KPop Stans - The round eye fans of slant eye bands

[The Crow]

Most k-pop fangirls are just former scene beans who used to fawn over the lead singers of screamo bands until that style stopped being trendy sometime around 2014/15.

 

[Clicky]

For transparency's sake or whatever, I'm into K-pop. I think one of the saddest things were fans being happy that the girls were allowed to talk about pigging out. It was apparetly amazing that they could eat things like fast food on camera without backlash from their company.

Another funny thing was BTS going on their first break in July since debuting in 2013. Their company/management said that it would "provide them with a chance to enjoy the ordinary lives of young people in their 20s, albeit briefly."

The break lasted for one month.

 

[ZMOT]

I haven't seen one positive kpop song, ever. Closest I've been are those 8 guys in suit who make robot-like choreography and play upbeat music.

world order? they're japanese.
and all I ever see posted is cute girls doing cute stuff like

So in the same vein, modern K-Pop picked up where American boy bands left off. Come to think of it, the newest boy band I can think of is One Direction, and didn't they blow up around 2012? So I guess that's how K-Pop got so big in the West today, there's too much demand and not enough supply, so Korea's picking up the slack.

dunno why it went out of style anyway. sure it was artificial and commercial as fuck, but imo it served it's purpose (.
maybe all the casting shows that sprung up in the 00's tained the well with too much shit and shedding too much light on how artificial and commercial it is, leaving no room for "headcanon", plus the general no-fun-allowed attitude...

(off topic, but I watched the video for Backstreet Boys' Larger than Life to help formulate my thoughts and it's fucking hilarious these days, holy shit I love late 90's 3D)

forgot how blatantly inspired it was by star wars ep1. least they put more effort in it than get down...

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

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[Velvet_Tankery]

Did anyone else see when Kpop stans beat out a political hashtag? I don’t remember what the political one was but the Kpop was about some dude cutting his hair.

 

[Takodachi]

They are in dire need of a second Japanese dicking.

 

[Saffronette]

People worshiping K-pop are even worse than normies worshiping mainstream celebrities (Beyonce, Taylor Swift, etc.), which is a feat previously thought to be impossible. They worship somebody who doesn't give an iota of a shit about any of their fans, which is probably even worse with K-pop, because K-pop performers are as close as you can get to "fabricated, mindless shit" in the music industry - identical-looking twinks singing about "i wuv u" and "pls smile bby".

Edit: I also wish to summon @Saffronette, who I'm sure would love to give a whole bunch of examples of K-pop drama and their fans thirsting/fighting over whichever identical-looking asian boy they like the most this week.

My experiences with K-pop fans kind of started on tumblr (of course) and seeing very strange posts about how hot the boys are. Then I discovered "imagine" blogs where fans would make very explicit fantasies about various k-pop members. Usually they'd be littered with gifs of their favorite boys along with a lengthy caption.

One day someone made a post about the members of BTS reacting to someone being infertile and it got memed on so hard that the original post is gone. I seriously can't seem to find it anywhere. But here is a screencap of part of that post.

Edit: NEVERMIND I FOUND IT!

Reaction to You Being Infertile - BTS

Requested~ --- Seokjin: "Hey, that's alright, we'll get through it.." Yoongi: "I'll make love to you every night if I have to, I'm getting us a baby" Hoseok: "Hey, we'll still have kids, keep your...

fuckin-bts-got7.tumblr.com

 

[CheezzyMach]

Are they worse than J-Pop fans?

 

[IceGray]

I think their new habit of acting like spambots on Twitter is annoying, and the talent grind is so much worse than Western ones.

But as things have shown, they'd probably get even worse.

 

[Saffronette]

Are they worse than J-Pop fans?

In my opinion, I don't think so. J-Pop and J-Rock fans weren't nearly as annoying or crazy.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror upon finding out that people are getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenage girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about an entertainment industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the maze of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crime of not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

 

[Brain Power]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror at people getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenaged girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about a show business industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the mazes of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crimes of being not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set forth the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your utter frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of them from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

What?

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror at people getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenaged girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about a show business industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the mazes of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crimes of being not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set forth the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your utter frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of them from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

I ain't readin all that shit nigga

 

[Aria]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror upon finding out that people are getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenage girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about an entertainment industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the maze of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crime of being not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of them from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

Listen dude kpop is shit.

 

[Puck]

If anybody has examples of other people kpop fans have gone to war with, please include them, I feel like the list could get hilariously long

 

[Animewasamistake]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror upon finding out that people are getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenage girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about an entertainment industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the maze of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crime of being not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of them from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

KPOP turns even a good poster into a fucking mouth breather, holy shit

 

[The Cunting Death]

K pop is just shittier J Pop but for people who think the Japanese are too problematic

Most of the time at least

 

[assphault]

Inb4 this thread attracts a hoard of them

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

The funniest thing about kpop stans is seeing people react to them with feigned outrage. The denizens of Kiwi Farms Dot Net, who have spent nearly a decade trying to assassinate Andrew Dobson for being bad at drawing, or jerking off to balloons, or something, recoil in horror upon finding out that people are getting tweeted at with .gifs. Terror overwhelms them as they imagine teenage girls fantasizing about men they find attractive. Just before their life expires, with the cause of death being fear, they scream to the sky in frustration about an entertainment industry having the audacity to objectify it's participants. Between the self-aware zoomers and the poes, the internet badasses of The Kiwi Farms Dot Eye Ess are sent into a tizzy of gigantic proportions, unable to navigate the maze of obvious parody.

As we all know, solving this maze is of great importance because we must prosecute the Korean Industrial Pop Complex for the high crime of not being authentic enough. The Jew called "Lou Pearlman" clearly set the rules that pop music must adhere to and when villains like Park Jin-young and Yoo Young-jin conspired to actually teach their students how to sing and/or dance, the balance was forever shattered. In your frustration, you have been reduced to removing your coat and laying it over puddles to ensure that Dan Schneider, Simon Cowell and others with several trips on The Lolita Express don't get their shoes wet because you don't have a basic understanding of neo-confucianism, it's relation to discipline and how those things will always result in a superior form of popular music. Imagine losing your way so utterly and completely because Seo Taiji found a Roland TR-808 in a Japanese thrift store and Lee Soo-man did a week of focus testing. LMAO.

Korean pop music is wall-to-wall post-modern music majors and people who you can find footage of from when they were 7 years old practicing their art with more dedication than the average professional athlete. This is the edge of humanity. Westerners with $40,000 worth of college loans, high blood pressure, a wall of full of Marvel Blu-Rays and bad knees have endless accusations to make against the modern day Magellans. Sneer at the music made by the equals of Beethoven as they send Kering's phone calls to voicemail because they just don't need anymore Balenciaga. Mommyson sits atop the throne of intellectualism - with his mask off, to ensure that you're not in on the joke.

Never forget that you're a bunch of rubes, you're total cringe and SNSD will never die.

Neither I nor your Korean husbando will read this shit or acknowledge your existence.

 

[Munchingonfish]

They're tied with fujoshis and the pronoun brigade as the most annoying people on the internet.