"I MADE THIS!"
WE CAN TELL.
Edit: her specifying "non-GMO" pasta as though it means anything or aggrandises her meal is typical basic Chantal. The pasta is from Italy apparently. Does our gorl have the taste to recognise good from bad?
Gushes over San Marzano tomatoes. I don't know about Canadian food regulations, but unlike in the EU, in the US you can call a generic plum tomato San Marzano, it means nothing, it's a scam.
What even is this sausage? Her sausage looks strange, but perhaps it's a Canadian thing. It looks more like cured meat like chorizo than a cooking sausage.
Her first bite involves slobbering mouth sounds, naturally.
"I haven't been feeling well, I think it's something with my hormones", of course this is nothing to do with your lifestyle which this mukbang reflects, it's dang dirty fate.
"Insatiable appetite", bitch is claiming the surgery made her even hungrier than before.
Once again dismisses the idea that she could get diabetes.
"I haven't been showering", despite her claim that her hysterectomy makes her hot all the time.
"I've been sponge bathing", "I haven't washed my hair" Do you ever?
She sponge washes with wet wipes, and revels in disgusting ass-wipe innuendo.
"Wipe front to back with these, then rinse", "wash folds here *gestures to chin*, neck, ears, pits, boobs, y'know, everywhere there's a crevice, HEEH"
Chantal doesn't address the fact that she can't reach half her body using her hands. I thought this 'guide' would give us info on her using her ass-wiping stick, surely something she could barely resist mentioning.
"It does the trick, it keeps you from smelling" Press X To Doubt.
"The reason I leave [my farts] in is because I find it funny. When I'm editing I almost bust open my stitches"
She goes into more appalling detail about farts and sharts, realises Bibi hears all of this so asks him what anime he is watching (no idea if she got the right name, "Dr Stone" or something).
Our dainty gourmande begins to talk about "al dente" and "good olive oil". She then doubles down "REALLY good olive oil". I really wonder what she is buying. In Europe you'd be lucky to find anything Italian and good priced below 20 Euro/750 ml, and this is far from restaurant quality. Most specialists would use a cheaper one for cooking, and an expensive one for dressing. Chantal makes no such distinction.
She gives a list of moderately Italian ingredients, then says "vegetables are better", and claims her food lacks them because she "didn't have any". Italian light pasta dishes (not that her serving was light) rarely have substantial vegetable components, and I don't know why she would equate her Authentic Italian Everything spiel with health food talk about veggies.
"I'm making an effort to cook my food. I've been eating fast food more than I should be", "everybody knows my Achilles Heel is fast food" I would say that the binging is a symptom of your untreatable narc and bipolar personality, but hey, that's just me, continue to invoke Grecian myth to avoid taking responsibility for your behaviour.
"It doesn't make me feel very good if I eat [fast food]" this is severe mental illness, you had a direct shot and missed it by refusing to take the blame for your behaviour, once again she goes into more 'adjustment' bs.
More dumpster philosophy from our 400lb dietician about how "real food" is important and not processed, "fresh is better y'know", "I really feel that I can cook".
She cooked chicken curry yesterday, which indicates she's cooking food to eat on top of all of her junk food binging.
"Those crushed chillies are no joke", pls learn2italian, if it's burning your mouth you've made it badly.
*brandishes sausage on fork* "This kind of meat I eat less frequently because it's high in sodium"
OH FUCKING KILL YOURSELF CHANTAL, STEP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN AND EXPLODE (I am actually very mad at this, she is so full of shit). Dismisses this with "it's good quality, grass-fed". How it must feel to be a walking, talking, lying cliche of a human.
The formerly fake-vegan bitch then moralises about animals being fed with corn as a terrible thing as she deep-throats pieces of sausage that she is excused for because a label said "grass-fed". Totes not mistreated. What happened to the crying animals in your PETA video, Chantal?
"They're supposed to eat grass" she says, 1 second before this frame. Is this what
you're supposed to eat, Chinny?
She uses "home-cooked" as a get out of jail free card exactly like DSP does, Chantal's home-cooking actually has a lot in common with DSP.
Claims she only ate the last sausage "for those of you who are OCD".
Apparently we miss Peetz so she's going to do something festive with him for a video. If you wear a Santa hat, are the hand-jobs you give him considered sufficiently seasonal?
