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[Leonard Helplessness]

There's a lot of fucked up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

 

[Near]

Rejected Condom Brands (Nov 18, 2005 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff)

Something Awful - Rejected Condom Brands

www.somethingawful.com

Flame san2D made this image while resting on the shoulders of a larger Photoshop image maker.

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Accident Underwater was thrown out of matador school for taking things too personal.

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Yikes. This is problematic.

 

[Pissmaster]

RIP FYAD.

 

[Coolio55]

They fucking defederated our node so I invited them on Discord

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he still doesn't wanna join tho wtf

Don't post that null. The gay discords where all the qcs whiners congregate and plan don't actually exist and they want everyone to know that please nobody save this image.

Also please nobody read the following images:

 

[Isaac Cox]

Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

When I was 12 years old this was the shit.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

FYAD right now. Of course it's not enough to appease them:

 

[Null]

FYAD right now. Of course it's not enough to appease them:

lol he got probated rip my nigga mae

 

[Haramburger]

I love the Twitter style cartoon portrait of this person. How much are we betting that this tranny is actually morbidly obese and does not pass at all and looks nothing like their pic.

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The rest of his posts just turn into "FUCK OFF ASSHAT" and other screeching.

FYAD was never funny but deleting it to please some mentally ill people on SA is a definite sign of the times and won't help make the site any better. It's give an inch, take a mile with these people, and if they were able to cry enough to get FYAD taken down next it'll be the guns and military forums for sure because of how problematic they are.

hasty job, please pardon the wasted space in the middle:

Spoiler: LinkedIn Profile

https://au.linkedin.com/in/mae-lewis-05ab05197 (archive: http://archive.li/K8Ljd)



BBC London Calling, BBC Worldwide
Feb 2012 – Feb 2012
"A unique window for diverse international audiences into all things London in the lead up to the 2012 Olympics."

I was involved in the later stages of the project as a JavaScript and CSS developer. However for me the work started much earlier, building and maintaining a comprehensive PHP based content management system to power the website.

It was great seeing the project being noticed, particularly by developers at Google who wrote about it on their Google Maps blog.
"A unique window for diverse international audiences into all things London in the lead up to the 2012 Olympics."

I was involved in the later stages of the project as a JavaScript and CSS developer. However for me the work started much earlier, building and maintaining a comprehensive PHP based content management system to power the website.

It was great seeing the project being noticed, particularly by developers at Google who wrote about it on their Google Maps blog.

Amusingly, the hairstyle kind of matches, but not the color

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

fuck YOU. this is about more than "just jokes", it's hard to overstate how vile the kiwifarms types are and what was going on in the big thread tracking/organizing harassment of trans forum members. there are literally a few thousand people who do nothing but sit around all day clocking trans people online on various places like SA/reddit/twitter/tumblr and wait for them to fuck up so they can dox them/out them/fuck with their employment (lots of trans folk are pretty far to the left and may post radical sentiments online). i'd consider what FYAD was up to as basically working towards the same end of seeing trans people silenced, materially harmed, and scared to post in their community spaces and that's pretty much subhuman behavior, that's just the doxxing/mocking thread they had.

Too long for random.txt

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Meanwhile, a bit of trawling led me to one of the greatest posts in the old timey trans megathreads. In the wake of some trans child rapist who killed himself in prison:

So does this dudes <image expired>:

son have enough childhood homosexual incest rape privilege or whatever to say his dad raped him or is he furthering his homosexual child rape upon your special little Trans community by saying his male father raped him and killed himself in a hissy when Uncle Sam wouldn't cut his fucking pud off and turn that little child raping penis inside out and therefore into a Trans approved vagina and slap some bolt on tits and horse hormones into him?

Jet

Fucking lol. I didn't have to go to no fancy fucking college to know turning a homosexual child rapists dick inside out doesn't make a Vagina. Or a woman.

Fuel

You are all horrible monsters for playing into this child raping motherfuckers insanity and referring to the sack of shit as a woman. It makes for a laugh, certainly, all of you people do, and anything that cuts a child rapists dick off is usually A-okay by me, but this is entirely untenable.

Doesn't

There's no big deal de-dicking-dumbass-deadbeat-dads-doing-dimes-in medium security. It's the fake tits and frankengina and costly vet medication and pain killer costs that rational people don't want their tax money going to.

Burn

It makes so much more sense to take this child raping asshole outback and put a bullet in his head but this country has more thirds of flipper baby and autism than Apache or Cherokee or whatever. So instead now in the year of our long ago having foresaken us lord twenty fucking fifteen this kiddy diddler sad brain suicide success story is cause célèbre for the most insufferable mentally ill fucks on planet earth.

Hot

I guess in 2015 we mourn dead child rapists suiciding for lack of access to medically unnecessary, traumatic, cosmetic, procedures and meds.

Enough

I for one want to be the first to thank him for killing himself, and sincerely encourage a fuckload of yougoddamn abominations to grab your bed sheets and follow your fucking martyr.

To

Not just Trans people, child rapist defenders. Motherfucking child rapist defenders.

Melt

Every sentence uttered about this guy should start with "This homosexual pedophile raped his own son. JFC. Look: this is a child rapist, nothing worth mourning. You fucking "people".

Steel

 

[repentance]

This is Jake Alley level arrogance. Who on earth do they think would want to read their write up?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

fuck YOU. this is about more than "just jokes", it's hard to overstate how vile the kiwifarms types are and what was going on in the big thread tracking/organizing harassment of trans forum members. there are literally a few thousand people who do nothing but sit around all day clocking trans people online on various places like SA/reddit/twitter/tumblr and wait for them to fuck up so they can dox them/out them/fuck with their employment (lots of trans folk are pretty far to the left and may post radical sentiments online). i'd consider what FYAD was up to as basically working towards the same end of seeing trans people silenced, materially harmed, and scared to post in their community spaces and that's pretty much subhuman behavior, that's just the doxxing/mocking thread they had.

It must be sad, not knowing how to read.

 

[CrunkLord420]

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Wow, I can't believe a Something Awful mod would hand down a transphobic ban like this. Banning Anarchist Mae is just a signal to the awful offsite nazis that their vile insinuations are correct. Clearly the trans folx of Something Awful are hurting, their very existence under threat from FYAD. This is the last thing they need.

I hope the identity of this nazi-sympathizer mod is brought forward because without that transparency I can't help but feel that Something Awful endorsing white supremacy and president Trump. Hopefully The Daily Dot can publish a news article about this, and be used as a citation on the Something Awful wikipedia page.

EDIT: ENBIES TOO, YOU'RE VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

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No such thing.

 

[Coolio55]

hasty job, please pardon the wasted space in the middle:
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Amusingly, the hairstyle kind of matches, but not the color

Premier doxx. Nice work my friend.

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Meanwhile, a bit of trawling led me to one of the greatest posts in the old timey trans megathreads. In the wake of some trans child rapist who killed himself in prison:

Holy shit PM me a link. I can screenshot.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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This is Jake Alley level arrogance. Who on earth do they think would want to read their write up?

@Oh Long Johnson Hey dude, look, you're famous amongst the troons now.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I don't usually victim blame, but whining about how you don't want to be doxxxxxxxxed while being watched by people known for it is basically slapping gravy on your ass in front of a hungry lion.

 

[zap2theextreme]

wtf they banned skylarky

 

[Marissa Moira]

You know the justifications for burning homos in the town square during the middle ages was that not only were they godless heathens but they ruined the surrounding community as a whole.

Nothing has changed.

 

[zap2theextreme]

wow they banned like 6 or 7 funny interesting posters for one miserable guy