation by consistently making different decisions--decisions that favored fitting into clothes like that, as well as being able to afford them--over a long period of time.
Even if Alexander McQueen made that suit in her size,
it would not look anything like that on Tess. The way that suit looks, and that it's as gorgeous as it is, is because it's cut to fit and accentuate lean bodies, and is being displayed on one that is very lean. The sharp lines, impeccable tailoring, and perfect fit, even if they could be graded up to accommodate Tess's proportions, would be obliterated by the blobby, bulging, shifting mass of her body. The only thing she might possibly get out of it would be bragging rights about wearing McQueen, while making the clothes look like shit.
There's a reason the highest-end designers don't do plus sizes (and ones like Christian Siriano only do bespoke gowns for individual fat women, where they know all of the wearer's measurements and exactly how their fat is distributed). On fat women, the clothes are going to look bad, especially in ready-to-wear. It does not help preserve a brand's exclusivity and desirability to make RTW clothes for fats, and never will. You want to wear those clothes? You've got to prioritize having a body that will fit them. You want to be a fatty? Well, you get Modcloth and Torrid and Eloquii--oh, wait, Tess can't even fit in Eloquii any more? Oh, fucking well. She's made her choices, one mouthful at a time.
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Great, more junk she doesn’t need.
She is too fucking old for glitter, and no amount of fillers and Botox and filters is going to change that.
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Why couldn’t you do homemade cookies? They are easy and more satisfying to make.
Because she's white trash. And because her kid isn't worth expending the effort to make and decorate homemade cookies, then clean up afterwards.
