Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

Tammy wears a silicon ring now too. Did they both become shabby looking at exactly the same time?

tammy's pretty damn close to being even fatter than jack

 

[salmonellajack]

I was referring to Jack's live chat where soneone asked about his and Tammy's rings.

 

[Dangerhair]

I'm calling bullshit on Jack even attempting a 5k walk- he got winded walking across a parking lot even before stroke #2, and regularly complained that parking spots were too far away from the feedlots he was shaking down.

For an active person (not even a "fit-fit" person, let alone an athlete), a 5k walk is really just walking with purpose for about an hour without stopping. Someone working construction, commuting in NYC or going to a bigass mall on a Saturday might even knock off chunk of that without even realizing it.

For someone as sedentary as Jack though, it might as well be a marathon. He needs a Rascal to get around a supermarket, and with his stroked out dead arm, can't even tie a pair of running shoes by himself, assuming his feet aren't too fat to fit in them. It's not like he was training for it by taking regular walks or even parking at the far corner of the Wal-Mart parking lot either.

It'd almost be sad, but his problems are 100% self-inflicted.

 

[Skeletor]

Maybe he fell or tripped? I know that the NBA player John Wall ruptured his Achilles when he slipped and fell at home while recovering from another injury,

He probably twisted something in addition to just having muscles sore from under-use. A full-on torn Achilles sounds like bullshit imo.

 

[Chamulum]

I'm calling bullshit on Jack even attempting a 5k walk- he got winded walking across a parking lot even before stroke #2, and regularly complained that parking spots were too far away from the feedlots he was shaking down.

For an active person (not even a "fit-fit" person, let alone an athlete), a 5k walk is really just walking with purpose for about an hour without stopping. Someone working construction, commuting in NYC or going to a bigass mall on a Saturday might even knock off chunk of that without even realizing it.

For someone as sedentary as Jack though, it might as well be a marathon. He needs a Rascal to get around a supermarket, and with his stroked out dead arm, can't even tie a pair of running shoes by himself, assuming his feet aren't too fat to fit in them. It's not like he was training for it by taking regular walks or even parking at the far corner of the Wal-Mart parking lot either.

It'd almost be sad, but his problems are 100% self-inflicted.

Forgive me for power leveling here but reading this just makes me want to do a drastic change in my diet and lifestyle. Thanks Jack! Turns out you're useful for something.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He probably twisted something in addition to just having muscles sore from under-use.

Due to the strokes, Jack has a very, very extreme limp.
Obviously trying to hobble around like that causes much more joint and ligament damage.
Jack had no business attempting the marathon, and I'm betting he received some sort of perverted fake-Christian euphoria at all the church ladies who pitied his condition and encouraged him to cripple himself even further.

 

[Aaway]

I'm calling bullshit on Jack even attempting a 5k walk- he got winded walking across a parking lot even before stroke #2, and regularly complained that parking spots were too far away from the feedlots he was shaking down.

For an active person (not even a "fit-fit" person, let alone an athlete), a 5k walk is really just walking with purpose for about an hour without stopping. Someone working construction, commuting in NYC or going to a bigass mall on a Saturday might even knock off chunk of that without even realizing it.

For someone as sedentary as Jack though, it might as well be a marathon. He needs a Rascal to get around a supermarket, and with his stroked out dead arm, can't even tie a pair of running shoes by himself, assuming his feet aren't too fat to fit in them. It's not like he was training for it by taking regular walks or even parking at the far corner of the Wal-Mart parking lot either.

It'd almost be sad, but his problems are 100% self-inflicted.

i think i remember him posting something on FB a few months before the 5k about how he was able to walk around the entire mall once without stopping to rest

so that gives you an idea of just how out of shape he is

 

[Buck Mullet]

Jack's strokes and inability to walk for an hour should make him rethink doing these stupid food "wars". He's literally a casualty of them.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack's strokes and inability to walk for an hour should make him rethink doing these stupid food "wars". He's literally a casualty of them.

Veteran of the Keto Wars.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Veteran of the Keto Wars.

I think you'll find he was dishonourably discharged for desertion during the KETO Wars.

 

[Aaway]

Jack's strokes and inability to walk for an hour should make him rethink doing these stupid food "wars". He's literally a casualty of them.

jack's gonna shovel burgers, fries, bacon, and bbq down his mouth until he drops dead

he made it clear that there is no point in living if he can't consume meat

 

[FemalePresident]

I wish Jack did a "salad wars" or "healthy food wars"

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I wish Jack did a "salad wars" or "healthy food wars"

Reminder of Jack's idea of salad.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I wish Jack did a "salad wars" or "healthy food wars"

With the amount of dressing Jack puts on his salads? That would be the final cholesterol bomb his heart needs in order to say "right, fuck this, I'm out".

 

[EvilDroid64]

It's possible that Jack's stroke didn't do that much brain damage. He had a left-brain stroke, which damages the right side of your body. The left side of your brain is more associated with logic and reasoning, which he was never that strong on in the first place. There wasn't much brainpower there to damage. What little brainpower he has left comes from the right side, more associated with creativity and arts, hence the YouTube channel and the failed DJ career.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

An orchard full of low-hanging fruit.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

An orchard full of low-hanging fruit.

Is that Jack Jr? He already knows more than Jack just by virtue of that carbs subtraction thing he did at the beginning.

 

[Sally]

The fact jack junior says "I probably did not stir it well enough" as opposed to instantly blaming the product shows that Jack.Jr has learnt something from his fathers beatings, never to be like him.Jack.Jr is just more charismatic then his father perhaps that why he cut him off in the edit 0:55

 

[captkrisma]

An orchard full of low-hanging fruit.

Jack still on that 'kids on youtube' rant claiming Jack Jr is 19...but he wasn't 19 in a lot of the earlier videos...hmm....

 

[Religion is Dead]

I got real bored and managed to find this video of him and Tammy getting ready for a day of being at the Orange County Marketplace. This was clearly after they stopped using food with his sauce, because people just have to dip their fingers in it to try it.