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[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

I think the specimen bag is an absolutely lovely touch. Distracts from that massive fucking gut.

Wonder if dude's seen his own dick in recent memory? Maybe gross obesity is a defence against dysphoria: I can't see it = it's not there. Maybe that's why so goddamn many of them are hamplanets.

So many maybes as answers to questions I never wanted to ask.

Oh another nice detail about being this fucking fat: a lot of actual women this fucking fat have Cushing‘s, which causes thinning hair. This troon has actually found a look that works!

 

[Cake Farts]

Found another transracial tranny lol.
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This is what happens when no boundaries are drawn as to what is socially acceptable and what isn’t. According to the DSM-5, the reason why gender dysphoria is not classed as a mental illness is because ‘gender nonconformity itself is not a disorder. Rather, the distress that arises from the discrepancy between one’s own birth gender and their perceived gender is a dysfunction’ (Paraphrased). Keeping that logic in line, the same can be applied to transracial ideology. Nonconformity does not equate a disorder; rather, in psychiatry, illnesses and disorders arise from the symptoms of distress and impairment from day to day functioning.
You see where this sounds wacky? On paper, this definition makes sense; but in real life classing trannies and transracials as totally normal is batshit insane.

 

[Bani]

I suspect this story didn't exactly happen as told

I suspect it didn't happen at all.

Found this on the Vancouver Troon subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/transvancouver/comments/e8dd0a/can_i_claim_tax_refundsbenefits_for_gender/View attachment 1045688

I get receiving benefits if you need 'em. But whinging you deserve backpay since forever because 'well, they would have diagnosed me if they'd known!' is just a whole level beyond. Bet dollars to donuts I've seen this leech around my neighbourhood, too. For every 10 people around here, there's like 2 or 3 troons. It's traumatizing, really.

Anyways. Haven't seen too many Canadian troons, beside Yaniv and Ogre that leap to mind, so here's some very pathetic specimens. And I finally contributed something besides snark and murdering trannies with my belief in biology. Yay.

Oh my god. As if Canadians don't waste enough tax dollars on these yahoos and their fucking tribunals and bathrooms. Now you get a tax refund just for having a penis and putting on a dress. Amazing.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I have to laugh at people who say that only mean pervy Christians would objecte clearly slutty outfit. Please, while arguably not main function, one of the largest aspects of of clothing is nonverbal communication. There some theories that’s why clothing became thing in first place, starting from accessories like jewelry and body paints. Dress codes, uniforms and fashion exist in every culture and modesty standards are also universally common. Even those cultures that are cool with tits or dicks hanging out have their own body parts that should covered or type of dressing that’s no-no, especially around the other gender. Sexy side of life has huge implications, impacts and desires but generally considered pretty unpolite to talk about, so availability is more often than not communicated trough indirect means, very often trough clothing or lack of it. So if you’re not going talk about banging with your niece, uncle and gramma, don’t dress like you’re ready to get it on eather, because then you are communicating to them about banging. It’s really not that complicated.

"I love men in uniform" is completely lost on these retards. Sex is all they can think of because nobody ever showed romantic interest in them. It's like that one depressed girl who ends up being the easy lay of the class because she thinks it means people like and want her.; starts dressing up like a nightwalker because certainly if anyone even dares look in their direction, it's not disgust but desire.

whats with the smirk? i find it common on a variety of lolcows

It's an attempt at being quirky, as if "haha ups at least i try pls like me ". I've literally never seen it outside tranny contexts or mid-teen boys with Bieber haircuts.

 

[Chocolate Helmet]

It's like they wanna make their life more difficult - just be an androgynous person or better yet, don't make conforming to gender stereotypes your reason for trooning out - it's like they don't know that boys can like makeup/fashion/stereotypical feminine hobbies, and girls can like playing sports, video games and not really worrying too much about appearing like a girly girl. In my opinion, these guys/girls carry a lot of shame for not being a stereotype of their gender. These days, they needn't worry. The most macho-man can be obsessed with cooking the prettiest cake, painting a pretty picture of flowers, even wearing makeup and a cute dress, and still be comfortable with their masculinity. Humans naturally have feminine/masculine dichotomies. It's totally normal, and should be encouraged.

Once upon a time (the 50s), cooking/gardening/fashion/makeup was for 'women only' - but guess what, men can enjoy that shit too! It doesn't mean they're trans, gay or whatever. Would you call Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver, Anthony Bourdain trans, just because they love to cook a tasty meal? No, cos they're allowed to have cooking as a passion. Same with women. Heaps of women love sports, fighting, cars, science/technology, stereotypical masculine hobbies, but that doesn't discount their femininity.

Society has a plethora of male fashion designers, chefs, gardeners and makeup aficionados. It's funny to me, that men make fun of other men who enjoy cooking/fashion, etc, but at the same time, there's heaps of famous/respected men who are chefs, fashion designers, actors, singers, so-called girly hobbies, who are still blokes.

Trannies need a therapist, and to understand that it's totally normal and okay to like things that the opposite sex like. Gain some acceptance about it, before they go taking hormones and mutilating their knobs. It's sad.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Found another transracial tranny lol.
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You know, I feel for those less well hung brothers out there. Everybody is always expecting black men to have huge dicks. It's got to be tough for the ones who don't quite measure up. Wonder if this guy gets out the ruler to see if he's gotten a personal record in BBC.

 

[Polytetrafluoroethylene]

Had some fun going through the pluralgang hashtag on Twitter. To the surprise of no one, almost all the results were for trannies:

 

[DumbDude42]

Here is a thing that definitely happened.
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"i was just standing on the corner minding my own business when out of the blue a racist nazi drumpf supporter wearing a KKK hood and a MAGA hat started ranting about trannies, but he didn't realize i am a stunning and brave trans womyn! ha! take that, bigots!"
and then the whole street corner stood up and clapped

 

[Spastic Colon]

Had some fun going through the pluralgang hashtag on Twitter. To the surprise of no one, almost all the results were for trannies:

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Oh FFS, not only do I have to memorize everyone's individual pronouns (and learn what 300 new genders mean), now I have to try and figure out which personality I'm talking to so I can use it's correct pronouns? We need to bring back the days when crazy people were rounded up and thrown into asylums. Because as horrible as that was, at least the rest of us weren't infected with their crazy.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You know, I feel for those less well hung brothers out there. Everybody is always expecting black men to have huge dicks. It's got to be tough for the ones who don't quite measure up. Wonder if this guy gets out the ruler to see if he's gotten a personal record in BBC.

It's even funnier because studies have been done on penis size and there's no correlation to race and penis size.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Oh FFS, not only do I have to memorize everyone's individual pronouns (and learn what 300 new genders mean), now I have to try and figure out which personality I'm talking to so I can use it's correct pronouns? We need to bring back the days when crazy people were rounded up and thrown into asylums. Because as horrible as that was, at least the rest of us weren't infected with their crazy.

Fortunately, you don't have to do any of that because it doesn't matter at all. Even if you LITERALLY MURDER some alphabet soup person by not calling them whatever random thing they want to be called in that moment, you can just be like "Oh" and keep it pushing. Worst-case scenario, you end up in one of their fake stories, but nobody but other troons and us kiwis will ever read them.

 

[pr3nt177]

That tongue thing they do is weird and gross. Troons seem to think it's a cute girly expression and the ones that do it make that face in a disproportionate number of selfies

This bloke describes himself as a "beautiful lesbian".

 

[Symphony of the NEET]

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that photo probably smells like dollar store chicken soup

 

[Safir]

The app I use to track my periods made a forum for trans women to discuss their “”””””””periods”””””””” and all I can garner from this is that it’s mass delusion.

Sounds like you need a new period tracker. That one's infected.

Better yet, don't use a dedicated period app to track your periods. Use a general-purpose note-taking app or a paper notebook. If there's any machine learning happening on the backend, it's to sell your data, not to help your health. Don't trust apps. Periods can't be harder than taxes.

 

[grim darque]

Oh FFS, not only do I have to memorize everyone's individual pronouns (and learn what 300 new genders mean), now I have to try and figure out which personality I'm talking to so I can use it's correct pronouns? We need to bring back the days when crazy people were rounded up and thrown into asylums. Because as horrible as that was, at least the rest of us weren't infected with their crazy.

I can learn to deal with the trendy Plural kids with their dozens of alters crammed in to each struggling pea brain; it's taken a lot of thought, consideration, and wrestling with my conscience over which side of history I want to be on in having to deal with the ever growing Pod of trannies (and one, brand new, super special enby baby whatsit) that keep moving in to my very small complex: I blatantly ignore them. It makes life much, much simpler. Even being peripherally dragged in to the orbit of one of those beasts just cranks the desire to start screeching 'no no no, you dumb sonofabitch! Menstruation isn't a human trait! It's the trait of a mammalian female, goddammit.' Just an endless source of headaches and mouthfuls of blood from biting your tongue.

What I really want to know here is what in the fuck is a Quoiromantic?

Although... if I were to accidentally misgender one of them, or accidentally murder one by openly talking about what a sonofabitch a particularly heavy flow month is as an adult, mammalian human female with properly functioning adult human female genitals + sexual and nonsexual internal bits and organs, my face would probably be plastered all over the goddamn city on broadsheets with my full name, phone number, address, place of employment, next of kin, list of known allergies, likes, dislikes and phobias, plus a detailed list of my cat's pet peeves before high noon the next day. With the potential of eviction, too. And because it's Canada, they could probably sue me.

For the most oppressed people ever, EVER, they sure do hold a lot of sway over all of the programs, centers and organizations they like to claim oppress them the most. Even the aging, black crackhead sexworker with FAS and mild brain damage who is incapable of recognizing the giant , flaming red flags every guy she's ever dated (or 'dated' and anyone else would have been able to see immediately that her night would be ending on the Bad Date List) Yeah, that woman may as well be Princess Di was when you compare her to the poorly dressed slobs that marinate in pefume for an hour every morning to make their daily pity party rounds. I mean, there's only one rape crisis center/emergency shelter type place left in Canada that caters solely to actual females. Head Troon Oger even got them defunded, they were threatened, the building repeatedly vandalized, and them bitches still won't let Troons counsel, or sleep in close quarters with women and girls who've been thoroughly traumatized and violated by men penis-havers, in ONE building in one city in aaaalllll of Canada.
Compared to that affront to humanity, being a mentally deficient, crack addicted, older black homeless female sex worker? That's a charmed life, for sure.

I'm so sorry about this rambling, purple monstrosity. I didn't sleep at all last night yet, and I'm at that point right before you either conk out or get your second wind where you're wound up like an 8 year old on a post-Hallowe'en sugar high. Some people get giddy, I get verbose.

 

[Next Task]

I wonder what the psychology is behind these posts, because pass porn stories like this are a daily occurrence on troon subs, and it’s kind of sad. I’m thinking it’s a coping mechanism because they get misgendered all the time,

I like it being called 'passing porn', because that's exactly what it is. But I don't think troons get misgendered very often if they're presenting enough female signifiers, like longer hair, make-up, dresses, etc. At least, to their face. People still clock them as troons, but most people are too polite, or worried about drawing the attention of the clearly insane man, to say anything. The kinder-hearted or SJW-types might even be thinking about how brave the troon is, living their true self.

Funny thing being, there's clearly a market, however niche, for chicks with dicks - almost entirely male, I'd guess. So sometimes a man possibly is checking them out or finds them desirable, meaning they get to flatter themselves that they're not just someone else's fetish. And then it turns out if they're not a chick with a dick, but with a stink ditch instead, then they complain about chasers and the cotton ceiling because they've lost the one thing the other person has found appealing.

Because, as is standard with troons, their exploration of their fetish is empowering and so, so brave, but someone else exploring their fetish is just a sex-obsessed pervert. It really is astounding how much hypocrisy they manage to embody.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Funny thing being, there's clearly a market, however niche, for chicks with dicks -

There are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Not like it helps, but there's a thread on #pluralgang

 

[NoReturn]

Had some fun going through the pluralgang hashtag on Twitter. To the surprise of no one, almost all the results were for trannies:

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OK, I'll bite. What's a "phin" and what's a "drone"?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

I like it being called 'passing porn', because that's exactly what it is. But I don't think troons get misgendered very often if they're presenting enough female signifiers, like longer hair, make-up, dresses, etc. At least, to their face. People still clock them as troons, but most people are too polite, or worried about drawing the attention of the clearly insane man, to say anything. The kinder-hearted or SJW-types might even be thinking about how brave the troon is, living their true self.

Excluding the absolute hulks, if they’re wearing enough female signifiers and not speaking or exhibiting any behaviors that call attention themselves at all, many can pass from a distance. It’s like the great Cher Horowitz told us, some people are like a Monet: from a distance they look ok but you get up close and it’s a great big mess.

So a silent troon just standing there 30 feet from you may “pass” because they aren’t going to be noticed at all. They pass beneath your notice. In general, people ignore other people. They can get by on that. If they speak, or move, or interact with anyone, it’s all over. So I can see how a silent still troon might get catcalled from across the street. Some ugly as hell actual women get catcalled after all, though catcallers prefer pubescent girls.

But of course, all troons must call attention to themselves, as it is a core competency of troonery.