Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

You'll always have the good times. Nobody can take those away from you. Not even the Mouse.

Should've capped that off with this:















Just clipped the Despecialized edition because I can't find a decent clip on YouTube without George's retarded Blu-Ray edit
 
Speakin of the reshoots, anyone else think the "Kylo Ren is thrown into a pit and dies" ending was reshot to have him somehow survive and wind up with Rey on Tatooine?
I'm sure there is a cut somewhere at Disney with this happening, but I'm believing in our German burger spoiler prophecy as it matches with everything else we've seen.

SW cast are already backstabbing and acting worse than the GoT cast's last season. At least they kept up the buddy-buddy appearance and best season ever to sell it to the normie fans, even if it was painfully obvious that it was going to be a shitshow. What i wouldn't give for backstage footage of the first table read ala GoT S8, where everybody is just disgusted by the butchering of all their characters and years of work going down the drain.
 
I'm sure there is a cut somewhere at Disney with this happening, but I'm believing in our German burger spoiler prophecy as it matches with everything else we've seen.
Everyone in this thread, please read this sentence carefully one more time.
"German burger spoiler prophecy" should not make sense as a term, but somehow, this timeline made it a thing.
 
>decent chance
it's a pretty open secret by now that a lot of subreddits are run by either shills that get showered in swag or outright people on the payroll, especially since reddit's format allows to easily hide any post that goes against the grain - if the community itself doesn't take care of it beforehand themselves by downvoting it into oblivion.

I suspected this was the case but I’ll never underestimate the potential for a fanboy to do this kind of shady shit for free.


money. people talking shit about your product will lead to less sales, so there's a vested interest to curb dissent or astroturf enough. now pair that with exceptional consumer drones (which have always existed, but with everything exceptional the internet gave them a platform too). and where else to live your consumerism than on social networks?
This is an excellent point. It’s genuinely ironic that your average social justice obsessed moron will praise Marx in one tweet then suck Disney’s corporate schlong in the next. I think there’s another layer to that though: the deeper irony that they’ve been manipulated into doing it in the first place as a result of their consumerism.

People like to defend corporate censorship because it get’s the results that they’re ideological sympathetic to; the number of “woke” people okay with companies fighting so-called hate speech is worrying to say the least.

But what if a company manipulated people into classifying criticism of the company itself as hate speech? I used to consider this a dystopian thought experiment but fuck me if that isn’t exactly what’s happening.

“Consume product because you like product” isn’t enough, there’s now also “consume product because if you don’t you’re a bad person”.

There’s a lot of documented exceptionalism and incompetence in Disney, but part of me wonders if the reality is less “go woke, go broke” and more “go woke, and twitter communists will look the other way while you buy up every major media company in the country, and go to bat for you while you do it.”

I get that the social justice crowd is fickle and never pleased, but I’m convinced that someone in a boardroom somewhere thought that putting effort into manipulating them was better than the alternative.
 
Everyone in this thread, please read this sentence carefully one more time.
"German burger spoiler prophecy" should not make sense as a term, but somehow, this timeline made it a thing.
Don't forget about the Swedish Chef
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The only reason to watch Plan IX for me is so I can enjoy videos by people like E;R taking the piss out of that shitty movie more.

Was his final words "This film sucks ass"?
Yes. Then he was smothered with a pillow by Kennedy herself.

Hope the link works. Palpatine is Snoke confirmed, we see the floating square, and the tanks of Snoke in background.

Doesn't work for me, please post screenshots, if possible.
 
Hope the link works. Palpatine is Smoke confirmed, we see the floating square, and the ranks of Smoke in background.

I've always been a fan of Supreme Leader Smoke:

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>my boy

The voiceover and the scene was pretty cool. But then everything that followed felt hollow and empty.

By the by, wasn't it funny how JonTron just went radio-silent on Star Wars after his StarCade series built up to The Force Awakens?


I'm just saying that I'll probably be watching this on opening day/night.

Doesn't work for me, please post screenshots, if possible.

I got you fam:
 
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Seriously, why is this obnoxious bitch getting her own show while so many other better characters and stories get the shaft? Her comic is the lowest selling one among Marvel's SW comics.

Because she's a lgbt+ women of color, and it's easy for them to scream racism and sexism if people don't like it. At least they don't have a chance to fuck up beloved characthers if they make a spin-off show with them.

Though I would be more open with a spin-off show about Max Rebo
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He's way more adearing and way less obnoxious than Dr.Aphra.
 
Because she's a lgbt+ women of color, and it's easy for them to scream racism and sexism if people don't like it. At least they don't have a chance to fuck up beloved characthers if they make a spin-off show with them.

Though I would be more open with a spin-off show about Max Rebo
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He's way more adearing and way less obnoxious than Dr.Aphra.
Max Rebo fucks. I love that guy.
 
I don't know. Earliest leaks implied that Ren did survive and ended up living with Rey on Tatooine, so maybe the reshoots were to make him die since we can't have a perfect Sue like Rey needing a man in her life. We can't have THE FORCE GODDESS be weighed down by a man.
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The Force is Female. Not a couple.

In seriousness though, the reshoots ended about 2 or 3 weeks ago, and all the most recent shit indicates that Kylo Ren dies, but for all we know, there probably is a cut of them together in a corny romantic ending. And if Reylo happens, Disney shits will defend this trash to infinity and beyond. But if it doesn't happen, we'll have a few more useful idiots for the anti-Disney Wars crowd.

Side note, where do women get off with this attitude? It's not "equal" it's "female", they're not even trying to hide the fact that they're female supremacists who are trying to establish a matriarchy.

The question is why should any man with a pair of balls not be diametrically opposed to this and try to stop it at every turn?

The future of the galaxy is being a roastie living in cat piss

The evolution of basically the cratering of the entire idea of male and female relationships is fascinating, first there was the "Married With Children" era in which people made each other miserable and the skyrocketing divorce rates, now with my generation they don't even bother to try.
 
The Daily Mail is reporting that a Terminally ill fan has been given a private screening of the film. This is particularly poignant as apparently Disney hasn't allowed any test screenings.

That's horrifying. It's sad to think that a man is dying, and he can wish for anything, and he wishes to see the new Disney Star Wars movie. That's just tragic and dark.
 
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Thanks for posting the video...
Geez, it's really not fair. The Sith get some underground temple with giant creepy Palpatine statues, the Jedi get frog-nun island and the withered remains of the Gummibear hideout.

Because everyone in Hollywood is evil, and being evil is cool. No matter how much they try to gaslight people into thinking they're moral paragons.

But nevermind that shit. Bring on the YTPs.
 
I tried to feel something when looking at that trailer. I really, really did.
I felt mild discomfort and tiredness when looking at this. It's blatantly evident how much of a shitshow this will be.
Also, Rey is still a super Sue from the looks of 1:10. Weren't these speeders supposed to be threatening? It took Luke actual effort to shake them off in ROTJ, at least.
 
Hope the link works. Palpatine is Snoke confirmed, we see the floating square, and the tanks of Snoke in background.

You know what the sad part is? As Rich Evans pointed out, even though it is completely stupid that The Emperor is in this movie and even though it is as lazy and desperate as it gets, I know that old motherfucker is going to be the most entertaining thing in the whole movie.

Because she's a lgbt+ women of color, and it's easy for them to scream racism and sexism if people don't like it. At least they don't have a chance to fuck up beloved characthers if they make a spin-off show with them.

Though I would be more open with a spin-off show about Max Rebo
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He's way more adearing and way less obnoxious than Dr.Aphra.

You know what? Having read the earlier Vader comics, I actually kind of liked her initially...until muh diversity and muh progressivism clearly took over when writing for her.
 
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