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It is keeping him looking young........................and gay.Instead of tasting tyrone's cum hes making face cream off of it.
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It is keeping him looking young........................and gay.Instead of tasting tyrone's cum hes making face cream off of it.
Remember kids, talking about an album that is definitely 100 percent about Matt is not relevant to the thread. it will be deleted by moderators as "shilling" even though it's at the top of the comedy charts right now and people are talking about it in correlation to Matt. Fatsmas.Fun
There is no way to flag an album, so they can't even blame Matt for flagging it down.
Well, one of his daughters isn't his, so...Matt really is impressed that he found another ugly person to let him poke.
Jarbo is assmad at conservatives because a few on Twitter might take away his precious porn:
Edit: Turns out this is a cow crossover. Miss Ashley Rae has her own thread in Tumblr.View attachment 1042091
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter: "Conservativism in 2019. Y'all need to get lai…
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Jarbo is assmad at conservatives because a few on Twitter might take away his precious porn:
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter: "Conservativism in 2019. Y'all need to get lai…
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"You need to get laid" probably isn't going to have much punch being directed at a woman by a fat neckbeard cuck, even when that woman is Goldenberg and the last time she got laid the guy became a Neo-Nazi. At least she's not raising a kid named Adolf who's not hers for him.Jarbo is assmad at conservatives because a few on Twitter might take away his precious porn:
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter: "Conservativism in 2019. Y'all need to get lai…
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WHY DOES THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION HAVE SUCH SHINY SKIN? This is not normal.
Make sense that Matt would be against porn bans, as his life is really just one long cuckolding movie. What would do afterwards?View attachment 1043485
This is almost a self-aware admission of a need for growth and change... except that we have him making rather recent and ill-advised sexual jokes on Twitter.
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Or... And hang with my here.... I was terrible at being edgy and literally threw anything and everything at the wall to get a laugh. https://t.co/qB0KgfPgz4”twitter.com
What the fuck does he put on his face? I do a full 3-pass shave every day and I’m not that shiny.
Does he bath in bacon grease?
His biggest regret here is not waiting until now to get caught. Then he could have said “Swear to God, I’d love to let people criticize me for being a bland, soy filled bitch. But Susan made this rule so now I guess I’m untouchable.”Cow Crossover: Desperate for attention Jarbo gets on the Onision hate train, a-logs in the process:
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“You know who will thrive off of the new youtube harassment crackdowns? Onision.”twitter.com
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Mister AntiBully on Twitter
“Did he play the long game? Youtube basically just made it impossible to shit on Matt.”twitter.com
Who wants to touch him? Certainly not his girlfriend.lol. yeah........he's not untouchable.