Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[SodaLove]

So Bibi sleeps on the couch, eh? Guess we solved that mystery. No doubt Jabba will say it's just because of the surgery, but we know better.

Imagine sleeping on the couch because your "girlfriend" is too fucking fat to share a bed with and STILL getting woken up by her eating a family-size dish of mac and cheese at 5am while yammering to her phone and filming herself farting for the internet.

Where are you getting this from? It's a two bedroom appartment. Why would he sleep on the couch...

edit: she'll die defending her farts

 

[Oh My Gauzepads]

edit: she'll die defending her farts

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She has nothing going for her, so all she does is eat, shit, eat, read KF, take time to "prove all the haydurs wrong", moderate her comment section (when it is actually enabled), eat, shit, eat, ugly cry, wish Bibi loved her, eat, fart, and sleep.

How pathetic is it when you ask your "boyfriend" for a statement to use for your defense, and he says he is used to it. A normal person would be mortified. Not Chinny. She's PROUD of the insane HAMBEAST she has become.

We are a little closer to a chimp-out of maximum proportions. She's gonna blow!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I think I have grokked a small clue in the Chantal chili binge that is upcoming. I have no doubt that at the Wound Clinic, they stressed to her the importance of eating high protein to aid in healing, in fact they probably sent her home with a list of the recommended foods. Beans are usually top of the list of protein rich foods, followed by nuts, lean proteins such as chicken and fish, milk and protein drinks. So in Chantal fashion she is going to give their "diet" and half hearted try, resenting all the time being told what to do. The only reason she is acting like she is being compliant is because she is is terrified that she won't live long enough to complete that Food Bucket list. That and when her wound gets worse she will be able to blame the Dr's, the nurses, the clinic; anyone but herself.

Chantal is very, very angry right now. And scared. No womb, early menopause, infected incision, no life. The only thing that has ever made her happy is killing her. I wish she'd get on with the acceptance stage of death and dying.

 

[Kayneth Fastwheels]

Where are you getting this from? It's a two bedroom appartment. Why would he sleep on the couch...

edit: she'll die defending her farts

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I can't imagine being in a relationship where I have to make public statements about my girlfriend's farts to thousands of people.

 

[Punkinsplice]

The real question is why is she adding cheese to chili at all? She has no business eating ANY cheese. One square inch of cheese is 100 calories.

Lol newb. Chantal scoffs at 100 calories of cheese. That can't even make her fart, hardly a digestive gurgle in her massive entrails.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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STFU, you disgusting, fat bitch. I don't need your permission to hate you, thanks.

Wouldn't that just smell like vinegar and garlic? God is there ANYTHING about her that isn't disgusting?

Nope.

Poopy Booty.

I can't wait to hear Zach add this to his roster of names for this bitch.

She thinks you have to be uptight and prudish to be ashamed to fart. She doesn't get that even if you're perfectly okay with your own farts, other people find it disgusting.

And smelly.

not to defend her in any way shape or form, but pre shredded cheese is dusted with powdered wood pulp to keep it from clumping. lots of people don't buy it that way anymore after finding it out. i don't find anything odd about shredding your own cheese. it's also cheaper. i do find it dumb she rush ordered it because she can't wait to hoover that chili down.

AKA cellulose, and anyone who doesn't buy shredded cheese just because it contains cellulose from wood pulp is a fucking idiot.

 

[chantalisfat]

Where are you getting this from? It's a two bedroom appartment. Why would he sleep on the couch...

He was clearly sleeping on the couch located directly behind her while she was filming. Or are you suggesting his alarm clock is located in the living room for some reason?

 

[SodaLove]

He was clearly sleeping on the couch located directly behind her while she was filming. Or are you suggesting his alarm clock is located in the living room for some reason?

The bedrooms are behind the living room... And alarms can be loud as fuck and be heard from other rooms...
Watch her apartment tour video so you can understand the layout of the place.

 

[tiggles]

I would also posit that the gelatin thing emerged as a way of preserving food under refrigeration, pre baggies et al. Meats stored in aspic would stay moist and aspic will melt down into broth if heated. Eating meat jello cold tho....ugh.

nah gorl, tupperware parties. jello was literally just a rctarded status symbol.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I mean, sure why not at this point.

LOL

 

[Dutch Courage]

I mean, sure why not at this point.
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LOL
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I wish "facepalm" was one of the choices besides like, agree, horrifying, informative, etc.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I mean, sure why not at this point.
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LOL
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Goodbye one Cheat Day a week, we hardly knew ye...

 

[marjoram]

Where are you getting this from? It's a two bedroom appartment. Why would he sleep on the couch...

edit: she'll die defending her farts

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Chinny is Malan's "beloved" says Chinny. That's pretty bad as he hardly speaks to her and mostly looks annoyed as fuck by her....'course, as Chinny also says "we don't see everything that happens off camera", so I guess he must be a real slobbering love monkey when we can't see....

 

[Suzuki Beane]

I wish "facepalm" was one of the choices besides like, agree, horrifying, informative, etc.

And a primal scream, a la Edvard Munch...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I mean, sure why not at this point.
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LOL
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She's trying to kill us all via whiplash.

 

[moron]

She's definitely gonna rip ass and poor Bibi is the one that has to deal with it

 

[ADHD]

I mean, sure why not at this point.
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She might as well just order one of everything on their menu and see how much of it she can actually eat. Cuz yeah, at this point, why not?

 

[AngelBitch]

AKA cellulose, and anyone who doesn't buy shredded cheese just because it contains cellulose from wood pulp is a fucking idiot.

It makes cheese melt for shit. Fresh grated is just better, sorry bout it.

 

[Twinkie]

just think! if we had a chantal subforum there could be a designated thread for food spergs where yall can go formulate gelatin timelines, debate the merits of wood pulp cheese, and compare regional variations of chili

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It makes cheese melt for shit. Fresh grated is just better, sorry bout it.

Neither care about meltability nor said anything about it. Just a general comment about how incredibly stupid people can be.

She might as well just order one of everything on their menu and see how much of it she can actually eat. Cuz yeah, at this point, why not?

I wonder if she'd wind up like Mr. Creosote. That would probably break all YT viewing records.